jokes
Just Divorced !
A Pakistani couple had just left a Court after their Divorce. The woman was really upset and crying. The man put his arm around the woman and say's "don't worry, we can still be cousins"
bechara kabi
Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:
Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho, Kalpna ho!
Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap he dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!
STRESS, TENSION & PANIC
What's the difference between stress, tension & panic?
STRESS is when wife is pregnant.
TENSION is when girlfriend is pregnant.
PANIC is when both are pregnant.
arent they just funny hahah i will post more later if you guys want me to ok bye poeple see you all tomorrow have a laughing night π