God: Well Angels, this better be good. You guys woke me up in the wee hours of the morning to attend this meeting which was not scheduled. So what's the urgency for this emergency meeting?
Angels smartypants : Boss, remember we spoke a few weeks ago about setting up a focus group to identify issues on Parichay.
God:Of all the things! Mother of all f@$#&$! Nevermind! It will not translate well!!! Ok give it to me...
Angel Peabrain - I think boss, why not have a fresh cup of coffee and croissants before we start...I think you need something to perk you up...
God: For once you are damn right Peabrain! Yeah, good idea! Give me something so that I can muster some energy and stand on the highest point of the Everest mountain to scream to my heart's content, at the top of my voice as to what did ever do to deserve you useless people who cannot tell the difference between high and low priority!
Angel Crime investigator : Well, good news. We have tracked the pack leader of the group!
God: Pack leader? What's that a dog?
AngelCrime investigor : No, She is the mastermind of the whole murder track.
God: Really, it wouldn't be any chance be Richa Thakral would it?
Angelpeabrain: Good lord, how did you figure that out
God raised his eyes heavenwards : That's why I am here and you are there. See there's a big line between us.
Angelpeabrain: I really cannot see the line...
God: Its ok. Don't overwork that peabrain of yours. It might just collapse...
Angelsmartypants: Boss, we have them on the line. They want to speak to you...
God: Who?
Angelsmartypants: Rohit and Richa Thakral
God: Please ask them to take a queue number and I will speak to them in the next twenty years or so if I am free.
Angelsmartypants: They insist to talk to you or otherwise...
God: Otherwise what? What will they do? Kill me too? God these two are really a pain in the neck... ok put them on.
Angelsmarty pants: Mr Rohit , thank you for calling our hotline. God will speak to you now.
Rohit: Hey, whatzup big guy! Everything ok with you.
God: I was ok till you called me. Aren't you supposed to be dead?
Rohit: Yeah well, you know that was all just a master plan to make the SINAL go to the gallows.
God: WHATEVER , AS IF I CARE! So make it snappy, what do you want ?
Rohit: I want to know what are my chances with Raveena after sending SINAL to the prison?
God: Huh? Why are asking me this. You go figure with that sister of yours!
Rohit: I don't like the tone of your voice. Now what kind of attitude is that?
God: Listen you knucklehead, watch that mouth of yours. I have very strong detergents to wash that filthy mouth and you will never ever be able to move that tongue of yours at all!
Rohit: Ok, ok, I apologize. Don't get so touchy. So tell me what are my chances?
God: Ok, I am just puzzled by this plan of yours. See, you fake your own murder to punish the SINAL to get them out of your way, so that you can have Raveena right?
Rohit: Yeah, at least this way, Siddhi won't be slamming me with her stupid restraining orders and slapping me and that Kunal will stop pounding me in temples with trays and his fists. I can be free at last.
God: Very good plan but there is just one tiny little problem here.
Rohit: I don't think so. I have covered all my tracks very well. Paid off my witness and no way the SINAL can stand in my way.
God: Think harder knucklehead. Assuming that the sinal are proven guilty, how are you going to live happily with Raveena?
Rohit : The usual way like any other couple!
God: How the hell are you going to do that with you dead, you IDIOT! Visit her at night like the phantom of opera!
Rohit: Hey, go slow... you are confusing me now... I did all this so that I can be with Raveena.
God: I know but you forgot by faking your own murder and proving SINAL guilty you have blown all your chances to be with Raveena FOREVER, knucklehead. You are dead dude, you cannot be living with her in broad daylight or otherwise you will be exposed and the SINAL will be freed and you take their places. You got that SICKO!
Rohit: OMG, mother mary, Jesus, what have I done! I am going to Kill Richa...she convinced me...
God: You need to stand in line. There's a huge queue waiting just to do that.
Rohit: No, plz god, tell me what can I do...
God: Tell you what. You sit in the corner. Yeah, that's the one. The darkest part... got it .?
Rohit: Will this corner do?. Ok now what.?
God: Hang you head down your knees. Bring both your hands closer to your face. That's it. Now maintain that position and move your hands a bit farther and bring your hand down and slap hard on your forehead repeatedly and cry loudly saying " Serve me right for listening to Richa". Continue beating yourself till you are tired and beaten. After take a nap and start the process all over again, till you are surely dead. That's the best you can do . Nothing much...
