!! Parichay Chit Chat Thread # 19 !! - Page 8

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

FYI - Burger is not a junk food if you eat soya pattie. Skip fries and substitute mayo with mustard sauce😉- Waise you are doc i don't need to tell you that. You can also include whole wheat bun to make it ultimate meal😆

Originally posted by: shamrish

After another leg pulling session successfully comes to a close, Laloo joke to savour

A bihari hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under one of the trees.
He left his whole basket of hats by the side, and went to sleep.

A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone. He looked up and, to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats. The hat-seller sat down to think as to how he could get the hats back from the monkeys.

While thinking, he started to scratch his head. The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat off, and the monkeys did exactly the same.

An idea came to him.

He took his hat and threw it on the ground, and the monkeys did that too. And therefore he finally managed to get all his hats back.

Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo, also became a hat-seller. When he was a child, he had heard this monkey story from his grandfather.

One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he also took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the ground by his side.

He woke up and realized that all his hats had been picked up by the monkeys on the tree.

Then, quite convinced of his grandfather's idea, Laloo threw his hat to the ground but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats.

Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a stinging slap on his cheek and said, ...


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: "Do you think only you have a grandfather?" 🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: shamrish

Aa gayee na line pe.. Seedhe Seedhe bata deti maggi bana rahi ya kha rahi thee 😆😆😆

Originally posted by: shamrish

Munna after completing his MBBS

Munna: Bolay to dard kahan hai aapko.

Female Patient : Pooray badan main hai

Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.

Patient: Touches her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc.

Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger main dard hai. 🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: shamrish

Munna after completing his MBBS

Munna: Bolay to dard kahan hai aapko.

Female Patient : Pooray badan main hai

Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.

Patient: Touches her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc.

Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger main dard hai. 🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: nancy1996

If only Politicians ke dimaag mein yeh baat aaye... 😡