Which dialogue is apt?

Hey guys,

Lets play a fun game...So lets write an apt dialogue for the present situation/characters....like the famous movie dialogues...u guys can modifu them lil bit here and there...

ok I will start:

for Samrat--

"Pyar, pyar dosti hai! Agar woh meri sabse achi dost nahin ban sakti hai, toh main kabhi use pyar kar hi nahin sakta...simple Love is Friendship"