Limerick Corner..brought to you by K & J - Page 9

There was a young man from Kolkata
Who came all the way to Malaysia
"I am looking for Roja," said he
"For I want her to marry me
Otherwise I will go dementia!"

"I am sorry, young man," said she
"I am as happy as I can be
I am really flattered
That you are so attracted
But I am already married, you see"

And so it was that a young man was found
In an asylum, holding a hound
Singing Vazhve Mayam in tones so sad
It made everyone feel so bad
Oh, what torturous sound!! 😆

Poor man from Kolkatta - does not realize that marrying
Roja is worse than landing up in a mental asylum 😳 😳
Well done Karthi - Roja is flattered 😳 😳

Originally posted by: Karthikka

Said a thousand-legged worm
As he watched Ditty squirm
"Would you care to be a friend of mine?
If you say no to my request
I'd become a pest
And make you go out of your mind"

Retorted an angry ditty
"Just try Mr.Ugly
I have my resources, my dear
If you bug me some more
My hero would punch you until you are sore
Won't you, my six-pack Surya??"

😆

🤣Tht was so cute, Karthi!

Btw, a WORM?😆

Haven't you heard that song?

Said a thousand-legged worm
As he gave a little squirm
have you seen that leg of mine?
If it can't be found
Then I have to hop around
On my nine-hundred and ninety-nine

Chorus:

Hop around hop around
on my nine-hundred and ninety-nine

The kids will form a chain and sing this song. Then when it came to the chorus, we'd jump around the hall on one leg.

OK, i have more candidates - nallu, giriadimai, basanthi, atina....oooh, I got one for atina already.

To the tune of Akila Akila from Nerukku Ner

Atina, atina
Tamil Section Swarna Akka*
Atina Atina
Don't mess around with her
oh-oh-oh

* Swarna Akka: The lady goonda boss in Dhool. Also Prakashraj's MIL in Sivakasi. 😆
I will do a proper limerick later. 😆

Chee, I hvn't heard of the worm song 😆

Karthi......my Goldie👏👏......finally.....congrats hun🤗

now that you have joined our Golden club...will you also carry on kgs of gold-jewellery like Sue Chechi??😆😆

awww.....limerick on me....😳..J n K....🤗🤗...cracked me up naa🤣🤣🤣 i only wish I was talented like you guys....I only can enjoy that as outsider😉

Me a Goldie??? Wow!!! And on the same day I was listed as an IF-Addict (Gosh, and I thought I had a life. 😉 😆 )

Mels, it's Ok, just enjoy!!

I have a limerick on Atina too!!

Thiru's idea was that of the brain of a hare
He thought he'd create a family fare
So he started a serial
That became Kolapangal
And drove us to frustration and despair

Adhi is cute and smiles sweetly
He has hair that baldies envy
Then he opens his mouth
Our eardrums burst out
Oh God, that boy is a hissy!!

Thiru himself thought he's an actor
He imagined he was the X Factor
He enhanced the serial all right
Enhanced the viewers' plight
Oh, where's Dr. Hannibal Lecter?

😆