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Parichay fan calling God to confirm if Sameer Soni is quitting
Ring Ring Ring
Voice mail : Good morning, Thanks for calling the Helpdesk hotline. We are sorry, all our Angels are busy attending to other Sinners. Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line and we will answer you shortly.
On the next Ring:
God: Hello, this is the almighty lord speaking. How may I help you?
Parichay Fan: I have lost faith in Parichay.
God: You mean the TV serial recently, that you people were putting up on line petition and tweeting and re-tweeting and following about?
Parichay Fan: Good Lord, you are good.! Yesss, that's the one.!
God: Have you heard any contrary information that might have corrupted you to have lost faith?
Parichay Fan: Not that I can think of...
God: Think carefully . Please remember that corrupting information can come in many forms such as word of mouth advertising through constant gossip from housewives, gossip columns tabloids, newspaper articles, blogs, nothing to do gossipers, fortune tellers, mind readers, misleading SBS segments, trailers, unreliable new promo, unexpected daily episodes...? Have your ears downloaded anyhting that might have construed as corrupting as you losing faith. So take your time, Chlld, which one of these made you feel like this?
Parichay Fan: Er... well, I think almost everything yu just mentioned. Lord, my biggest fear is that Sameer will quit the show.
God; You don't say!. Well , I'll be da... Ok nevermind. Frankly, I don't recall him giving any interviews or sending me any SMS, emails on this after I wrote on my facebook wall to him last week like the rest of you. Hmmm. Strange. I think your informer is not reliable. Are you sure you are using the latest communication tools to download the correct informformation, that is in the market. ?
There was another incoming call
God: Can you just hold on the line? I have got another URGENT DISTRESS call coming in. Meantime, just listen to this and I will be right back in a while.
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God: You still there?
Parichay fan: Yes of course!
God: Well, Sameer was just on the ine and we had an interesting chat.
Parichay fan: Oh, wow, really? Did you talk about his quitting?
God: No actually we spoke about Salman Khan! Of course about his quitting, you moron!
Parichay fan: Just checking. So what did he say?
God : He said" You gotta be kidding! Bull shit! I am not quitting . I got bills to pay!!! Don't make any decisions for me, please. Just be patient. Have faith, hope ,belief and trust in me. Stay positive and everything will be fine!
Parichay Fan: Really , he said that?
God : Yes, I CONFIRM that he is not QUITTING. He is staying and he will turn around the show. Can I go now. There are the CV's , EKTa calling me...
The phone was disconnected. Parichay fan tried again and the voice mail said
Our computers show that you have already called more than once tdoay. Please for GOD sake, HANG UP NOW! and call tomorrow.
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Parichay fan was thrilled to bits and decided to wait for Monday's episode . All is well.
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