CVs- Kunal might lose his pants!

Well , Friday Kunal Richa date went on date, without any mishaps but we wont be so lucky the next time around as Kunal dropped the bombshell in asking Richa out again the next day. Lord, what was he thinking?😡

We are left with no choice but to prepare and get him ready for a safety drill, so he sustains minimum injury on his day out with Lusty Richa since CVs are force feeding us with more Richa scenes next week...( I am hope they dont show us any of it)

Kunal, pls dude, follow the safety procedure drill - Intermediate level for 2^nd date with Richa

ONE DAY BEFORE YOUR THE SECOND DATE WITH RICHA

Visit to pharmacy

Get adult diapers for yourself.

Visit D.I.Y. hardware shop

Get a custom made fire extinguisher pocket size.

Body kit wrap vest top with secured fastners ( no Velcro)

Get a whistle ( this is only when you need assisted help from passers by if she tries to maul you)

Foldable axe, ( this is when things get to hard to handle, use the axe ...)

Duck tapes

Safety pins

Visit departmental store ' Mens / women'section

Get more XXL ' GAP BOXERS SHORTS ' AT LEAST 4.

Get Cargo pants with more pockets at the sides and a baggy shirt.

Safety boots

4 pairs of panty hose

Visit Supermarket

1 bottle of extra virgin olive oil

Get black soy sauce dipped Garlic ' 1 bottle

Book the restaurant and go down personally to check out the place

Preorder what you want and for her.

Check out all fire exit doors and the main door( for emergencies)

Book the table near to the orchestra but in the centre of the room.

DOOMS DAY - The day of the Dredded disaster danger date ' 6 p.m.

Go to work in normal office wear.

Carry all the newly purchased merchandise in a overall bag

At 5 pm go to the men's room and start to change

Step by step ' D.I.Y. ' wearing of safety armour ( this is only added safety precaution in case she is still standing strong after her dinner ...we cannot leave any room for risk and opportunity Richa mauling , pawing and raping you)

Strip yourself to birthday suit and remove your black thread and other hidden body ornaments if you are wearing like waist chain, ankle bracelets...just in case as this could endanger your life during the " Escape Run for your life"

Pause Kunal ' Dont' turn on the shower forcets - No need to take a shower . The smellier the better.

Do whatever it is necessary to clear your bowels and bladder. From now onwards . No drinking of water and intake of any solid food till your reach the restaurant.

Put on the adult diaper. Fasten and secure the taps tightly. As an added precaution, secure it with at least 5 rounds of duck tape on the pulled up diapers to ensure that it doesn't fall.

Put on the 1^st boxer shorts

Next slide the panty hose over it

Repeat this till the 4^th boxer shorts and panty hose are done with.

Next, take the body wrap vest and security it tightly below your armpits to waist. Make sure its tight enough. Try to breathe. Its important. Ok?

Wear the baniyan over it and as an added precaution, secure it to the vest by using the safety pins.

Whatever you do , don't look at the full length mirror for you will look like a Fat Chinese dumpling and you might collapse . This is not the time to look dashing, suave and good looking!!!

Now, put on your socks

Slide on your cargo pants

Put your baggy shirt

Now put on your safety boots.

Put into the pocket of your pants the following items.

Fire extinguishers, olive oil, pepper chilli spray, 1 bottle of garlic.

Prepartion time to get ready ' almost an hour

Richa making her way to the office.

Dont run to her .( I know you want Siddhi to see you) ! Walk slowly... towards her.

Since you are doing it for Siddhi, just give Richa a short but a sharp tight slap on her face as her form of greeting and physical contact. That's the closest you are going to get with her.!

Now while she is still in dream land after the contact of your hand on her cheeks, , quickly go in behind her, stand near the glass door and call her.

She will turn and run towards you in a mad rush, just then, step aside quickly and open the door widely for her. At the blind speed she ran, I estimate that she will stop or brake near the elevator. ( you don't want to be in the lift with her all alone)

While she was running towards the elevator, run behind her give her one hard kick with your safety boots at her rear and make your way downstairs by taking the stairs two at a time and wait for her at the lobby as if nothing happened. Be cool and be ready with a open smile when the lift door opens.

