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A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

* A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife "I wish you were here."
The message received by wife, "I wish you were her."

* A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."

* And the most famous of them all...

A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better".
The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?"
The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "You are getting better" at the bottom.
The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake "You are not getting older at the top You are getting better at the bottom"

SId, i know these are little ahem ahem type. But i didnt hve any other jokes.

@Ali: Even I dont think Varsha/Vaishu will come n stay cos Savita won't let them... but I thought it would be nice if Manav thinks about Archu and says they can stay with her if they want to.

Niki, i know. in fact versha coming to live wud hve helped in 2 ways:
Archu saved from savitas wrath.
Baba and vershu work together in uniting ArMan.

But, unfortunately that wudnt happen.

ali, preet ke jokes tumse ziada achay hotay hai!!

but thanks for the joke😊


i m better now. i cried so much after such a long time 😳

Sid, i know. I am not good in cracking jokes. but since u were sad and were saying to crck a joke, i tried.

i know ali.and thanks a lot😊

i m ok now😊 next time i will close the window b4 i see manav and archu all sad when the flashback ends 😆

ok I was embarassed to post it bt Sid told me dat I could go ahead wid ths joke so here it is ..

JOKE ::


2 girlz were talking about everything nd nothing as usual .. thn one of the grl tells her firend .. " yesterday I was at a bar whn I realized dat I desperately needed to fart. the music was vry loud, so I synchronized my farts to the sounds of music. after 2 songs, I began to feel better. while finishing my coffee, I noticed dat ... everyone were looking at me. that's when I remembered dat I was listening to my MP3 !!!! 🤣

preet had 2 doors in his dark blue room?? 😕 (waisay i love that room!)

Originally posted by: unknown18

preet had 2 doors in his dark blue room?? 😕 (waisay i love that room!)

no the other one is his attached bathroom door loll 😆 .. nd a big window 😆