Rashulicious OS GG 'BAAP HUYE BINA HI LOOT GAYE' updt pg7(C) - Page 5

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M speechless to see Rashu's Love for bhai.. and tthe way you'll express ur love for bhai is fabulous🤣🤣

Guys Mind blowing intro... one of d best honestly.. itna hatke hai ki koi takkar nai maar sakta iss intro ko👏 🤣

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Guys!! I am getting another idea. Not sure if it can be used for an OS. Bhai didnt know how to love but was married for a few years. 🤣

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(How Bhai Became A Virgin Daddy?)

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"BAAP HUYE BINA HI LOOT GAYE"


Knock Knock...

Kaka opened the door... and shocked to see person at door...

Kaka: Bhujang tum yaha??? bhujan entered and looked here and there...

Bhujang : Sultan kaha hai ??? asked in tight voice.

kaka: sultan nahi hai tum jaao yahase...

Bhujang : juth matt bolo mujhe pata hai wo ghar me hi hai... Sultan SULTAN... (Bhujan shouted...)

Kaka: bhujang chillao matt sultan toilet me hai... abhi bulata hu plees chillao matt mera BP high ho jaata hai...

after sometimes Sultan came out on in TOWEL...

Sultan : BHUJANG kya kar rahe ho tum yaha haa?? ab kya lene aaye ho?? aakhir tum chahte kya ho mujse tumhaari wajase mein Dubai chod kar yaha aa gaya.. kya tumhe pata hai mujhe dubai ka washroom kitna pyaara tha?? fir bhi sirf aur sirf tumhaari wajase mein dubai chod ke aa gaya.. aakhir tumhaari dushmani kya hai mujse? kyu mere piche padde ho tum haa???

Bhujang: meri dushmani kya hai tujse?? Tum nahi jaante??? to aaj apne dono kaan khol ke sunn sakte ho to sunn lo... meri dushmani tumse ye hai ki tumhaare paas mera beta hai... beta hai mera tumhaare paas mera aryan...

Sultan: ARyan tumhaara beta?? BHujang apni hadd me rahho... ARyan mera beta hai... Bhai's eyes were showing anger ...

BHujang: haa mera beta hai aryan aur aaj mein usko le kar hi jaungaa...

Sultan : Bhujang.. zuban sambhal kar baat karo... khabardaar jo mere bete kaa naam liya to...

Bhujang: konsa beta tumhaara haa??? Aryan wo to mera beta hai... maine card scratch kiya aur mera paisa uthaa kar aish tu karega... mujhe mera beta chahiye,,,

Sultan : ye kya card scratch tum kya bol rahe ho bhujang mujhe kuch samaj me nahi aa raha hai sidhe sidhe bolo..

BHujang : samaj me aayega hi kyu kabhi card scratch to kiya nahi hoga... accha bata tujhe pyaar karna kisne shikhaya???

Sultan: madhu ... madhu ne mujhe shikhaya pyaar karna...

bhujang : ye lo tumne khud sabit kar diya ki Aryan tumhaara beta nahi hai...

Sultan: bhujang... Aryan ka mere bete hone se aur mere madhu ko pyaar karne ka kya connection hai??

Bhujang: arey tujhe gangster kisne banaya? Agar tujhe pyaar karna Madhu ne shikhaya to Aryan kaise laaya haa bata bata...

Sultan: wo to mera aur meri biwi ke pyaar ki nishani hai...


Bhujang; pyaar ki nishani?? haaa but pyaar to tujhe madhu ne shikhaya hai wo teri biwi ke sath kya tha..

Sultan: woh.. wo... sultan lost in his thoughts.. and searched musical lighter and took out it from his pocket and stared at it.. and lighter fell from his hand.. and music.. ******

bhujang: kyu musical lighter dekh kar biwi ki yaad aa gayi?? kya naam hai musical biwi... nahi..

Sultan: SURILI... Surili naam hai meri biwi kaa..

BHujang: Surili haa surili jo tumse shadi karne se pehle mere sath thi..

