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shamrish

@shamrish

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#31

Last one on Laloo for Today

A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.

A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening.

A guy from the front replied,

"Well at the traffic crossing Laloo Yadav is sprawled across the road.

He is refusing to move from there!"

"But why?"

"He has lost the elections and will now surely be convicted for corruption and will have to pay lakhs of Rupess as fines!

He is threatening to douse himself with kerosene and set himself on fire if people didn't contribute with money to help him pay the fine!"

"So how much has been collected so far?"

"Six litres!" 🤣🤣🤣

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shamrish

@shamrish

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#32

Khushamdeed Jahapanah Khushamdeed...
Aaj aapke Jhol Zhal PIC's ki khathirdhaari main kya peshkash hain 🤣

Namaskar mere preeya Sathiyaon urf PIC's...😛

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Shobhit18

@Shobhit18

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#33

Originally posted by: -Rani

Since, "Virtual Mom" was talking about being " very cool", so thought of verifying her comments!! 😆

Again glad to know I have done a great job raising my virtual son as he turned out to be so intelligent 👏👏😆

You only made me confess 2 days back that "I'm born intelligent", so just proved it once again!! 😛

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shamrish

@shamrish

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#34

Originally posted by: -Rani

Jahapanah aapki banda nawazi se bahut khush huye 🤗

Jahapanah ko aapki har peshkash dilchasp lagati hai, isliye aap jo chahe pesh kare😆

Did I do a good job with urdu😉?

@Rani : That was good... 👏👏👏..
Only problem was i asked what are u presenting today, not what PIC's are going to do..😛😉...

Remember Kali Yug discussion.. Ulta Pulta 😆😆...
Entertaining Inspiring Chief = EIC 😛

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-Rani

@-Rani

Trailblazer

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Posted: 13 years ago

#35

Originally posted by: shamrish

@Rani : That was good... 👏👏👏..
Only problem was i asked what are u presenting today, not what PIC's are going to do..😛😉...

Remember Kali Yug discussion.. Ulta Pulta 😆😆...
Entertaining Inspiring Chief = EIC 😛

Just so you know Amrish, you can not fool me any longer, Jahapanah are from Kaliyug only, they were present in India from 16th century to 20th century😉

SO Jahapanah is still Jahapanah even now

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Shobhit18

@Shobhit18

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#36

OK, enough of "mother-son" crap...
Rani,I'm sure that you too would not be enjoying all this nonsense.. 😛

I'm much better being a "Jhol-Jhaal PIC"... & let it be this way.. 😆

So, starting the things with my "rare talent" of shooting some very "mariyal" SHERS.. 😆 😆

Arz kiya hai:

Uski yaad me maine "jam" utha liya...

. aur phir use bread par laga liya...

Moral- "Saare aashiq bewde nahi hote..." 🤣 🤣

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#37

Originally posted by: -Rani

Just so you know Amrish, you can not fool me any longer, Jahapanah are from Kaliyug only, they were present in India from 16th century to 20th century😉

SO Jahapanah is still Jahapanah even now

20th century mein kaunsa jahapanah tha?😕 The last Mughal were in 18th century

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#38

Originally posted by: Shobhit18
OK, enough of "mother-son" crap...
Rani,I'm sure that you too would not be enjoying all this nonsense.. 😛

I'm much better being a "Jhol-Jhaal PIC"... & let it be this way.. 😆

So, starting the things with my "rare talent" of shooting some very "mariyal" SHERS.. 😆 😆

Arz kiya hai:

Uski yaad me maine "jam" utha liya...

Uski yaad me maine "jam" utha liya...
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Moral- "Saare aashiq bewde nahi hote..." 🤣 🤣

You made me choke again 🤣 🤣

Please have a disclaimer - do not read this while eating or drinking

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Shobhit18

@Shobhit18

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#39

Originally posted by: -Rani

Just so you know Amrish, you can not fool me any longer, Jahapanah are from Kaliyug only, they were present in India from 16th century to 20th century😉

SO Jahapanah is still Jahapanah even now

@bold: EIC, did you take whole stock of MENTOS at one go???? 🤣 🤣