The sky was clear, the flowers were blooming and everyone seemed happy regardless of their ignorance towards the misery their host withheld. It was just another commemoration ceremony to celebrate the defeat of Grindelwald.
*Sigh* If only people knew, thought Dumbledore, his once friend twice nemesis was causing enough havoc still as noobmaster69.
Suddenly the library door opened with a force and a woman walked in. Not just any woman but-
"Hey Dumbledore! What's rolling?" Wonder Woman asked, in a rather high pitched voice.
Dumbledore gave a tired look. "Nothing is rolling. Whatever in the world that means!"
"It's the new for what's up." Wonder Woman explained.
"Then why didn't you use simple words dear lady?"
"Woman!" She corrected.
"My bad. If you want something Diana, it'll have to for some other time.”
“Why are you going to cry in isolation for your friend Dumbledee?”
*probably join in a game with him*
"Dumbledore if you may please."
"Yes. Now tell me Dumbee.." this time he didn't even bother, "How can you be so wise all the time? Don't you get bored?"
"I beg your pardon, bored of what?"
"Bored of being nice all the time!" Wonder Woman exclaimed while occupying the seat opposite to him. "I know that I'm bored. I am bored of being someone who does right all the time, someone who is expected to follow each and every rule!"
"But rules are meant for a reason. They are there to maintain the discipline.." Dumbledore wasn't able to finish the sentence when Wonder Woman raised her hands.
"Save the chit chat Bubbledore. I know this conversation is a dead end. You can agree to disagree. Peace out." Saying this Wonder Woman stood up, ready to leave when a voice interrupted.
“Trying to make the old man join forces with your league of cosplay Diana?” Captain America glided in all his gleaming glory, a sillage of American national anthem in his wake.
“Seeing how your troop of arctic monkeys need a bit of training, I’ll pass.”
Dumbledore: Children, err, I mean friends, act your age.
Captain America: I for once seem to agree with Diana here though. Good is boring.
"Really? I feel the same!" Wonder Woman answered excited. "Finally a person who understands me. Dumble was surely a bore here.”
"Dumbledore's face panned as the other two shook hands.
"So tell me what did you want to do or even better what do you want to do?" Wonder Woman continued as Captain America mused over.
Captain America: Nothing much. Small things you know. Like getting away with a parking ticket. Painting moustache on billboards. Maybe sneaking up to a few Nazis and scream YO MAMA.
"Wow, terrible taste as a baddie as well." Wonder Woman gave a disappointed look. "You need better friends!"
Captain America: Well then let's listen to yours
"I want to do something more evil and dangerous. Like the villains I fight. If they can be as bad as they want to, live a life without any principles or rules, why can't I? Why should Villains have all the fun!"
"You want to do something evil? Like what? Steal? Kill?" Captain America asked, afraid of hearing her answer.
"Of course not! Don't be silly. I'm not that corrupted. I am a hero after all.I just want to punish the bad guys without thinking of the consequences. Do whatever I want. Use my power to chew out every scumbag out there. But I can't. I need to follow protocols." She explained and he gave her an understanding nod.
"But this man is above us.." she pointed to Dumbledore who sat there listening to them carefully. "Let's go Rogers, somewhere where we wouldn't bother him."
"Wait!" Dumbledore called out before one of them could leave. "It's not that I'm a saint. There are times I wished I could have done some.. you know.. stuffs."
"What stuff?" Captain America asked intrigued.
"Bad stuff. Like mischievous stuff. Ones that wouldn't suit my image as the Hogwarts Headmaster."
"Speak more. We are all ears." Wonder woman pulled a chair and sat back.
"Like there were times when some students of mine really tested every inch of my patience and I just wanted to use my magic to like.." he took a long breath before continuing "..use my magic to turn them into small mice or maybe cats."
"That's evil." Wonder woman smirked.
"Just for a day!" Dumbledore defended himself.
Wonder Woman: See, you're not all boring. You still have some fun left in you.
"My point wasn't that Diana. My point is, that everyone has a weak point in their life where they want to break a rule or two. To take an easier way out. To have some fun even at the cost of hurting someone's sentiments. But, the ones who surpass those temptations are the real heroes. Being an EVIL is easy but being a hero isn't and it's because of this very reason we are heroes. ”
Captain America: How can you be the judge of that?
Dumbledore: Because I know that being a villain comes with a greater cost.
Wonder Woman: Well. okay maybe we can ask one of the great villains to enlighten us then. Teach us their traits and we’ll see if being a villain is fun or not.
Captain America: So we contact them? But how?
"I have an idea." Dumbledore suggested. "How about we audition the villains. The worst of the worst. The one who wins, we will interrogate them and get some perspective."
"I like the idea." Both Wonder woman and Captain America agreed. "Let's summon the worst of the worst out there. The best villains! Let's hear their side too. How bad can it be, being a villain. How difficult can it be?"