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BREAKING NEWS MADHUBALA show mein MUQABALA
News Report
Chugalkor Aunty has reported that expressionath Baba claimed RK to be expressionless and he stated he should learn to give expressions from his MB. So Zee Channel news decided to investigate the inside story.
On the sets of Madhubala
RK Pareshaan..."Mein tho itne saarey expressions deta hoon.. phir bi?"
MB "Koi gal nahin Soniya... I'll teach you how to give consistent expressions! COME SHOW ME YOUR EXPRESSIONS first"
"I've just been slapped expression"
"My band bajaing expression"
"Uff my heart breaking cheeky expressions".
"My Romantic expressions".
"My joot bole kawa kaate.. lying face".
"My happy face 😃 expression - I'm better than a smiley too!".
"Don't tell Vahb.. but these are my flirting😉 expressions!"
"Emotional expressions 😭".
"Look I can give the Viraj Dobriyal 'Trademark eyebrow' expression too!"
"I'm going to KILL YOU expression".
"Hailla! Now I'm scared - Look Vivian.. My scared expression!".
"My trademark snide look".
"My jail going expression"
"Can't be bothered expression".
"My tali hua expression... "
"My tantrum expression".
"My Sasuma tormenting expression 😛... reserved for Onscreen only. Offscreen pe tho sasuma torment is impossible! "
"My, I will get on your nerves expressions".
"In pain, disgusted, I hate blood expression - so different to my Abhay 'I love blood' expression".
"My Praschit face".
"My ticked off, angry expression".
"My Chai drinking face - sexy isn't it?"
"My thinking and scheming face".
"Oh Maa! Now I know where you are going wrong, infact you give too many different expressions Vivian. Let me explain - Less is More. Look at me... I am consistent. Whether I'm happy or crying or shocked or sleeping I keep a Straight face, wide open eyes.. I hardly ever knit my brows. The difference of emotions depends on the glycerin used. Let the Glycerin do all the work. Ek hi expression se viewers ko dho daal!
Dekho!
"I'm watching - Look my watching, concentrating expression".
"My sleeping expression - see straight face, just eyes closed this time".
"Ow Wow 👏 - Look I even give expressions in sleep acting with eyes wide open... ".
"Dekho! Ek hi expression Straight face, wide eyes... if happy them tiny smile, and when very worried knit eyebrows a bit.. warna same to same chaltha hai boss!"
"Look even in this sad scene... expressions didn't change... Glycerin increased 😉"
"When you need to overact - Then show your teeth!"😃
"And When CV's give us a bonus, then smile naturally in the take... increase the expression!"
"Hats off to you! Tunney tho Ek hi expression se viewers ko dho daala! GURU JI!"
😎 "Thank you! See jis ki fan ki bheer ho, jis ki sexy back ho.. woh ban jaathi hai Expression Queen!" 😉
DIRECTOR YELLS OUT TO RIMA
Why are you both standing there giving expressionless expressions!? VRK your expressions are perfectly fine don't change... carry on as normal.
MB If you want to make yourself useful then teach RK to dance only. As Papu can't dance Saala!"
"Arrey boss! Ek proffessional footballer se ball cheen naa and ussey gungroo pehnana mushkil hi nahin.. Namumkin hai!"
Disclaimer
Post for fun, no offence to anyone and no one has been harmed by this post.. physically any way. lol.
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