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ENGLISH IS A "STUPID" LANGUAGE ! Lets face it English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And...

The Top 47 Oxymorons in David Letterman Order And for the little knowns: Oxymoron:A phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are...

SEND IT TO UR VALENTINE...FOUND IT ON INTERNET... What is Love? Love is when two people touch each

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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went

Horoscope Test... If you are honest this tells the truth - it's pretty good Write your answers on a piece of paper. No cheating !! ...

At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him, "What the hell did...

You just cant stop Laughing for every Single sentence in the letter below. In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility,an...

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Reach for the stars Your dreams will be set There's always tomorrow Now don't you forget You can do anything You set your heart to All...

The most destructive habit.......................Worry The greatest Joy.................................Giving The greatest

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One night a man had a dream.He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the LORD.Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.For each scene he...

Was it a Boeing 757 that rammed into the Pentagon ? See this documentary to believe it for yourself, some untold facts revealed:

There are many troubles that will burst like bubbles, There are many shadows that will disappear; When you learn to meet them, with a smile

Believe that you're special, through the hurt and the pain, for sunshine will come, after the rain. Hold on to your dreams, let them not...

A young man once studied violin under a world-renowned violinist and master teacher. He worked hard for several years at perfecting his talent,...

Life is like a river. Let it carry you, not knowing where it will take you, and you will journey to amazing places; Or, stay on the...

Believe in yourself... in the power you have to control your own life day by day. Believe in the strength that you have deep inside ...

Anyone can stand by you when you are right, but a Friend will stand by you even when you are wrong... A simple friend identifies himself when

FRIENDSHIP IS A PRICELESS GIFT THAT CANNOT BE BOUGHT OR SOLD BUT ITS VALUE IS FAR GREATER THAN THE MOUNTAIN MADE OF GOLD FOR GOLD IS COLD

One day I dug a little hole And put my hurt inside I thought that I could just forget I'd put it there to hide. But that little hurt

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"

Drop a pebble in the water: just a splash, and it is gone; But there's a half-a-hundred ripples circling on and on and on, Spreading, spreading

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Dear Marty, I have been unable to sleep since I halted your engagement to my daughter. Will you forgive and forget? I was much too

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