Ring, Ring, Ring
God: Good morning. This is god's helpdesk helpline. How can I help you today. Hello anyone there?...
Voice: You can hear me? You really can hear me? ( a tiny scared voice asked)
God: Er...yes, I can hear clearly. I have not heard of you before and who might you be? What's your name?
Voice: I haven't got one yet. But they keep calling me baby.
God: Who keeps calling you baby?
Voice : My parents
God: Maybe I can help you here. What's your parents name?
Voice : Kunal and Siddhi Chopra
God: You don't say!
Baby: You know them?
God: Do I know them! I most certainly do.! My favourite couple. AWESOME !
Baby: How do my parents look like?
God: Your mum is very sweet and beautiful and you dad is tall and handsome.
Baby: Do you think they love me. I mean I hear them say they love me but...
God: No buts baby. Your parents love you so much especially your dad.
Baby: Really? He really loves me? Then what about mummy? I can hear her crying a lot. Doesn't she like me?
God: Mummy loves you a lot too. She is just going through some difficult time.
Baby: I want to help my mummy coz I don't want my mummy to cry..
God: Baby you just hang in there. Your daddy is helping your mummy
Baby: But I hear them fight a lot too... is it because of me?
God: No of course not. All married couples do that. Your parents are sometimes too stubborn and each one is impossible. You will know soon... trust me on this.
Baby: I am really scared, GOD.
God: Why baby?
Baby: I hear lots of people don't like me. I can hear them. Some say I should not be born. That I was a mistake. Am I a mistake, god?
God :You were never a mistake! You are the best thing that happened to your parents. You baby, you and your mum has given a purpose for your dad to turnaround his life.
Baby: Then why did daddy scold mummy the other day and asked her to go ?
God: Hmmm, well, your mummy has this habit of not telling your daddy everything. So when daddy found out, he was angry coz he does not want anything bad happen to your mummy and you. Daddy didn't mean it. He loves you and mummy a lot.
Baby: I like my daddy already. But I am really scared...i heard daddy saying the other day, that he might lose mummy and me. Is mummy going to jail and she might lose me because of this.? What if I die? What if I don't get to see them at all?
God: Not if I can help it. Baby , sweetie, no harm will come your way. Your parents are good. Nothing bad will happen to good people.
Baby: Ok, if you say so. Am I going to be a girl or a boy ?
God: Don't know yet. But tell me, what would you like to be.?
Baby: erm... when I heard the other day, daddy calling my cousins, baby, I wanted to be daddy's own little girl. I want daddy to call me " my little baby girl" .Hmmm. wait. I want him to call me "princess"... I also want to draw nice pictures and show him. I will be a good girl and daddy will love me more. I want daddy to carry, cuddle me and read me bedtime stories and tell my mummy he loves both of us this much.
God: And what if you are a boy?
Baby: Then I want to go to work with daddy and fight with the Thakrals. I will bang and wham the thakarals for making my daddy 's life difficult. Lately I have heard all theThakrals. I don't like them. They keep telling they want to separate my mummy and daddy. The other day, there was this thakral threatened to punish mummy. I will punch the old man and ask him to say sorry to my daddy . Then I will tell daddy, no need to worry , I have taken care of the monsters. Daddy will be sooo happy.
God: I see that you already have your dad's charm.?
Baby: Then I will climb onto daddy's shoulders and pretend to fight with him. I want him to take me to football, cricket matches, all sorts of sports. I want to make daddy proud of me. I will be the best kid in the whole world.
God: Hey, I like you already so much baby.
Baby: But god, I want to say a prayer. Will you help me?
God: Sure , what is it?
Baby: I want to thank you for giving me this life. I want to thank my parents for having me even though daddy and mummy going through lots of difficulties. . Lastly I want to thank those who love me already. But above all, I want to ask everyone to give me a chance to be born, to see the world and bring happiness to my parents life. I promise I will be not be naughty. I promise I will not cry . I promise I will not trouble my parents. I will slay all the evil monsters to help daddy. I want to give tissue to my mummy when daddy scolds her. I want my mamma and papa to love me as much as I love them. I promise even to listen to daddy's old music. I promise to be good. I really want to see my parents. Will you grant my wishes and let me see my parents , god?
God: Oh. Baby... I most certainly will. Anyone will baby. You just hang in there. I will make sure everything will be fine.
Baby: I love you god and thank you god for listening to me.
God: Love you too baby!
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