Here Kabir also reached home soon after dropping Nisha.
Ka- (before entering) Bhagvan ji sambhal lena! (looking at a photo of god that Vasu hanged outside in order to protect her house from bad eyes. This was her thinking that instead of keeping a black inverted pot outside keep a guardian of god outside in order to protect the house.)
God- Rayta tu failaye aur saaf main karoon!
Ka- Arre! Iss baar maaf kardo na. aage se aisa kabhi nahi karoonga! (pinching his throat in a swearing way) Promise!
God- Dekh tera gala jahan tu pinch kar raha wahan chhill chukka hai. Ab toh sudhar jaa! Kabhi toh sacche promises kar diya kar!
Ka- Sudharne ke liye thode hi nahi bigada hoon! Agar meri Maa ne aaj mujhe maar diya toh mera kya hoga! Aapke paas Aa jaunga upar aapko face to face tang karne.
God- Jaa Jaa! Teri jhooti dhamkiyon se nahi darta hoon. Bhagvaan hoon main. Tereko neeche mere dost Haides ke paas bhej doonga.
Ka- Kya Greek mythology jhaad rahe ho! Indian way mein baat karo na!
God- Toh tujhe jallad ke paas bhej doonga.
Ka- Woh toh andar waise bhi mera intezaar kar raha hai!
God- Tere baap sorry pitaji ko jlaad bolna band karde. Teri Maa tujhe kabhi nahi maaregi. Badi acchi hai woh. Aur rahi baat tere pitaji ki woh tujhse bahut pyaar karte hain. Abhi toh tu Nisha ko iss topic ka brief description dekar aaya tha.
Ka- Pehli baat (teasingly) meri sangati mein bigadte jaa rahe ho! Aur doosri baat meri Maa par line mat maaro. Woh happily married hai mere jallad baap se. Aur theek hai pyaar karte hain woh lekin jo maza unko jallad bulaane mein aata hai na woh Pitaji bulaane mein nahi aata hai. (Smirks)
God- Main Teri Maa par line nahi maar raha hoon. Uski tareef kar raha hoon.
Ka- Koi male agar apne barabar ki lady ki tareef karein toh usse lie maarna kehte hain.
God- Teri Maa mujhse bahut choti hain. Bacchi hai woh meri. Kaise line maroonga?
Ka- You never know. Aur Maa aapse zyada choti nahi hai. Aur waise agar Maa aapki bacchi huui toh main aapko nanaji bulaana churu kar doon? (smirks)
God- Literal meaning par mat jaa. Aur tujhe meri madad chahiye ya nahi?
Ka- Obviously!
God- Toh pehle sorry bol!
Ka- Accha theek hai! Sorry!
God- Ab theek hai. Ek kaam kar. Ye jo mere sar par teeka laga hai iska thoda sa nikaal le.
Ka- Maa mujhe maar dalengi agar meine aisa kiya.
God- Jo bol raha hoon vo kar varna jaa andar aise hi.
Ka- Accha theek hai! (he did as god asked)
God- Ab andar jaakar shuru ho jaana apni bhakti ke saath.
Ka- main aapka sabse favorite bhakt hoon isiliye meri itni help karte ho na! jaanta hoon! (he left)
God- Ye nahi sudherega!
Kabir went inside and saw his mother and brother sitting on the sofa with their hands folded and their eyes glaring him. Arjun was sitting on a bean bag with popcorns as if waiting for the movie to start.
Ka- Hi everyone!
Va- Kabir! Is this the time to come home? Look at the watch. It's 11.
Ka- Mom! Chill!
Kar- Chill? Kabir, this is not normal for a sophisticated house.
Ka- The house a'int sophisticated. Its members are. (he giggled. Arjun also giggled. Vasu glared at him so he stopped)
Va- Kabir! This is no time for jokes. Tell me what took you so much time? We have sent a car then it got punctured. We know this much. Then what? You could have called a cab, then why did you not?
