!!Parichay Chit Chat Thread # 14!! - Page 82

Rubel Kaun Banega Crorepati Main:
Question: What is you father name?
Rubel: Plz Options?
a. Dilawar
b. Changez
c. Feroz
d. Sultan
Rubel: Life line-50/50
a. Dilawar
c. Feroze
Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze
Rubel: I want to use My last life line "Phone a friend."
Kisse call karengy?
Rubel: Apne baap dilawar ko!

Originally posted by: shamrish

🤣 Great joke Amrish, but somewhere it's the truth as well right?

Rani, Phirse PR 🤣...

Again we all love him for his funnyness, defo his head is not cocunut, he is a smart ass and as a railway minister did turn Indian Railways around.. Though agree he has been in limelight for all the wrong reasons

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

Ramya - since you are not talli any more - you can start contributing from your side today.

Now my rest time .. sunaoed some jokes , 1 disclaimer, 1 Shayari.. 😆😆

Ramya, waiting for some real poems 😍😍😍

Originally posted by: snmalik4

For those who did not hear this joke before from me...

A Patel walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks andneeds to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked ut very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Patel replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"

Bhavi had sunaoed this one before .. Good one though 👏👏

Guys will be right back - Salman did not had chance to go through your jokes will comment later

Originally posted by: shamrish

Now my rest time .. sunaoed some jokes , 1 disclaimer, 1 Shayari.. 😆😆

Ramya, waiting for some real poems 😍😍😍

Originally posted by: shamrish

Bhavi had sunaoed this one before .. Good one though 👏👏

When I was in England one of my cousin told me the same joke that you had mentioned. about Munna and Circuit. the B.A one? saala tu do letter padha aur woh bhi ulta...