Crash Course of Madhubala (Fun Post)

Well we all know that our Madhubala is also not back in band bajao of RK but still she is little innocent and new one in this so to stand up right confidently she decided to take up crash course to bajao RK for this she went to various people.

First she went to Mr. Bhatia (Well After RK he is one who is definitely in bajao of RK)

So

Madhubala -> Pay lagoo sasurji, jaldi ashirwad do warna apka "Ladla Only One Piece In This World" dekh lega

Sasurji -> Jeeti Raho beti, to tum RK ko bajana chahati ho, jitna bajati ho acha bajati ho beta par phir bhi I can give you one line

"RK tere dil jaisa chota dil maine ajtak nahin dekha. Tumhare paas dil nahin RK, you are egoistic person jo apne ego ka khanjar dusro ke seene mien dalta hai..."

Madhubala-> Bas Bas Sasurji, ek line chahiye thi essay nahin😲. Personal rivalry mien mat jao.😕

She went from there and in way she met Shikandar, well she do not want to talk him but forced to talk by Sikandar.

Sikandar ->Bhabhi ji ap ruk kyun gayi, ap ek kadam badaye hum do badate hai. Main batata hoon 'Uss Not So Good Person RK' ke bare mien, itni saari girlfriend hai us dumble master ki aur apko chodd ke wo unke saath baatien karte rehta hai. Wo bewdaa tharkey.😉

Madhubala shouts at him-> Raste se hat, tharkhe tu, bewda tu, apne 'Papa Ka Atva Ajooba' tere liye mera thappad khafi hai, ek ke padte hi upar ut jayega puchle tere 'Pahad Jaise Bhai Se', "Char thappad mien hi gir jaata niche agar danda na hota tu to sidha hell ki ticket kata lega mere thappad se"🤢 bulaun RK ko. 😡

Sikandar got scared he went running form there

Then she went to Bittuji (Neelu tere lub ko bhuli nahin hoon is baar)

She went to Bittuji's personal Mandir. She saw a huge decorated mandir with all substances there used for puja. She was impressed and murmured to herself "Wah Bittuji kamal ke hai, paapo ka prayschit karne ke liye acha mandir banaya". When she got more near she was shocked to see RK's photo and Bittuji seating in front of his photo and enchanting "Chief ki jay, Apki leela nirali hai RK".

Seeing this Madhubala thought -> Ye RK ke sache bhakt se kuch nahin hone wala, mera yahan se chale jaana hi behtar hai😲

But Bittuji's prayer was over till then and he saw Madhubala

Bittuji-> Are Madhu bhabhi kahan ja rahi ho, chalo Prasad lelo

Madhubala was shocked (she cannot believe to her eyes, wo bas apni ankhen masli jaa rahi thi)😲

Bittuji-> Kya dekh rahi hai Madhu bhabhi. Dekhiye aisa hai RK was parmeshwar for me even before your marriage and now you married him so now he is your pati. So in totality we should work as team because RK is 'Pati + Parmeshwar' for both of us.😉

Madhubala -> Hat pumpkin😡, mere RK pe buri niyat dal mat wo sirf mera 'Teda Hai Par Sirf Mera Hai' 😉 main chali

Nobody helped her much she is indeed helpless and sad. 😒

But then she heard one voice for which she is used to now and happy to hear that, ya it was RK's voice😊

RK-> Biwi Biwi, kahan ho, Biwi Biwi

Madhubala was happy hearing his voice and murmered to self-> In Chimpo😡 se wahi acha hai. 😉

She went running from there to RK😛

Madhubala -> Mere pyaare bajao master, tum hi mujhe sikha sakte ho bajane ke liye😛

RK-> Wah wah biwi akhir akal a gayi, itni der se yahan wahan bhatak rahi thi aur puch bhi kise rahi thi, wo chor baap-beto se. Are unhe c grade dance baar se pakda hai, bajate bhi c grade ki tarah hai not 'High Level Like Me'. Piche se waar karte hai aur main sina tanke samne bajata hoon.

And that Bittuji, unhe to maine pagal bana rakha hai. Actually wo to mere haath ke Teddy Bear hai, jaise ghumata hoon waise ghum jate hain and Sikandar

Zara paas ao ek raaz ki baat batata hoon😛

Madhubala gave her ear to RK.😛

Rk wishpered -> Wo to apne papaji ke haath se roj dhulta hai main to sirf iron karta hoon uska.😉

Madhubala -> What you think you deserve award for this. You know RK, "You are good for nothing, tree se ulta latakata hua vetal se bhi batar."😡

RK-> Haan haan tabhi to daudi chali ati ho meri awaz sunke😡. Jhuti mere bina tum bhi jee nahin sakti like me 😉

Madhubala -> Rishabh Kundra😡

RK -> Madhubala A haan uff Biwi😉

(Both are made for each other)😊

Bakwaas lamba post banaya hai, pata hai mujhe forget it dimag kharab ho gaya tha isliye bana liya😆

Noor dedicated to you as I promised you.

