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Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

Why do we call it a 'drive-thru' if you have to stop the car to place your order?

Why does mineral water that has 'trickled through mountains for centuries' go out of date next year?

Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors?

If you're blind can you see your dreams?

Why are softballs hard?

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

Why does superman wear his underpants on top of his tights?

Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Why do most cars have speedometers that go beyond the legal speed limit?

Why is Greenland called green if it is covered in white ice?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but chain the pens to the counter?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any trousers?

How is that cows eat green grass and produce white milk?

Why do people press harder on the remote control when they know the battery is dead?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

Why is a professional who invests your money called a 'broker'?

What colour would a smurf turn if you choked it?

Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?

Why are hamburgers called hamburgers if there is no ham in them?

Why don't they have mouse flavoured cat food?

Why is rush hour so slow?

Why cant women put on makeup with their mouth closed?

Is a fly without wings called a walk?

Why do we say "spit up" when you actually spit down?

Why do we wear a 'pair' of shorts if we are just wearing one?

The more you study the more you know. The more you know the more you forget. The more you forget the less you know. Why study?

If Barbie's so popular why do you have to buy her friends?

Why is Bannana Split called a Bannana Split?

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A stitch in time saves nine what?

Are female moths called myths?

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

Can non-skinny people go skinny-dipping?

Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?

Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?

Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?

Do fish get thirsty?

Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

Do vampires get AIDS?

Do witches run spell checkers?

Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

How can there be self-help 'groups'?

How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

How dead is the Dead Sea?

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

How do they get the 'Keep off the Grass' sign on the grass?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?

How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

How does a person with a lisp pronounce that word?

How is it possible to have a 'civil' war?

How is it possible to run out of space?

How much milk is there in the Milky Way?

Why are there locks on the doors of 24/7 open shops?

If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"

If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?

If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun, why isn't a proverb a word used in place of a verb?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

If the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?

If bees live in an apiary, do apes live in a beeiary?

If cats and dog didn't have fur would we still pet them?

If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, do freedom fighters fight?

If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?

If glue stick things together, how come it never stick to the inside of the tube?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?

If the product says 'Do not use if seal is broken', how are you supposed to use it?

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?

Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers?

Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Is the nose the scenter of the face?

Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?

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