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Disclaimer : Its based on real convo we always have on VD AT its a total besharam post... SO read at ur own risk
Happy holi!!! 😆
I know, I know ki today is nt holi... (oh c'mon main itni vi dumb nai jitna tum log samajhte ho) 😆
🤣🤣 Toh aaj hum holi iss liye celeberate kar rahe hai kyu ki hum jaise besharam, kameene, kutte, immature, n d latest one is dyaan logo ke liye Sunday ho ya Monday roj khao ande hota hai... toh lets celeberate holi today...
i dedicate this post to my kameene besharam frens jo 24*7 VD ka ijjat loot te hai...
(Bani and Eku fighting)
Bani - VD mere saath mere bedroom me hai
Eku - Chup kar kameeni... VD mere bedroom main hai...
Bani - U shut up... VD's with me.
Eku - Ahaan!!! stop joking Bani. He is with me...
Ishu - Stop it!!! both of u... VD is with me re...[BR]
Bani & Eku - hahahahaha stop joking Ishu... U r still a kid
Radhi - Its worthless fighting gals... VD can b with u only in d book i wrote for u
Bani - Lets play holi...
Ishu - In holi we can touch anywhere... in d bahana of applying colour!!!! 😃 😊
Ritzi - Kuch toh saram karo gals... tum logo ko dekh ke sharam vi sharma ke bhaag jayenge...
Eku - u waana play holi now????
Ishu - so wat eku??? lets apply colours in Vivu...
Nidu - Me first... u r Ignoring me??? 😔 i hate u...
Ishu - ohhh Nidu ji aaiye... Chalo lets uttarofy VD's shirt first
Eku - Hum time waste nai karte... Direct rupa vestuttarte hai... n ishu u dont come here... u r under 18.
Deepak - meri eku bilkul correct bol rahi hai... Ishu n Nidu u r under 18... get lost... Eku ki jay... My eku u r always correct... i m with u... luv u eku... meri eku.
Eku - Hath deepak... m nt ur Eku... u r my beta... Rk my pati.. (Eku starts her family chart🤣🤣 )
Deepak - Mera dil mat todo eku... i know dil todna is ur fav job... bt i love u... "Tu chez badi hai mast mast"
All (irritated) - Eku n Deepak tum log apna love story kahi aur jake set karo...
(holi colours)
Bani - Vivu ye lo red colour...
Ishu - Red nahi Blue... All in one ...
Eku - Vd apna rupa khud uttaroge ya main uttaru???😳
VD - Yeh kya kar rahi ho gals... ek ne mera shirt... ab bas rupa hai ijjat bachne ke liye n tum log yeh vi uttarna chahte ho???? not fair...
Ishu - Haan eku chod de viv ko bechara kitna sweetly keh raha hai...❤️
Eku - tuje maine chod ne ke liye nAi pakda hai VD... ab toh main tera rupa uttar ke hi rahungi
Deepak - Eku tu mere hote hue VD ke rupa kyu utar rahi ho???? Vd pe bas haq hai ek deepak ka ..n deepak pe bas haq hai ek eku ka... 😳
Ishu - Deepak!!! dont 4get u r a guy... hey bhagwaan kya ho gaya hai aaj kal ke logoko??? Sab ke hormons change ho rahe hai...🤣🤣
Eku - Deepak tu phut yaha se... u r nt in this race...
Deepak - Eku aisa mat kaho... VD n u r luv of my life... uhhh VD's sexyy body... his back... n his gladrags wale pics,...ufff... ahhh hyee... m fida over him...
Ishu - Deepak tu gender change karwake aaya hai kya???
Nidu - Deepak tu holi me bhang khake aaya hai kya??/🤣🤣
Ishu - array nahi be... he is bisexual... eku par vi n Vd par vi...dono pe drool kar raha hai...
(listening this VD wears his dhoti n starts running)
All - Array kya hua cutiepie,hottie???
