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Posted: 20 years ago
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H ow to put the right person in the right chair?

Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.
Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation:

If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks - PUT THEM
IN ACCOUNTS DEPT.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - PUT THEM IN
ENGINEERING.

If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - PUT THEM IN
PLANNING.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other - PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.

If they are sleeping - PUT THEM IN SECURITY.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces - PUT THEM IN INFORMATION
TECHNOLOGY.

If they are sitting idle - PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.

If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - PUT THEM IN THE
MATERIALS DEPT.


If they are clinging onto the bricks - PUT THEM IN TREASURY.


If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick
has moved - PUT THEM IN SALES.

If they have already left for the day - PUT THEM IN MARKETING.

If they are staring out of the window - PUT THEM IN THE EXPORT.

AND last but not least....

If they are talking each other and not a brick has moved - PUT
THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT!!!



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Posted: 20 years ago
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heheheeh that is sooo funny smisha😆
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Posted: 20 years ago
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😆.....SOOOOOO FUNNY!

THANX SMISHA!

Edited by S.T.U.P.I.D. - 20 years ago
*Anjali* thumbnail
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Posted: 20 years ago
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sooo funny and so true, thanks Smisha! 😛
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Posted: 20 years ago
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lol...
i will prolly be in top management or in marketing....lol

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