Sultan: BHUjANG meri swargwasi biwi ke upar itna bada ilzaam lagane se pehle ek baar to socho.. marri huyi biwi ke baare me kuch bhi bakke jaa rahe ho.. ek aur lafzz nahi Bhujang... warna goli maar dungaa...

Bhujang : abey tu kya goli maarega tu to gangster ke naam par dhabba hai dhabba bhul gaya meine kaise goli meri thi tere seene me aur tu kayaro ki tarah chup gaya tha ek wo ladki kya naam hai uska jisne tumhe pyaar karna shikhaya madhu haa.. uske dupatte ke piche... kabhi apni biwi se pyaar bhi kiya hai?? Surili ne jitne surr mere sath chede hai na utne surr tune kabhi tere lighter se sunne bhi nahi honge... kya kabhi tumhaari biwi ne tumhara towel KHICHA THA..

Bhujang tried to touch his towel but sultan backed off..

Bhujang: yaad karo sultan surr to kya teri biwi ne kabhi tera towel bhi nahi khicha hoga..

Sultan: juth boll rahe ho tum .. meri biwi..

Bhujang : abhi batata hu mein tumhe sach... tumhe pata hai Surili Sabzi wali thi... hum log bhindi ke khet me mile the... wo waha bhindi todne aayi thi aur mein nishani bazi kar raha tha aur ek din mera Nishana chukk gaya yaa yu kahu ki mera nishana surili pe lagg gaya tabhi humne ek dusre ko dekha aur mein nishan chuk gaya par bhindi todna shikh gaya... humne bahut bhindiya sath me todi thi... fir wo todte todte ek din pata hi nahi raat wo andheri kaali raat thi bhai teri biwi mere sath thi... aur humne Ding Dong kiya...



Sultan: Ding Dong wo kya kiya? bhindi me ding dong kaha se aa gaya??

bhujang: Sultan... tune Suhagraat ke din kya kiya haa?? ab tu ye bhi janna chahta hai.. tu sunn teri biwi ne mujse pyaar kiya mera ye kurta to kya mera kaccha bhi utaara tha ... sirf kaccha hi nahi tune jo abhi nahi pehni na wo chaddi bhi utari thi...

Sultan: Bhujang ye tum kya bol rahe ho... meri biwi tere kacche ko le kar kya karegi..

BHujang : Ding Dong kiya humne... tujhe pata hai usne mujha kaha kaha tak chua.. yaha chumma kiya waha kiya aur..

**** beep****** MUTE **********

SUltan: nahi nahi nahi ye sab juth hai aakhir meri biwi tere sath aisa karegi kyu???

BHujang: agar nahi kiya hota to Aryan nahi hota... ab bata agar usne kiya nahi hai to Aryan kaha se aaya bolo Sultan bolo...

Sultan: Aryan hospital se aaya haii. Nili aakno wala uska baap hai surili ne bola tha samje tum...

Bhujang: Hospital me kon tumhaara Mama chodne gaya tha ka..??? tumhaari biwi pet se thi pet se... wo bhi mere bacche ki ... kya surili ne tumhaare sath suhagraat nahi manayi kaa... tumne suhagraat pe ding dong kiya hi nahi to kahe bol rahe ho ki Aryan tumhaara beta hai dhoka diya hai surili ne tumhe dhoka wo mujse pyar karti thi... but uske garib baap ne tumhe ek accha insan samaj kar shadi karadi... aur haa tum apne aap ko nili aankh wale samajte ho??? kabhi jaa kar aankho ka ilaaj karvaao...

Sultan: aryan mera beta nahi ha??

Bhujang: agar tera beta hota to tujhe sultan nahi baap bulata... mujhe mera beta de do sultan... mujhe mera aryan de do sultan... tu kabhi uska baap tha hi nahi..

Sultan saw kaka came with Aryan...

Sultan: Aryan aaj se tum tumhaare pita ke sath rahoge...

Aryan: par kyu sultan.. mein aapke sath kyu nahi reh sakta...

