From clunky world aaoon tuna tuna(fun post)

This is a scene which is in Hinglish (Hindi + English)

Bhai returns to his khandar...
Kaka "Sultan aaj tum jaldhi aa gaye"
Bhai "Haan...Kaka bookh lagi hai TRP de do"
Kaka "Bas kar Sultan aur kitni TRP khayega...pichli show ki TRP's tu already kaa chuka hai aur iss show ki bhi kha raha hai...bichhare tere vajah se RK aur Madhu TRP badane ke chakkar main kitne dooble patle ho gaye hain...ab toh bas kar...aur kitna khayega"

Bhai looks at Kaka...
Kaka " ab yeh kaunsa expression de raha hai?"
Bhai "yeh main proud feel kar raha hoon...TRP khaana toh mera janam sidh adhikar hai...isse mujhse koi nahin cheen sakta..."

Kaka "pata hai ph wale kya keh rahe te..."
Bhai "Kya?"
Kaka "ab yeh kaunsa expression de raha hai?"
Sultan "main curious hoon"
Kaka "accha...woh keh rahe hai teh ki TRP khake tune bahut weight gain ki hai ab toh Bittuji ke bhi kapde tujhe fit nahi hote hai..."

Bhai "accha toh yeh baat hai...mere ligher wali biwi ke kurti haina"
Kaka "par mandhbudhi woh toh tujhe tight hote haina...aur isiliye phat kar v-shape ke ho gaye hain...bachpan main tujhe chyawanprash khilaya hota toh aaj tu aisa nahin hota"
Sultan "toh kya hua mera fashion hai"
Kaka "ab yeh kaunsa expression de raha hai?"
Bhai "main khush hoon"

Bhai "Accha kaka mujhe bore ho raha hai"
Kaka talking to himself "jo khud itna bada bore hai usse bore ho raha hai"
Bhai "aap jaakar SK ki film ki cd yahan lekar aayega"
Kaka "Sultan yeh SK kaun hai...hey tum galati kar rahe ho tumhe RK ki film ki cd chahiye " 😕
Bhai shouts "Arre yahan par bhi RK."
Kaka "ab yeh kaunsa expression de raha hai?"
bhai "main ghussa hoon...RK nahin main SK ki baat kar raha hoon...matlab apna aaaooon main toh nanha sa pyaara sa bachha hoon...arre apna tuna tuna Shakti Kapoor...woh dekhiye drawer main padi hai lekar aayega"

Kaka stays there...
Kaka asks " Accha toh tum phir se chichorpanti pe utar aaye...ye tum apni bahu Madhu ko
jo chichorgiri kar rahe ho na usse bandh karo..."

Bhai " haan meri har koshish nakaam rahi...uss RK ko jail main daala par phir bhi dono jail romance kar rahe hai...fevicol ki tarah ek doosre se chipke hue hai..."

Meanwhile a servant comes to the hall sweeping the floor...

Bhai on seeing her "abb maine RK-Madhu ke peeche nahin padoonga"

Bhai "aaaooon...tuna tuna...yeh kaun hai? "
Kaka "yeh lo phir shuru ho gaya...ab yeh kaunsa expression de raha hai? "
Bhai "Kaka main khush hoon... yeh kaun hai aur ghoonghat oodke kyun kaam kar rahi hai"
Kaka "beta ab isse toh baksh de ...pehle hi Shantatai,Sakhubhai,Kantaben,Shanta,Kanthabhai yeh sab teri in chichori halkaton ke karan kaam chod kar gayi hai...pata hai tere wajah se ek kaamwali bhai doondna kitna mushkil ho gaya hai...mushkil se mujhe yeh mili...yeh bichaari apne gaon se aayi hai aur yahan kam karna chahthi hai...yeh kisi ko bhi apna chehra nahin dikhati hai sivay apne pati ke...iska naam Vimla hai"

bhai "Kaka chath pe mere phate hue kapde hain usse le aana"
Kaka leaves

bhai "aaoon tuna tuna...mujhe tumse kuch baat karni hai...tumhe dekha kar mera dil garden garne ho gaya...chalo na kone main chalte hain..."

Vimla nods her head in approval...bhai is surprised...
bhai "arre wah itni jaldi maan gayi"
and they go there...

In order to impress her, bhai starts singing "Main Vimla Vimla chilaunga kurta phaadke..."
Vimla replies "Main ullu ullu chilaungi ghoongat uttake..."
Kaka returns back and reaches the spot and see them but doesn't reacts...infact he smirks saying "sahin kaha RK ne tu sadakchaap tha,sadakchaap hai aur sadakchaap hi rahega"...

again bhai "Main Vimla Vimla chilaunga kurta phaadke..."
Vimla replies "Main ullu ullu chilaungi ghoongat uttake..."
and then she removes the ghoonghat...
bhai is shocked on seeing ...he says " cheating hai yeh...Bhujang tune phirse cheating kiya mere saath..."
Bhujang says "ullu banaya bada mazaa aya..." and takes of his gun and points towards bhai...

bhai looks around and sees Kaka smirking "toh aap bhi iske saath mile hue hai...kyun kiya aapne aisa?"

Kaka "main bore ho gaya hoon tere alvida se...aur main hi nahi audience bhi bore ho chuki hai...pichle 5 months se tu alvida bol raha hai par apni alvida ki izzat nahi rakhta...pata hai tu har baar alvida kehta hai aur mujhe phone karta hai...tere vajah se mujhe kitni bhar packing karni padthi hai...ab main kantal aa chuka hoon tere vajah se...isliye tujhe final alvida kehne ke liye maine Bhujang ka saath diya"

bhai says "Sultan tu kitna bada bewakoof hai"

Bhujang shoots him and while leaving tells Kaka "5 months se isne poora paka dala"


Hope u like it...If ull like it then do comment...

Liked " ab yeh kaun sa expression de raha hai" . Hilarious post.

Love it...👏

Originally posted by: raj80

Bhujang says "ullu banaya bada mazaa aya..." and takes of his gun and points towards bhai...

bhai looks around and sees Kaka smirking "toh aap bhi iske saath mile hue hai...kyun kiya aapne aisa?"

Kaka "main bore ho gaya hoon tere alvida se...aur main hi nahi audience bhi bore ho chuki hai...pichle 5 months se tu alvida bol raha hai par apni alvida ki izzat nahi rakhta...pata hai tu har baar alvida kehta hai aur mujhe phone karta hai...tere vajah se mujhe kitni bhar packing karni padthi hai...ab main kantal aa chuka hoon tere vajah se...isliye tujhe final alvida kehne ke liye maine Bhujang ka saath diya"

Originally posted by: war_is_peace

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but, honestly u nailed it! and kaka smirking ROFL!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣🤣

i luv bhujang...

song for bhujang...

luka chuppi bohot huyi,

saamne aa jaa naa,

kaha kaha dhoondha tujhe,

thak gayi hai ab audience,

aaja TRP gai, isse teri zaroorat,

bore ho gayi ab audience,

aa jaa naa!

thanks dear...can i add this song in my post...

Originally posted by: yeskay

Liked " ab yeh kaun sa expression de raha hai" . Hilarious post.

u knw na bhai's expression...nobody can figure out what he's trying to emote...

Originally posted by: raj80

thanks dear...can i add this song in my post...

totally awesome 🤣 🤣 🤣

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