Why RK will send Madhu 2 her home(Fun post)

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Resh

@SheDevil

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Posted: 12 years ago

NOTE- This is stupid. No need 2 read this post. I dont know why I even wrote this tht too wid my injured hand :P

Hospital

RK came back 2 life. And was shock 2 c Grey tikka in his forehead & his body k pyaase ppl (Madhu,Dips,Paddy)around him.

Madhu- I knew u'll come back 2 life 4 me,4 my love

RK-Khisak mat aate ki bori.Ms bojh on my masoom kandhe. I came back 2 life 2 bachofy my izzat frm ur gandi nazar & frm ur,saasu-maa & my extra melo dramatic maa. God Tsunami le aao & kya nautanki ho sab

Radha ji- Rishu aisa mat bol. I m ur maa

RK-Maa?I swear agar thode der baat uthta toh literally u would have sent me 2 Ambe Maa wid ur tabla dance on my chest & Madhu was all over me.Itna shake kiya ki main Shakira ho gaya

Madhu- Kya bakwass kar rhe ho? I saved u. Still u have no shame? U r blaming me

RK-Blaming u? Arey pehle se hi I knew u r after my gora badan, chikni kamar,tirchi nazar & silky hair but aaj toh hadh ho gayi .I mean mujhe akela dekh kar mere upar chance maara & upar se apne unn teen chichore Boy frnds Veer,dheer & balbeer ko bhi le aayi 2 rape my sexy,Touch-me not body?

Madhu- Yeh ilzam galat hai. I donated u blood

RK- Wht? Wht? Wht? How could u? Kaha tha na mujh pai ek ehsaan karna mujh pai koi ehsaan na karna

Madhu-Nhi kaha tha RK

RK- Arey u shuld have known I m Salman's fan & if I follow his Wanted dialog 'Ek baar jo maine commitment kar di' religiously thn I will also follow his Bodyguard dialog 'Mujhpe ek ehsaan karna' till my last breath.. U r hopeless Biwi. Ab I will thro u out of my Biwi job. Ab mujhe khoon ka badla khoon se chukana hi hoga

Madhu- No Rishabh u cant kill me

RK- Oh shut up. Do I luk lke tacky villian? I m a hero I wont kill any1. I have decided since u have taken my chance 2 b a hot Vampire & suck u dry so I would give u ur life's biggest nightmare

Madhu-Wht?

RK- I'll send u back 2 ur Mad No-AC,NO designer suit house. Jahan mosquitoes, ur sis & ur more dangerous thn vampire family will choosofy ur blood & jab u will b low at hemoglobin I'll donate u my blood & ehsaan utar gaya. Oh u'll b so lucky 2 have blood of RK-The Superstar

Madhu- Nhi...

RK-Bittu ji... Bittu ji

Bittu ji- Yes Chief.

RK-EX-Biwi ka bag pack karo & usse auto se ghar bhej do coz Car par haq hai sirf mera & ya No gud DOP coz Madhu is not my wife so highsalary wale DOP ko bahar nikalo Madhu now has 2 luk gareeb beggar

Bittu- As u say Chief

RK-And one more thing humari private party ki bhi arrangement kar lena(RK winks)

Bittu ji nod shyly

And RK left hospital room & bade dukh k saath btana padh rha hai tht RK left hospital room not alone but but but wid his shirt on😭

LOL this video is damm gud. Vivian is so damm naughty.Cake laga k bhaag rha hai🤣🤣🤣

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oqaNRsj4G84[/YOUTUBE]

Edited by SheDevil - 12 years ago

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ash

@CrazyGirl.21

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Posted: 12 years ago

Madhu was all over me.Itna shake kiya ki main Shakira ho gaya

ab agar thodi aur der unconcious rehta toh definitely shakira ko belly dancing me competition de deta 🤣 🤣

pehle se hi I knew u r after my gora badan, chikni kamar,tirchi nazar & silky hair but aaj toh hadh ho gayi.I mean mujhe akela dekh kar mere upar chance maara & upar se apne unn teen chichore Boy frnds Veer,dheer & balbeer ko bhi le aayi 2 rape my sexy,Touch-me not body?

iske gore chikne badan pe toh aadhi population fida hai !! hum aaj tak pura nahi dekh paye toh MB bhi nahi dekh payegi !! 😡 RK ne apna rae hone se bacha hi liyaa !! 🤣 🤣 😳

