i dont know if ive posted this b4.. but if i havn't do it.. its fun!!
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or
> non-loss of intelligence.
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> > > >So take the following test presented here and
> > >determine if you are losing it or are still "with it."
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> The spaces below are so you don't see the answers
> until you have made your own.....
> OK, relax, clear your mind, and....... begin.
> 1. What do you put in a toaster?
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> The answer is "bread." If you said "toast," then give
> up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said,
> "bread," go
> > > >to
> > > >Question 2.
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> > > >2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk," What do
> > >cows drink?
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> > > >Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please
> > >do not attempt
> > > >the next
> > > >question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and
> > >may even
> > > >overheat. It
> > > >may be that you need to content yourself with reading
> > >something more
> > > >appropriate such as "Children's World." If you said,
> > >"water" then
> > > >proceed to
> > > >Question 3.
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> > > >3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue
> > >house is made
> > > >from blue
> > > >bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and
> > >a black house
> > > >is made
> > > >from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
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> > > >Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said
> > >"green bricks,"
> > > >what
> > > >the devil are you still doing here reading these
> > >questions????? If
> > > >you said
> > > >"glass," then go on to Question 4.
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> > > >4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet
> > >over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time
> > >was politically divided into West Germany and East
> > >Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines
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> > >fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining
> > >engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing
> > >procedure. Unfortunately, the engine fails before he
> > >has time, and the plane crashes smack in the middle of
> > >"no man's land" between East Germany and West
> > >Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East
> > >Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land?"
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> > > >Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you
> > >said ANYTHING
> > > >else, you
> > > >are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue
> > >anyone from a
> > > >plane crash.
> > > >Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said,
> > >"Don't bury the
> > > >survivors," then proceed to the next question.
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> > > >5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree
> > >every minute
> > > >then how
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> > > >Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or
> > >anything other than
> > > >"one
> > > >degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this
> > >far, but you
> > > >are
> > > >obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and
> > >exit the room.
> > > >
> > > >Everyone else proceed to the final question.
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> > > >6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a
> > >bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London,
> > >17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get
> > >off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two
> > >people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people
> > >get off and 16 people get in. In Swansea, three people
> > >get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six
> > >people get off and three get on. You then arrive at
> > >Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
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> > > >Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember?
> > >It was YOU, you
> > > >dummy.
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> > > > > > >>>> > > > Now pass this along to all your
> > >friends (or enemies)
> > > >and hope
> > > >they do better than you...
Noyontara
Kumkum Bhagya
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