Rohit: I can't believe that I fell for this trap. How can I be such a fool...?
God: What is there not to believe...you were never brilliant to start with in that brains department. Neither you nor that basket case of your sister... you were both born as fools . It just an inborne traits that runs in your family. No need to get so worked about that. Its a birth defect. Must have got it from your mother's side..Now Rohit, get off the line . I need to take the next call. Goodbye and good luck!
Angelsmartypants: Ms Richa Thakral, you still on the line.?
Richa Thakral: Where else, would I be , under it?
God: No, no, angelSmartypants, I know, I know, just relax and put down the tefal pan. By banging it on her head, it will not help. She will just become a bigger fool than she is now... and we will have even a bigger mess to clean up. Ok put her on the line.
Richa Thakral : Hey , how are you doing? Outsmarted and outwitted everyone didn't I? Everyone talking about me eh??? So tell, what do you think of my master plan
God: Chuckyfeatherbrain, I am really lost for words... don't know what to say...
Richa : I know, I know... I am going to come out as a big winner... Didn't think I had did you?
God: No, you are right,I never thought you had it and you have proven once again, just like your brother you never had any brains at all!
Richa: Where are going with this? I don't like that insulting tone of yours. You know you are jealous of me. I finally am going to get Kunal and you are just envious of me...
God:Oh really, envy of you. Please don't make me puke... yucks. Gosh girl what's with you and your obsession with Kunal?
Richa: I want him tied to me forever.
God: Looks like you always wanted him. When you had him,you didn't know how to keep him but when you lost him, you keep wanting him even when he doesn't want you.
Richa: So I made a tiny mistake of letting him go. ...
God: Let me get this straight ,you wanted him when he was not married. You wanted him a little bit more when he got married to your assistant and you want him even more now that he is going to have a kid with your ex-assistant. Sick isn't it?
Richa: No not all !, I will make him happy and make him see how we can be happy together.
God: Richa, gal, how are you going to do that? Drag him in tied to chains and balls. That man is never ever going to look at you after what you had done to him and his wife. What you had is OVER. He has found true happiness with that girl Siddhi. Just let it go...
Richa: Nooo! He will love me. He will come back to me now that Siddhi will go to jail.
God: Hey knucklehead, I hate to say this but love to say it anyway, I don't know what you and your brother are talking about? Did the two of you really sit together and came out this plan. Because looks like your objective are far different! He wants to send the SINAL to the gallows and you want to send Siddhi but save Kunal. What's with you two. ?
Richa: What did you say? Rohit wants to send kunal away. He's crazy. He knows how much I love Kunal. How can he do that? Wait till I get him and kill him
God: You need to stand on line. There are others before you... anyway, to make it simple, you don't have much chances in winning this case. Even if you do, no way Kunal will agree to live with you.
Richa: Why is that?
God: Have you taken a look at yourself in the mirror lately! The way you walk, talk shake your head and that big scary eyes of yours... to name just a few... man you scare even the ghosts away.
Richa: I don't believe you. You are saying all these because you are jealous of me...
God: Oh for crying out loud. Why don't you get good brand of make up. Now Get off the one, you feathheadbrain stalker ...who's next ?
Angelsmartypants: Daddy Thakral? Do you want to take this call.
God: Might as well or he might come with legal papers and start questioning my angels...
Angelsmartypants: Mr Thakral, putting your call through...
Daddy Thakral: Good evening god, How are you?
God: Really exhausted after talking to the dim-witted children of yours.
Daddy Thakral : What do you mean,talking to my children?
God: Just how many children do you have not to recall ?
Daddy: The last time I checked, was only left with one.
God: Hmmm yes... so you really don't know about anything about this murder track. ?
Daddy: Not that I know of any. Why do u know something i don't know... tell me I need all the evidence to nail that arrogant Kunal and put him behind bars. I will get anyone and anything to testify against him in court..
God:Yeah I know. Hey I don't know about the judicial system in India. But you had me laughing when you went with legal papers to question those kids. Really Thakral, even my cocker spaniel which watched that episode has been rolling in laughter with all his four legs up in the air. He's still there ...Just how stupid is that? Interrogating minors. You are really funny you know...Please I need to take a minute here to laugh again. God , if you can get a dog to testify, I am sure you will do that too...! What a joker ! hehehehehahaha
Daddy: You think its funny is it?
