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Posted: 17 years ago
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Why.........
Subject: Why???

Why, Why, Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars,but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes.
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first
try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all
right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you
stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

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Posted: 17 years ago
#2

Kewl...They really are true in reality!!...😛

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Posted: 17 years ago
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thanks for sharing

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Edited by anon - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
#4
its all real.

but ya if u r a really really genius then u can use the scientific method and solve these problems!

as my brother uses that method for foolish things.

but u can use it to solve one or 2.
it's interesting!
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Posted: 17 years ago
#5
They really are true in reality
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Posted: 17 years ago
#6
***moved to Miscellaneous because it is not a joke***
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Posted: 17 years ago
#7
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
give the vacuum one more chance?

Exactly thats what I did today 😆 😆
But it was a bug not string 😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
#8
They are true but I dont know the answer to the single one!!!! 😆 😆 Thanks for sharing. 😃 😳
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Posted: 17 years ago
#9
Lolz...that was soo soo cool...and so very true...lol... 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
#10
i like all oof them
Edited by pakianjel - 17 years ago

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