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Rk n Madhu Fighting in Punjabi on there wedding night
RK te Madhu bedroom vich enter hoye -:
Madhu to RK -
Na Hun das mainu ehh ki syapa paya si tu Niche
RK to Madhu -
Ni Mein keda syapa paya, Jo vi si tere karma da phal se, Hun aive na kahi ki phal ki hundha..
Madhu to Rk -
Na mainu tu anpad samaj rakhya, Phal mane fruit
Rk to Madhu -
Bas karti na oyee ghal, Phal mane fruit mera sirr, Ae oo wala phal nahi, Phal mane result tere kitte karma dah...
Madhu to Rk -
Na jyada bakwas na kar mere aage. Ek chitar marya na teri batisi baar aaju, Bhool gaya mere chaar chante...
Rk to Madhu -
Aa ja hath tah laake vekh, Phad ke Chumi le loon teri, Pher bhajadi phrein gi Utte Niche...
Eh tere chaar chante hi si jinha karke mainu Vivah karwana paya, Hun reh meri Naukrani banke...
Madhu to RK -
Chal oyee Bandhra jeha, Tera Muh tod doon vada aaya chumi len wala mainu naukrani rakhan wala, Nede aake vekh, Eho ji jagah te maroon Saat din manji toh ni uthna...
Rk to Madhu -
Na hor tu ki sochya si tenu Malkin bana ke rakhoon, Tu dekhi ja ki aage aage tamasha...
Madhu to Rk -
Na aathe ki Bandhar Bandhri da khel chali aandha jera mein tamasha dekhan khad ke, Vada aaya Madhari ja na hove tah
Rk to Madhu -
Na tenu sharam ni aandhi, Apne pati nu Madhari kenhde hoyee, Keho Ji janani hai Ek paise di vi sharam hai nee
Madhu to RK -
Oyee hoye vada aaya mera pati, Niche ki bakwas karke aaya si, Aa rishta tah sirf naam de blah blah... Tere varge beshrama naal kaadi sharam
Rk to GOD -
Haayo mere rabba ae kerhri musbit palle banti te mere, Dimag kha gi jadon di aayi hai
Madhu to RK -
Na mein Musibat, Mein keha si tenu Vivah karan nu, Tu aape hi aaya si piche fevikol vangu chipkaya... Bhaag tah mere phut ge keha ja Danghar palle pe gaya
Madhu to GOD -
Haayo mere Rabba teri mere naal ki dushmani se...
Pehla tah oo Machar (Mukund) mere palle banta ohh tah Chant Vangu mere naal chimbad gaya si..
Oss toh picha chutaya tah Kanjar (RK) palle pe gaya, Jadon vekho tharak bhorda rehen deh
Rk talking to himself -
Meri matt(Akal) maari gayi si jehra tere naal Vivah kara leya, Meri tah sari zindagi barbaad hogi, Jadon vekho rona dhona layi rakhdi hai, Mainu lagda ki acting chad ke Tissu paper di factory kholni payu..
Madhu to RK -
Mainu ki shonk hai ron dhon da, Ek tah mere Pio hospital vich hai, Dooja tu kameena mere piche pe gaya, Rovan na tah hor giddah pana shuru kardhan...
RK to Madhu -
Tere naal tah ghal karna hi haram hai, Kive boli andhi hai kenchi vang, Jibh (tounge) hai tikan dah naam hi ni lehn di, Main chalya mere Bittu kol, Tu kar jehra kuch karna bas mainu Baksh de
Madhu to RK -
Tu vi koi ghat ne niche naukaran samne tah badi bak bak kari aandha si hum kamre vich aake tenu ve khol (Silence) paige, Tenu ki lagda mein ki mari jani aan tere naal SR vaaste, Ja nikal ja kamre Vichon Muhchada Peepa
Tere oo Bittu nu tah mein kal dekh loon Baby bear ja nah hove tah
Conversation End here both RK n Madhu gone to sleep apart
Here is me Arnav, I am here agn with ma post to make you people laugh n cheer up the envirement of forum. This post is in Punjabi language hope you people will understand...
Hope i will make you people laugh once agn with ma post rest up to you
This post can only make you people laugh in Punjabi it has no fun if translated in any other language, Sorry
The people who don't understand Punjabi i updated it in English on Page 17 but the people who know Punjabi plz read in Punjabi only
Plz Plz try to read it in Punjabi if wanna laugh don't go for english till you will go hands down in understanding