VD - abi tak toh i was praying to god to save me frm gals...now save me frm boy too...
Eku - Vd come with me... I'll save..
All - 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 Eku save karegi Vd ki ijjat????🤣 joke of the century...
Ishu - Ok vivi eku is besharam... i'll save u... come hide behind me... 😳 m shareef bachi...
All - Ishu Shareef???? 😲 😲 😲 🤣
Tammy - I know VD ... these pepl wont let u live a peaceful life... Come with me... b my 9523212145564786336th bf...😳 🤣🤣
VD - tobha tobha... Vhabz... bachao muje... these gals should b banned frm my life... u r d moderator of my life...Plz permanently ban them... plz vhabz mod... i beg u...
(itne me Lady Vd ki dhamakedaar entry hoti hai... KEkta seriel style me)
Lady Vd - My jaan, Baby, sweetie, cutie, my love (n her unending pyaar) kon pareshaan kar raha hai tume???? main aag hun...jala dungi unhe...
All - Aaag???? 🤣
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Bani - watever Viv tume hummare saath Holi toh celeberate karna hoga...(man me laddu phuta 🤣🤣)
VD - i m cristian re... i can nt celeberate holi...🤣🤣
Ishu - toh iss pic main kya chocolate khila rahe the apni so called "aaag" ko????
Eku - Theek hai VD holi nai toh ek night hi sahi... hum sab ke saath...(evil smile)
Deepak - main hun na eku... to spend a night with u...
VD - (sharma ke) main kisi vi gal ke saath koi night nai spend karta...😳
Deepak - Toh mere saath spend karo na Viv i m nt a gal...
Lady Vd - chu chu chu dur raho kutto mere Vd se...
Nidu - Agar koi gal ke saath nai sepnd karte toh kya Vhabz vi ek guy hai????😲 😲 😲
VD - Hey bhagwaan... Beta Vhabz ke saath vi maine koi night spend nai kiya...
All - Really???? ohh hooo... Lets party... He is still virgin... so plz be gentle...
Ishu - stop being happy gals... toh kya woh HM ki raat kabbadi khel raha tha????
VD - aaj ke baaad aap logo ke permission ke bina kisi gal ko dekhunga vi nai... happy????
Farah - ok than apni co-star ko vi mat dekhna... n her phans will beat d hell out of u n throw u out of d show...waise vi they r very powerful... donbala ke fans jo hai...
Deepak - Wow u'll nt c gals bt main toh guy hoon... yayyy... luv u vivi...umaahhh... (kisses VD)
VD - Vhabz where r u????? save me... plzzz plzzz plzzz.
All Kuutas - ok Vd we'll save u frm deepak bt ek sarth...
VD - wat??
All - We must dance on the song "Chikni Chameli".
VD - ok... anything to save my ijjat.
(Vd starts dancing on Chikni Chameli song... Itne me uski dhoti uddh jati hai...)
Eku - gals!!!! Dhoti udddh gai... as expected.. kud pado VD pe...
(every1 jumps on VD... including Deepak... 🤣)
(Parda Bandh... some sounds r coming frm inside)
VD - now m enjoying it..
Now dont ask me iske baad kya hua 🤣🤣🤣
P.S - I know its a bakwaas post...Jab hum khud bakwaas log hai toh how can our post nt b bakwaas... I included all mybesharam fren's name in this post... jiska name include nai hua b happy... u r nt besharam.😆.Thanks to eku.. who made me beshram enough to make this post 😆 😆... now dont beat me with sandel... maine apni vi bejti karwai hai...
P.S.S - No offence to any1 plzzz... made for purely fun... its a wierd imagination of me n my frens... Aaaj ke liye report button ka rape mat kar na n if u can nt digest fun then i dont care a damn!!!!!...
P.S.S.S - If u like it toh like button pe press karna... If dont like it toh vi like button pe press karna...🤣 🤣
Note : We miss u fren Deepak!!! (specially eku miss u)
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