comedy shairi - Page 2

Milna Hai toh milo Is duniya kay chaman may,
Phir kab milogay jab sar hoga kafan may.... 😆 😆



WAH WAH KIA SOORAT PAI HAI JAISAY BAS KAY NEECHAY GANDARI AYEE HAI


Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
Jise pyaar kiya woh italy chali gayi;
Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le jalim,
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi 😆 😆

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Khudhi Ko Kar Buland Itna,
Ke Himalaya Ki Choot Par Jaa Ponchey,
Phir Khuda Khud Tujhse Poochey,
Ke Abey Ghade, Ab Utrega Kaise!



Duniya kay darr se teri tasveer Tiolet May chupa rakhkhi hai....
Duniya kay darr se teri tasveer Tiolet May chupa rakhkhi hai....
Deedaaar Ho tera baar baar isliye Jillaab ki goli kha rakh khi hai..

Ek ladki thi diwani si,
Mobile lekar ghoomti thi,
Sharma ke Nazrein jhuka ke
Woh kuch karti rahti thi,
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse,
hamesha puchti thi,
yeh ON kaise hota hai
yeh ON kaise hota hai.....



Aahat si koyi aaye, to lagta hai ke tum hoSaaya jo koyi lehraaye, to lagta hai ke tum ho;
Tum hi kaho, kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho?

na tum roof per climb kerti na main deewana hota na tum pather marti na main kana hota


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Dhoka mila jab pyar mein, zindagi mein udasi chaa gayi. Socha tha chhod denge is raah ko,
par aaj muhalle main doosri aa gay!


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nice topic........😊
(i'll post later)

nice post i like all ur shayaries i will try to right sm
so here is only one sher

zulfe hai k raat ka andhera
tind karwa lo to ho jaye ga sawera 😆

APNI AESI WIFE HO
5'6" JISKI HIEGHT HO
jeans jis ki tight ho
chechra jis ka bright ho
umar jis ki 22 se 27 ho
aesi apnai wife ho
sadak per sab kahen kya cute ho
bhir main sub kahen side ho side ho
pindi,islamabad ya karachi ki paidaish ho
sas ki khidmat jis ki khuwaish ho
aisi apni wife ho
padosi se jab baat karey ti haath main us k knife ho
dinner ke waqt candle light ho
ham me tum main kabhi na fight ho
milnay k baad dil delight ho
aise apni wife ho

BOOk Khulte hai Exam ka Sama hota hai.........
Aise Mausam Mein hi Toh Dimak Kharab hota hai.....
Dimag ki Baatien Paper pe nahi aatii.,
Yeh fasana Toh MaRK SheeT Pe BaYa HoTA HaI..........

Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi.
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi....

very nice shers

Zindagi to hum bhi jee rahe the, Taqdeer humari kharab nikli Tajmahal hum bhi bana sakte the, Mumtaz humari bewafa nikli