I'll send u back 2 ur Mad No-AC,NO designer suit house. Jahan mosquitoes, ur sis & ur more dangerous thn vampire family will choosofy ur blood & jab u will b low at hemoglobin I'll donate u my blood & ehsaan utar gaya. Oh u'll b so lucky 2 have blood of RK-The Superstar

ab wdt AC or designer suits k bina kya hoga MB ka 🤣 🤣... ab vo actual devdasi banegi !! 🤣 fir for the first time MB andolan karegi ki vo RK ki wife hai si uska haqq banta hai AC pe aur designer suits pe 🤣 🤣

No gud DOP coz Madhu is not my wife so highy salary wale DOP ko bahar nikalo Madhu now has 2 luk gareeb

this was osumm !! 🤣

i just copy pasted the epic dialogues and believe me, i rofled over these.. teri so called ghatiya TP post bht achi thi !!

acha kia jaane se pehle padlii !! 😛

and the video is 😳 😆

Edited by swaron502 - 12 years ago

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Mirabelle

@Havaana

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Posted: 12 years ago

🤣 🤣 🤣 nice post yaar

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PurpleOcean

@PurpleOcean

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Posted: 12 years ago

no words!! only 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

damn hilarious!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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PurpleOcean

@PurpleOcean

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Posted: 12 years ago

shrish,just saw da video!! lol Viv is so damn naughty n cute!!😳 shoot k bahane cake lagwane se bachkar bhaag rha tha!😆

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Posted: 12 years ago

Will read later 😕

Originally posted by: SheDevil

RK-Maa?I swear agar thode der baat uthta toh literally u would have sent me 2 Ambe Maa wid ur tabla dance on my chest & Madhu was all over me.Itna shake kiya ki main Shakira ho gaya
Tabla dance 🤣 Mr. Shakira 🤣 Tu pagal hai Shrish 🤣

RK-Blaming u? Arey pehle se hi I knew u r after my gora badan, chikni kamar,tirchi nazar & silky hair but aaj toh hadh ho gayi .
Oyeee hoyeee 🤣
Madhu- Yeh ilzam galat hai. I donated u blood
RK- Wht? Wht? Wht? How could u? Kaha tha na mujh pai ek ehsaan karna mujh pai koi ehsaan na karna
It reminds me of Jagjit Singh's ghazal... "koi ehsaan na karo mujhpe toh ehsaan hoga... sirf itna karo ehsaan, mujhe jeene do"

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oqaNRsj4G84[/YOUTUBE]

Muahahaa the lady is after Vivu 🤣

Edited by Coeur2PsychoFMS - 12 years ago

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Resh

@SheDevil

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: swaron502
Madhu was all over me.Itna shake kiya ki main Shakira ho gaya

ab agar thodi aur der unconcious rehta toh definitely shakira ko belly dancing me competition de deta 🤣 🤣 LOL I swear yeh shake kuch zyada ho gaya🤣

pehle se hi I knew u r after my gora badan, chikni kamar,tirchi nazar & silky hair but aaj toh hadh ho gayi.I mean mujhe akela dekh kar mere upar chance maara & upar se apne unn teen chichore Boy frnds Veer,dheer & balbeer ko bhi le aayi 2 rape my sexy,Touch-me not body?

iske gore chikne badan pe toh aadhi population fida hai !! hum aaj tak pura nahi dekh paye toh MB bhi nahi dekh payegi !! 😡 RK ne apna rae hone se bacha hi liyaa !! 🤣 🤣 😳 LOL I agree v all r fida over him & his hot body but kab utrenge iske kapde😕🤣

I'll send u back 2 ur Mad No-AC,NO designer suit house. Jahan mosquitoes, ur sis & ur more dangerous thn vampire family will choosofy ur blood & jab u will b low at hemoglobin I'll donate u my blood & ehsaan utar gaya. Oh u'll b so lucky 2 have blood of RK-The Superstar

ab wdt AC or designer suits k bina kya hoga MB ka 🤣 🤣... ab vo actual devdasi banegi !! 🤣 fir for the first time MB andolan karegi ki vo RK ki wife hai si uska haqq banta hai AC pe aur designer suits pe 🤣 🤣 Oh yani v all shuld b ready 4 another new andolan😲 God save us🤣

No gud DOP coz Madhu is not my wife so highy salary wale DOP ko bahar nikalo Madhu now has 2 luk gareeb

this was osumm !! 🤣 I know😉🤣

i just copy pasted the epic dialogues and believe me, i rofled over these.. teri so called ghatiya TP post bht achi thi !!
acha kia jaane se pehle padlii !! 😛 LOL I thought hardly any1 will comment now coz post itni raat ko banaya hai but thnx😳

and the video is 😳 😆 yep video was too gud🤣