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RUTHLESS TORTURE AT BABA-GIRI ZOO; MANAGER SENT TO ASYLUM YET AGAIN
Photo of creepy-baba.(Taken at great personal risk by the photographer)
Mrigshaala(Zoo): The local Police arrived at the notorious Baba-Giri zoo just in time yesterday to prevent what would have been a cold-blooded murder. The victim, Anant, was found on his bed yesterday shivering with extreme fever. He was brought to the zoo by a pedestrian yesterday after the latter found the former lying unconscious on a roadside bench. Reports say that the victim's body temperature increased two-fold the moment he passed the zoo gate. Although a doctor was summoned immediately, the lunatic manager of the zoo, creepy-baba, refused to take the victim to the hospital, claiming it was an 'anti-parampara' act & that such an 'anti-parampara' act which he committed at his 19th age had been responsible for his head going bald. This creepy-baba had entered the Guinness Book of World Records last month by breaking out of the same asylum for the 1000th time. Ranbir, Anant's friend, who arrived at the zoo to enquire about Anant's health, was packed off to Utopia by Anant's dad for entering the zoo wearing jeans.When the police entered the victim's room, they got the feeling that they had gone back in time. Several paleolithic people were present there. A monstrous old woman had arrested Anant's wrist and was chanting some weird words which sounded like curses intended to kill the poor youngster. The zombies claimed that they were going to cure Anant's illness by conducting a special ritual called 'bhootnatya'. When he was offered the ultimate edition of 'ancient texts', oodi-baba revealed that he was actually planning to sacrifice Anant's life to extend his own life span. Anant was later admitted to a nearby hospital & he is still in critical condition. Although a futile attempt, the police have decided to hand over oodi-baba to a psychiatrist. Given oodi's history that many Psychiatrists had become mental patients after treating oodi, the police is now planning to import a psychiatrist from planet Jupiter. They are also in search of a person who can translate oodi's alien language to Hindi.
Photo of creepy-baba.(Taken at great personal risk by the photographer)
Mrigshaala(Zoo): The local Police arrived at the notorious Baba-Giri zoo just in time yesterday to prevent what would have been a cold-blooded murder. The victim, Anant, was found on his bed yesterday shivering with extreme fever. He was brought to the zoo by a pedestrian yesterday after the latter found the former lying unconscious on a roadside bench. Reports say that the victim's body temperature increased two-fold the moment he passed the zoo gate. Although a doctor was summoned immediately, the lunatic manager of the zoo, creepy-baba, refused to take the victim to the hospital, claiming it was an 'anti-parampara' act & that such an 'anti-parampara' act which he committed at his 19th age had been responsible for his head going bald. This creepy-baba had entered the Guinness Book of World Records last month by breaking out of the same asylum for the 1000th time. Ranbir, Anant's friend, who arrived at the zoo to enquire about Anant's health, was packed off to Utopia by Anant's dad for entering the zoo wearing jeans.When the police entered the victim's room, they got the feeling that they had gone back in time. Several paleolithic people were present there. A monstrous old woman had arrested Anant's wrist and was chanting some weird words which sounded like curses intended to kill the poor youngster. The zombies claimed that they were going to cure Anant's illness by conducting a special ritual called 'bhootnatya'. When he was offered the ultimate edition of 'ancient texts', oodi-baba revealed that he was actually planning to sacrifice Anant's life to extend his own life span. Anant was later admitted to a nearby hospital & he is still in critical condition. Although a futile attempt, the police have decided to hand over oodi-baba to a psychiatrist. Given oodi's history that many Psychiatrists had become mental patients after treating oodi, the police is now planning to import a psychiatrist from planet Jupiter. They are also in search of a person who can translate oodi's alien language to Hindi.
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