Kar- Mom shayad usse ek accha companion mil gayi ho for walking. (winks)
Ka- Shut up Bhai! Nothing like that! Mom, wait! (he made her sit on the sofa) actually the car got punctured and that you know. Then we called Kirti bhabhi and asked her to make some arrangements for a car. But the car came after almost half an hour and then when we were coming back we saw a temple so we went there to pray which took round about 5 to 10 minutes and then finally after dropping Nisha here I am.
Va- (without finding any logic) Theek hai beta! Take care! Jao jaake so jao! You need sleep. (smiles)
Ka- (monologue) Chalo aaj bach gaya!
Ar- WHAT!!!!!!!!
Va- (panics) What's the matter Arjun?
Ar- What are you Vasu! I mean could you really find a bit of logic in his story except for the driver coming and dropping them!
Va- Aapko bas mere bete ko daantne ka mauka chahiye rehta hai. I know he doesn't lie. See there is a teeka also on his forehead. Come one. Lets go. Let them sleep. Good night bachon!
She said and took away Arjun with her.
Kartik and Kabir went to Kabir's room.
Kar- Mr. Kabir Kumar, which temple is open at 11. (mockingly) Please explain.
Ka- Bhai, you also know ki mom jab devi mata ban jati hain toh all she cares about is her sons and right now she was that devi mata. Isiliye bhagwaan ko beech mein laana pada.
Kar- Then also, it took 5 to 10 minutes, that too by you moreover in a temple!!!! This is too much.
Ka- I am not a great liar, you see! And neither a trained one.
Kar- Aur ye theeka?? Lag gayi hai ya pimple hai? (smirks)
Ka- Na lagi hai na pimple hai bahgvaan ka aashirwaad hai.
Kar- You did not go to temple then how?
Ka- Long story jisse short mein nahi bata sakta and moreover it is a secret.
Kar- ab mujhe sach bata itni der kaise ho gayi?
Ka- Arre woh bhabhi ne jo gaadi bheji that took time round about 45 minutes isiliye.
Kar- Okay! (teasingly) Tere aur Nisha ke beech mein kya hua?
Ka- (Casually) Jhagda aur kya!!!
Kar- (face palmed) gadha! Mauke par chauka maar leta!
Ka- Nahi bhai! Nisha is not that type of a girl. She is different. I mean not like those girls who like guys and love to go around with them and higher level things. (more like lost, has that shine) She is totally different.
Kar- (madhuri dixit style) Uhu! Uhu! Vaise bhi gadhe main uss baare mein baat nahi kar raha tha. Mera matlab tha that you could have befriended her.
Ka- Friend aur usse? Not even in my Wildest dreams!
Kar- You are useless Kabir!
Ka- (smirks) I know!
Kartik glared him and Kabir started running around in the room and Kartik chased him.
IN ARSU (Arjun and Vasu, suggest something else if you get) ROOM
Va- (while arranging the bed) Why do you always have to scold him or want me to?
Ar- (Wiping his wet face) Vasu, I just love it. Kabir fights with me and I fight him back the same way for baseless reasons. That is what makes our dad-son duo special. Not like others who just love their son and pamper them. I do not say that it is bad I that bonding with Kartik but its just that Kabir and I love to do it this way. But you knew that Kabir was lying then why sis you not say him anything?
Va- Arjun, Kabir lied and I knew it but its just that it was not a big matter. Had it been one I would have been the first one to pull his ears. I know him. he would never hide anything big from me. I trust him.
Ar- (back hugs her) And not me?
Va- Arjun! Leave me! our age is over.
Ar- Not till we die.
Va- Arjun!
Ar- Jao! (irritated and leaves her. goes to his side of bed and pulls a quilt till his face) Jiyo tum apne beto ke saath. Aaj se meri aur tumhari katti.
Vasu laughs on his childlike attitude. She goes to her side of bed and sleeps. After some time Arjun hugs her.
Ar- aadat se majboor! Bati abhi tak nahi hui hai!
Vasu giggles while he smiles and they sleep.
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