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How to Kill a SUPERSTAR! 'EMOTIONAL ATHYACHAR!
RK the superstar kushi se jhoom raha thah - and covered in laal gulaal he was looking so dashing, Madhu fell head over heels in love with him.
Just then a pyaar ka dushman came and shot RK down. Everyone acted blind and instead of catching him, watched RK
fall in slow motion.
Then the One Kundra and Bhatia family started their drama and They all pounced on him and started slapping him
They demanded a answer from Bittuji.. "What happened???". Bittuji didn't know himself and revealed "I don't know.. Maybe 'Sardi, kaansi, naa malariya hua. Cheif gaya yaron - Chief ko MUJSE Love, Love, Love Lovariya hua!". Madhu slapped bittu "Mere maal pe apni chaal matt chalo!"
Just then Madhu had a brainstorm! She fetched a loose wheel cart and they threw him accross on that! They ran as fast as an ambulance with it. (Pretend they ran faster - fictional show 😉). They took him to the nearest Munciparty Haspital.
On their way in - they all posed for some pictures and Kuku and Sicky stopped to give the media some hot news.. Shootout! at Lockandwaala complex ke peeche ka chawl.
Infront of the Media Sikky asked his dad, "KUKU KUKU KUKU KUKU.. Shooting ke peechey Kaun hai? Shooting ke peechey?" KUKU replied like this
Radha continued to slap RK.. "Ankhen bandh karo - go to sleep - You need to rest". Madhu informed Radha.. "Kuch zyaada ho gaya mummy ji, itne slaps tho scripts mein nahin likhey! And can u lend me some of your Glycerin, my eyes are dehydrating".
The actors, I mean Doctors announed RK is too serious. "Is halaat mein bi he's BBB-ing us and being seriously rude".
Madhu decided this time she'll punish her feet and to walk naked foot to the sets of Bhool Bhulaiya and fetch Veer, Dheer and Balbeer. BUT as soon as they
came and saw RK - They ran off "Yeh utt jayega - tho humein ICU mein ponch de ga! Bagooo!
The doctors managed to pull the bullet out, BUT tried to kill him with shock treatment in the stomach, intestines, liver, even the kidneys, BUT RK ki hotness se the equipment got an electric shock instead and the doctors started jumping up and down. Finally RK's heart stopped beating.
Madhu heard this and in Paro - style ran down the corrirdor to her Devdas ex- bewra. Dhoom tanna naaa , Dhoom tanna naa...
I know what he needs - he needs my Rasberry blood juice magic potion after all I am Munni Bai MBBS. My Rasberry blood juice will bring him back to life.
The whole family sang in chorus in besoori awaaz to Cheer Madhu Munni bai MBBS "M bole tho, bole tho, M bole tho, Munni bai MBBS...!"
Madhu chanted "Pull yourself together RK YOU Monster - you have to Take BADLAA with the shooter yet.
Just then Paddooo saw RK's hand move, and she decided to lift the bedsheet up and see what else moved 😉.
RK sprung up like Jack in the box at them. "Kameeno! kitni der se - you are all tickling, punching, pushing and pulling me, Uppar se Carisma drooling on me! Dance floor samaj ke muj pe Zara nach ke dika khel rahey ho! BUT now Padoo is trying to rape me. Enough!"
RK got up - covered his izzath with a shirt and walked off. The family got a 440 watts shockk and fell to the ground!
Outside - Bittuji "Chief Chief.. I knew it Chief you are a fighter!"
RK to Bittu ji 😎 "Hoslon se DaramVeer hoon, Sankaton mein KaranVeer hoon, Dushmanon ka Salmaan hoon - Apni acting ke saharey - Yuhin Balwaan hoon!
SUPERSTAR RK KO MARNA MUSHKIL HI NAHIN NAA MUMKIN HAI.. "
Bittu ji "Sach mein boss, Aap Hoslon se Grover hain, sankaton mein Sobti hain, Dushmanon ke Choudhry hain. Apni acting ke saharey aap sab ke baap hain!
Enjoy.. A lil fun post to beat the weekend boredom.
Cari.. xx
CID
