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Haaye, 2 haffte' ki shaadi.. 2 haffte of hiring a spotboy to hold the 10 kilo ka mehengaa lehenga... 
Lekinn... What's this... 10 mins of Suhaag Raat? Are you kidding me??
No bhabhis pushing the dulha inside the room..No badaam ka doodh.. No foolon' waala dil on the bed sheets..No ghoonghat uthaaying... Theek hai.. but a smexy booty dance as foreplay on...
Tummm jo mil gaye ho...
Toh yeh laggta hai...
Yeh jahaan mil gayaaa...
Ek bhatke hue raahi ko...
Karvaan mill gyaaa...
SCORE:
And what's up with THE LONGEST Pause in the history of Indian television after he removed the earring.. I seriously thought Madhu so gayi hai... And then the camera waale uncle switched off the camera???? Like are u serious uncleji?
What about all the mehnat I did on the forum spinning tales on how RK would "approach" her... What about my list of selected songs to be played in the background as he removed his bangles while kissing her arms... haule haule... dheere dheere...
And how can I forget the sharrmana and blushing after Suhaag waali night.. How bout a "Thank you biwi for giving me the best night ever"... Instead.. I got a... "Shut up RK"... "Paraaya maradd"..."Paraayi aurrat".. Dialogue writer ki tohhh...
And THEN a bunch of light waalas walking all over the Suhaag ki sezzz... Jahaan maine mandir banwana tha..
Basss haan... Next up is bringing in the youngest Kundras in this world.. Please Tiwari and Hegde uncle don't press the fast forward wala button.. I know you like Sultan and company but if this pace is maintained then by the end of next month Madhu would have a little chintu prince and a chintika kundra hovering around..
How come Meera's lori and sweater knitting waala scene was handled with such sensitivity and the Suhaag Raat for which I had done 19 Wednesday ka vratt was blatantly declared a quickie? Sooo not fair.. I hope everyone enjoyed watching the shaadi and suhaagraat as much as I did today.. 😃
DEKHAA?? Tabhi mujhe kaali gaadi waala pasand hai..
CID
