22 Things An Indian Does After Returning From U.S.

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Krishna

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Posted: 17 years ago

My cousin from India emailed this to me and I thought it was funny so I'm copying it here... 😆

Top 22 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".

22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.

19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven
Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!"

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.

7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".

4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.

Ultimate one:
1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

I thought this was really funny. 🤣🤣🤣

Edited by snowflake0555 - 17 years ago

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sunidhifan4evr

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Posted: 17 years ago

most dont apply to me becz i dont why even here in usa i do things people wud do in india n not usa

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Krishna

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Posted: 17 years ago

After I came back from India....I tried to figure out the how much something would cost in rupees from dollars $$ :P

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).

^ but the opposite of that

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swan20

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Posted: 17 years ago

some of it is true......😉 😆

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MarilynMonroe

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Posted: 17 years ago

dis is so true n hilarious man..... i do half of these things when i go to Pakistan

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Sanjana

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Posted: 17 years ago

lol..i have never been to india..😭so i dont know how americans act in india..lol..

but it sounds funny..lol..i made my bros read this and they said almost each and everything written here is true...lol..they have been to india many times..i havent..grrrr

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Jess.

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Posted: 17 years ago

lol these are hilarious! most dont apply to me cause i was born in the US but some probably apply to my parents😆

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Ophelia

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Posted: 17 years ago

I always complain about the air pollution
and I got made fun of b/c of my "american" accent

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Krishna

@snowflake0555

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Posted: 17 years ago

i was born in USA too lol so i feeelll umm ABCD when i'm there :P lmao...

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sunidhifan4evr

@sunidhifan4evr

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Posted: 17 years ago

#10

Originally posted by: Me-U-Aur Hum
Yeah Lolzzzzz.

Few things are true and funny lolzz,

many people do carry and drink mineral water even in india nowadays,

and try to get into western style of life lolzzzz....Rajan

i know i had to because i got sick after drinking the regular tap water i started throwing up the water lol