Sultan: kyunki mein tumhaara sultan hu par ye tumhaare papa hai aap kko aaj se inke sath rehna hai kaka aap bhi aryan ke sath jaiye ... jaiye kaka...

and Sultan closed the door behind then and slided down... and tears were flowing from his eyes ...
and recalled Bhujang's words about his Suhagraat..



Flashback (BHai and Surili ki SR)

Surili was sitting on bed covering her head .. bhai slowly came to her and sit beside her... unveil her Dupatta...

Sultan: Surili tum bahut khub surat ho tumhe dekhte hi mujhe pyaar ho gaya tha aur pata chall gaya tha ki mein tumhaare bina nahi jee paungaa.. aur ek pall ke liye lagga ki agar bhagwan mujhe tumse nahi milayega to mein nafrat karne lagunga bhagwan se... par aaj tum mere samne ho mere sath ho meri biwi ho...

Surili: Sultan kya aapko Bhindi pasand hai??

Sultan: haa pasand hai... kyu aisa sawal kyu?

Surili: taaki mein aap ko bhindi rolls khila saku..

Sultan: oh,... thik hai.. and gave his famous expression...

Surili: aap itna serious kyu lagte ho hamesha hi like i am not at all in mood as always... ab aap push karoge naa... asked in slow tone...

Sultan:push,. tum kya bol rahi ho samaj nahi aa raha hai...

Surili: mera matlab hai aaj humari SR hai to aap push pull karoge naa...

Sultan: mein kyu tumhaara blanket khichuga bhai... tumhaara tum rakkho...

Surili: matlab aap Cum nahi karao ge...

Sultan: abhi kaha aana hai ab to so jaana hai naa bahut thakk gaye hai naa...

Surili: matlab aap suhargaat nahi manaoge... she jumped in excitement and then realised what she blunt..

Sultan: suhagraat manana wo kaaa...

Surili: wo.. wo.. ye hota hai ki aap pyaar se mere baaju me lett jaaoge fir mein aap ko pyaar se lori sunaungi agar aap mera surr sunn kar so gaye to humari suhagraat sabse acchi hogi aur mera surr bigad gaya aur nahi soye to hum nai mana payenge...

Sultan lyed down beside her then surili carressed his hair and closed his eyes and started her Lullaby.

Lalla Lalla Lory Dudh ki katori dudh me patasha munna kare tamasha ...

and sultan slept..


then his biwi said wo baap banne wala hai and hospital se aaya ARyan :P

his wife's death...

Flashback end


Sultan: Dhoka DHOKA DHOKhAAA... dhoka kiya usne mere sath.. nahi tum aisa kaise karr sakti ho surili kaise.. harr raat meine tumhaare surr sunne aur tumne mujhe kabhi ding dong ka matlab bhi pata nahi chalne diya sharam ki baat to dekkho wo bhi mujhe tumhaare purane ashiqq se sunna pada ... kyu aakhir kyu kiya mere sath aisa madhu ne sirf love karna shikhaya usne bhi love making nahi shikhaya ... agar chudiya pehni hoti to tod deta mein... agar sindoor lagaya hota to mitta deta apni maang se.. apna ye pink blouse utaar se safed pahen lungaa... loot gaya mein barbadd ho gaya sab bewafa nikle sab ke sab... kissi ne ding dong nahi shikhaya mujhe ... kyu mein usko bhindi ke khet me nahi mila tha.. kyu wo madhu Gobipie RK the super star ke paas hai... mere paas to na bhindi raha na Gobi... kya kya nai shikhaya tha meine aryan ko kushion cover kaise karte hai sab kuch sab kuch shikhaya umra se bhi jyada badi baate shikhayi thi jo mujhe khud ko nahi aati.. jo meri soch ki capacity ke bahar hai waise baaten maine usko shikhayi thi yaha takk ki mera kaka bhi usko de diya tha... par mere hath me ek khaali katora reh gaya BHIKH mang ne ko... mein Virgin DAddy tha VIRGIN DADDY

koi mujhe zeher hi bhikh me de do marna chahta hu mein... then he mixed poison in DARU... kabhi sharab ko hath nahi lagaya ... aaj zeher samaj kar pee lungaa... and drank scotch and DEAD...

*Love ka the END*


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