Before she could gather her scattered wits, when the lift door opens, give her the...( see in red)

Now you don't want to give her an opportunity to hold you right. You need to give her something to hold on while going to the restaurant...

Give her the pot of the bougainvilla with the torns to her as your gesture of thanks for Friday and sit in the cab. You are safe. She is holding the pot of flowers.!

At the restaurant.

Take your seats.

Ask her to put the flower pot on the table.

Call the waiter to bring in the food

Two pieces of bone in leg of lamb will arrive for Richa ( its almost 5 kg). The portion will be so big that you can only see the tip of her head.

Shout at her you want to watch her eat if she asks why such big portion if you can hear her over the big slab of meat in btw the two of you.

Kunal , your perrier water will arrive with your garlic bread with salmon.

While she is busy eating, open your garlic bottle and pour it put over the bread and eat it. Remember sip the drink and eat only morsels of the salmon. Eat garlic plenty to ward off evil spirits like Richa, by breathing heavily on her in case she gets closer. Garlic is also good for emission of gas built up later. Who knows you may need to let go some at her if things get too much to handle just to confuse her a bit.

Now slip out quietly and go to the washroom ( She cant see you...she is busy tucking in ...)

Open the oil bottle and dap your self wherever you skin is exposed with the oil. Rub thoroughly, leaving no skin untouched with the oil. Make yourself as slipper as possib.e

Cover your hair, your neck, your hands , face , arms. ...

Walk back to your table.

Slowly you will start to see her face surfacing from the meat...

Dont be alarmed by seeing her as she would have pieces of meat hanging on her mouth, at the sides of her cheeks,, her forhead, as she will be in a hurry to finish the meal.

After she has eaten, ask her to eat the chocolate mousse.

She will protest but pay no heed to her and start to pout and tell her again that she looks very beautiful when she eats.

She will melt and tuck into heartily the dessert.

After that she will ask you to dance.

Go and dance. Dont be afraid. When she tries to hold your hand, your arms, your hair, it will slip coz of the layer of the oil you have covered yourself with. Thanks to olive oil.

Confused, She will try again. Take the fire extinguisher and spray on her. She will be shell shocked. Quicky spray the air with pepper and chilli spray. She will start coughing and get disorientated.

After a while she will be sick with all the food and all that dancing and confusion...in the air..

Call for a cab and inform Thakral to wait for you and her at at the door.

Make her sit down in the cab with her head in between her legs.

Thakral waiting anxiously for Richa

Ask thakral to help her to bed

While he is tucking her to bed, go to washroom and wash your face and hands.

pretend to ask about Richa when you go downstairs to meet thakral

Thakral will say, she is sleeping like a baby

Work accomplished. Make your way home

For the time being, you are safe from her . The protective armour suit is to prepare you for the next time which I hope there will not be, so that you have the experience of wearing it and know how to handle the discomfort torture.

For the CVs

Hey this is not funny at all...ok!

CVs, I say again, not interested to see Kunal and Richa ever in Parichay getting romantic, cuddly . No physical intimacy at all. You put us throught lots of Richa nonsense but there's no way we can accept Kunal and Richa on going on dates. This better stop now...

We will only tolerate her screen presence as Kunal will need to expose her . Again, I remind, you only Kunal can expose her ,not the Kids, Siddhi, Seema or Abhay.

For the exposure, you don't need Kunal to be physical with her. We don't want to see the repeat of C-night where she was all over him...it was disgusting then, and now its worse for a father of two children and a beautiful wife to act so immaturely and indecently.

We want to see his intelligence and enough of treating him like a voodoo doll for your own pleasure of showing him as a man with no brains. If we want to see that rubbish, we have other options. WE still have faith, belief and trust in our KC even if you don't.

So stop showing us the Richa Kunal love track . If you are so hell bent on showing the love track, then show SINAL office romance. This will be perfect.

Hey and what's this rush on parents track huh? Slow down will you.

Why don't you rush on the Kunal exposing Richa track? The much awaited track instead of rushing other tracks and spoiling the show.