God: Not funny. Hilariously stupid! Wacko!
Daddy: So you think I don't have any chances to win.? Well you are wrong. I have all the evidences.
God: Is that why you are calling me to say this?Gloat!
Daddy: Yeah, In case you have some idea of helping them by way of fate...
God: Thakral, I always thought of you having some brains among the Thakral clan. You just need to be a bit careful. You have worked very hard to build the law firm. But sometimes I feel that two knucklehead kids of yours is going to ruin everything you worked so hard with their unstoppable passion for the chopra family.
Daddy: Rohit is dead! SINAL killed my son. I am going to avenge his death.
God: Old man, I don't know what to say. For someone who is smart, you seem to be bit of slow...when it comes to your children... Here's a clue. Do you really think Rohit is dead.?
Daddy: You can't be saying that they are faking it?
God: Think again, what if they are really faking it like the rape case, so that they the THAKRAL brother and sister can be with the CHOPRA brother and sister.
Daddy: God almighty, are these kids really mine? If this is true, I am going to kill them...
God: Not sure if they are yours. As for killing them, Stand in line, there are others waiting with dangerous weapons. Now, a word of advice, just leave the SINAL. Work on your kids. Bring them away to a nice quite place with lots of greeneries why don't you remarry and produce some intelligent kids now. Okay? Good bye...
Angelsmartypants: One more call from Parichay fan... want to take it before we call it a day
God: Phew... ok put him on
Parichay fan: I want the rain scene of SINAL AGAIN. Where all us were drooling...
God: Come again, what rain scene?... just a minute will you.! Smartypants, what is this woman talking about?
Angelsmartypants. : Well, there was this episode where all the women were drooling over Sameer. Some of the them drooled so much, they had serious de hydration and have been sent to hospital by their family members...
God: How come, no one bothered to inform me that? The last time I spoke with Sameeer he refused to wear G-string and now he goes in his birthday suit and dancing in the rain. !!! I will not tolerate such behaviour. At least he could have asked me to join him and we could have pranced together. Hey, do I have to beg for the Video!. You ! Yeah you, the one with the big glasses with the laptop. What you waiting for? Show me the videos...
Angel IT head - Just a minute...wheres the file?... Here it is... a sec... let me just show you... there you go...
God: So where are the sexy videos, Bozo?
Angel IT Thead- You are looking at them... no, no don't throw the coffee on my face...plz... ok sorry, I thought you were going to do it.
God: Just put that silly woman back on that line...
Parichay fan: You saw that video. Doesn't he look awesome...
God: That's the scenes where women drooled???. What so bloody sexy about Sameer in jeans, short sleeve T-shirt with a pink shirt? He just looked like a man who got wet in a heavy rain without an umbrella. !!!
Hey, please, sexy means at least if not nude, show at least his upper torso shirtless with his six pack abs, his hair plastered to his skull, a devious sexy smile hovering around his mouth, and he has to walk slowly , sexily like a cool dude towards his partner who's equally drenched in rain ...showing off her navel, her sarees stuck to her skin...
Parichay fan: Well I just find that very sexy.
God: Woman, if you find that sexy, I cannot imagine, what your real life is. Pathetic it must be! Anyway, you want more such scenes is it.?
Parichay fan: Yeah, more rainy scenes with him ...so damn sexy...can't get enough of him
God: Whatever, I tell sammer to get into a track pants and into a heavy pullover sweater and ask him to ran like mad around a tree chasing Siddhi... and wait I'll ask him to lift his head up in the air and gulp some water thirstily as well. Wouldn't that be sexy?
Parichay fan: Can't wait. Will there be any background dancers to make it more sexy.
God: Oh you want dancers as well.? Why the hell not?. We will get the Thakrals and the rest of the chopras family to dance at the background. Happy now?
Parichay fan: Oh yes. And thank you. Goodbye.
God hang up and looked around the team.: Don't say a word! That's it. I am going to meditate.Off you go and leave me alone.
Angels: Do you have anything to say about the murder track?
God: Like I always say, just wait and watch. Don't jump to conclusion. Relax and enjoy your week-end. See Sameer and Keerti are enjoying theirs. So why don't you as well? I am going to...See you next week.!
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