Hello.. m here once again.. with my pakau post… 😛
This post is on rishbala marriage…. as usual read it on ur own risk.. 😆..
RK and madhu are in romantic mood and talking about thr marriage.. phera…
RK : biwi… to hamarai shadi ka din aa gaya…. Kal rk n madhu officially pati patni ban jaenge… u will be my official biwi… den main jo bolunga tumhe chup chaap sanskari bharatiya bahu ki tarah karna padega… 😈
Madhu : ow achha my dear honewale husband… sayad tumne suna nai.. shadi ke baad husband… hasta hua band bann jata hai.. care kariyo…
RK : ow my jungli biwi.. mujse hi myauu… meri biwi meri bbb karegi ab… to my dear biwi.. ek baat batadu… I m d king n inventor of bbb… principal hoon main bbb school ka…😎
Biwi : ow aisa kya.. lets see.. kaun kiski band bajata hia..
RK : ok my jungli biwi… we will see..
RK : ok biwi… ek baat bolni thi… main soch raha tha.. hamne 4 phere to le liye hai.. to ab direct reception rakhe… baki ke 3 phere le.. ya phir 7 phere le…
Biwi : direct reception??? Ek bhi phera nai??
RK : my sweet little innocent bewkoof biwi… tum bhul gai.. m Punjabi munda… n in our rituals… we take only 4 pheras… so accordingly my religion… we are already officially married… bt I knw.. in ur rituals.. u take 7 pheras… that's y lil confused.. as we already taken 4 pheras… to 3 phere le ya 7…
Biwi : 3 phere hi lete hai tab to… kitni garmi hia.. upar se ya heavy jewelry n lahenga… uff…
RK : ow biwi.. ek aur baat.. tumhe yaad hai hamne.. woh lake ke kinare.. 2nd time 4 phere liye the.. to total 8 phere ho gaye hai hamare already.. ek kaam karte hai… 1 reverse phere wali shadi karte hai.. 7 phere adjust karne ke liye..
Madhu : 😲…. Paagal ho gaye ho kya rk… reverse phero wali shadi… 😡
RK : ha biwi.. rk jo karta hia hatke karta hia.. shadi bhi hatke karega…
Madhu : nai mujhe koi reverse phero wali shadi nai karni… 😡
RK : to ek kaam karte hai.. hum Christian way se church me shadi karte hai… phero ka tension hi nai..
Madhu : ow Christian shadi… ammm… ok… mujhe to sirf tumse shadi karne hai… koi bhi rituals se karo… bas main tumhari dulhan banna chahti hoon…
RK : ok.. biwi… to final… Christian ritual se marriage karenge hum….
Madhu : ok my hubby..
RK : soch lo biwi.. phir usme… kiss bhi karna hoga.. sabke samne..
Madhu : 😲…. Kiss…. Nai main ye nai kar sakti..
RK : nai karenge to shadi again adhuri rahe jaegi.. soch lo… chalo main ek kaam karunga… .ek sharif pati ki tarah hamesha ki tarah us time pe bhi main meri aankhein band rakhunga… I promise… 😃😈
Madhu : ok.. to thik hia… amm… wht!! 😲😳.. kya bola tumne…
RK : biwi.. pahele mujhe doubt tha.. tum stupid ho.. bt ab yakeen ho gaya…
Madhu : 😲… rk… shut up… ek kaam karte hai.. muslim ritual se shadi karte hai.. "Qubool hai" bolenge shadi ho gai..
RK : biwi… ek risk hai.. gusse me/ nashe me maine kabhi… three times "talak" bol diya.. to hamari shadi…
Madhu : 😲… 😡.. jaaav.. chhado mujhe tumse shadi hi nai karni…
RK : remember biwi.. I said smthing… principal.. shool… ds is lil example of my soft bbb… tum soft bbb handle nai kar pai.. to my actual BBB kaise handle kar paogi…
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Madhu : 😲… stupid… bewkoof… main nai chhodungi tumhe aaj…😡😳