⭐️😉😆 👏

Well we all know that our Madhubala is also not back in band bajao of RK but still she is little innocent and new one in this so to stand up right confidently she decided to take up crash course to bajao RK for this she went to various people

.(🤣 great concept, madhu learning to take BBB classes😆, you should start a weekly class where different teachers will give lectures, you can invite one member each week😳 )

First she went to Mr. Bhatia (Well After RK he is one who is definitely in bajao of RK)

So

Madhubala -> Pay lagoo sasurji, jaldi ashirwad do warna apka "Ladla Only One Piece In This World"(😳) dekh lega

Sasurji -> Jeeti Raho beti, to tum RK ko bajana chahati ho, jitna bajati ho acha bajati ho beta par phir bhi I can give you one line

"RK tere dil jaisa chota dil maine ajtak nahin dekha. Tumhare paas dil nahin RK, you are egoistic person jo apne ego ka khanjar dusro ke seene mien dalta hai..."

Madhubala-> Bas Bas Sasurji, ek line chahiye thi essay nahin😲. Personal rivalry mien mat jao.😕(madhu tu sasur ji ki BBB karna shru ho gayi😆, rk khush ho gadekh kar)

She went from there and in way she met Shikandar, well she do not want to talk him but forced to talk by Sikandar.

Sikandar ->Bhabhi ji ap ruk kyun gayi, ap ek kadam badaye hum do badate hai. Main batata hoon 'Uss Not So Good Person RK' ke bare mien, itni saari girlfriend hai us dumble master ki aur apko chodd ke wo unke saath baatien karte rehta hai. Wo bewdaa tharkey.😉

Madhubala shouts at him-> Raste se hat, tharkhe tu, bewda tu, apne 'Papa Ka Atva Ajooba' tere liye mera thappad khafi hai, ek ke padte hi upar ut jayega puchle tere 'Pahad Jaise Bhai Se', "Char thappad mien hi gir jaata niche agar danda na hota tu to sidha hell ki ticket kata lega mere thappad se"🤢 bulaun RK ko. 😡( madhu ka garnade rk, us sa hi darati hai )

Sikandar got scared he went running form there

Then she went to Bittuji (Neelu tere lub ko bhuli nahin hoon is baar), shahi tum kitni achi ho

She went to Bittuji's personal Mandir. She saw a huge decorated mandir with all substances there used for puja. She was impressed and murmured to herself "Wah Bittuji kamal ke hai, paapo ka prayschit karne ke liye acha mandir banaya". When she got more near she was shocked to see RK's photo and Bittuji seating in front of his photo and enchanting "Chief ki jay, Apki leela nirali hai RK".(🤣)

Seeing this Madhubala thought -> Ye RK ke sache bhakt se kuch nahin hone wala, mera yahan se chale jaana hi behtar hai😲

But Bittuji's prayer was over till then and he saw Madhubala

Bittuji-> Are Madhu bhabhi kahan ja rahi ho, chalo Prasad lelo

Madhubala was shocked (she cannot believe to her eyes, wo bas apni ankhen masli jaa rahi thi)😲

Bittuji-> Kya dekh rahi hai Madhu bhabhi. Dekhiye aisa hai RK was parmeshwar for me even before your marriage and now you married him so now he is your pati. So in totality we should work as team because RK is 'Pati + Parmeshwar' for both of us.😉(🤣)

Madhubala -> Hat pumpkin😡, mere RK pe buri niyat dal mat wo sirf mera'Teda Hai Par Sirf Mera Hai' 😉 main chali ( madhu gussa ho gayi mera bittu ji par, chalo uska haq hai, bittu ji n unka chief pa b😉)

Nobody helped her much she is indeed helpless and sad. 😒

But then she heard one voice for which she is used to now and happy to hear that, ya it was RK's voice😊

RK-> Biwi Biwi, kahan ho, Biwi Biwi❤️❤️

Madhubala was happy hearing his voice and murmered to self-> In Chimpo😡 se wahi acha hai. 😉(😆😆)

She went running from there to RK😛()

Madhubala -> Mere pyaare bajao master, tum hi mujhe sikha sakte ho bajane ke liye😛

RK-> Wah wah biwi akhir akal a gayi, itni der se yahan wahan bhatak rahi thi aur puch bhi kise rahi thi, wo chor baap-beto se. Are unhe c grade dance baar se pakda hai, bajate bhi c grade ki tarah hai not 'High Level Like Me'. Piche se waar karte hai aur main sina tanke samne bajata hoon.

And that Bittuji, unhe to maine pagal bana rakha hai. Actually wo to mere haath ke Teddy Bear hai, jaise ghumata hoon waise ghum jate hain and Sikandar

Zara paas ao ek raaz ki baat batata hoon😛

Madhubala gave her ear to RK.😛

Rk wishpered -> Wo to apne papaji ke haath se roj dhulta hai main to sirf iron karta hoon uska.😉(🤣🤣this one is my favourite👏)

Madhubala -> What you think you deserve award for this. You know RK,"You are good for nothing, tree se ulta latakata hua vetal se bhi batar."😡

RK-> Haan haan tabhi to daudi chali ati ho meri awaz sunke😡. Jhuti mere bina tum bhi jee nahin sakti like me 😉(😳)

Madhubala -> Rishabh Kundra😡

RK -> Madhubala A haan uff Biwi😉(😆😆)

(Both are made for each other)😊(true😃)

Bakwaas lamba post banaya hai, pata hai mujhe forget it dimag kharab ho gaya tha isliye bana liya😆(plzz aisi bakwaas bar bar karain, i like it😆👏)

Noor dedicated to you as I promised you.

🤣woooww... very funny post...👏

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Originally posted by: geetsweet

🤣woooww... very funny post...👏

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