RK's Bombchik Official Entry Thread#1(All Invited) - Page 19

Originally posted by: TrueKash

@farah- omg i saw ur lambi chori post 😲 now i hav to read it 🤣 jitni meri teachers nehi parathe utni tu parathi hai mujhe🤣

Originally posted by: Coeur2PsychoFMS

Rishbala-Rasgulla Hospital, India, 1991:

Ek nanhi si pari took birth but very nautanki she refused to cry. 🥱 The doctors, the nanhi si pari's mom and the relatives were worried. Kya nanhi si pari maar toh nahin gayi (I Wonder how can a pari die 🤪). Not very far away from there, an evil little boy who has taken birth few hours back, started looking at nanhi si pari and gave her an evil smile.

Evil boy: Don't cry !

Nanhi si pari: Why ? Are you allergic ? 😳 Gadhe don't give me any order.

Evil boy: Shut up and do what I am saying nahin toh tere saar par bomb phod doonga.

The little nanhi si pari instead of crying started laughing. Evil boy, surprised, looked at her and got angry. What is wrong with this mad girl ? Why is she not scared by him ? Everyone was shocked. OMG the little nanhi si pari is laughing.

21 years later, on the set of a new movie called THE WATERMELON SALESMAN - EK LADKA LAKHON HASEENAYEIN:

A handsome hot young man, shirtless... pantless... only in underwear, was singing a song and cutting watermelons with adayein. Ufff kya adayein hai, mash'Allah. Many girls were drooling over him. 😳

The Young watermelon salesman: Bach ke zara zara shaitaniyan meri, Oh ladies... Oh ladies... kar ke zara zara beimaniyan meri, Oh ladies... Oh ladies... Katoon mein watermelon only, tumhe ho na ho manjoor. Phir dil ki chori, dil ki chori... hai kya mera kasoor... Kya karoon oh ladies... O kya karoon oh ladies... mein hoon aadat se majboor.

A beautiful hot girl came there and touched his body.

Hot girl: Hiii handsome... ufff kya adayein hain... 😍 cut a watermelon for me too and feed me. 😳 Itne pyaar se watermelon kat na kisne sikhaya hai tumhe ? 😍

The Young watermelon salesman Proudly : You know few years back I met a watermelon... I didn't know woh watermelon niklega Kamina. Tab se I hate every watermelon and cutting them, torturing them is my passion baby. 😉 Aur aaj dekho I sell watermelons. 😉

Hot girl: Awww it's a sad story. Lekin woh watermelon kaun tha ?

The Young watermelon salesman: Dekhna chahti ho ? 😉

He showed her a picture of him and his watermelon then with his knife started fighting with the photo. Fight karte karte pic gir gaya gobar ke upar aur haar maan liya. After that the hot young watermelon salesman went back to his work, means cutting the watermelons with adayein and sell them.

The Young watermelon salesman winked at another hot girl 😉 : Dhoka khaa gayi India ki har bandi... I do it for a living call me pakhandi... Watermelons help me to paatao every ladki... mein hoon munda bara changa lekin niyat gandi...

Then came a beautiful aam ladki (aka Mango ladki as Shrish named her) with her dog.

Aam ladki: I want a watermelon.

The Young watermelon salesman: Here you go miss abla nari. 😉

Aam ladki: Excuse me tamiz se baat karna, tum jaante nahin ho mein kaun hoon. I am Madhubala, the princess of the set. Ladka ho yah ladki sirf mujh par hi fida hain.

The Young watermelon salesman: Not interested 🥱 in your lesbogiri... kisi aur ko dekhana your famousgiri. 🥱

Aam ladki irritated 😡 : Whatever... kitna hua ?

The Young watermelon salesman: It's free baby. 😉

Aam ladki: Free ? Yeh kaise ho sakta hai last week it was 99 rupies. Nahin, na mein ek paisa kam doongi na ek paisa zyada.

The Young watermelon salesman: Zabardasti hai mein keh raha hoon na it's free toh free mein le lo you pakao abla nari. 🥱 I sell watermelons in free only, any problem ?

Aam ladki: Haan hai you bandar !!!

Seeing the both fighting, the dog looked at the watermelon salesman angrily and started barking.

The dog: Woof woof woof...

The Young watermelon salesman: Who let the dog out, woof woof woof... 😛 probably the abla nari... 😛 woof woof woof... 😛

The dog: Don't insult my love.

The Young watermelon salesman: WTH doggie can also talk.

Aam ladki: Yes my doggie is very smart. 😎

The dog saw the watermelon pic laying on the gobar.

The dog: Woof woof woof yeh toh mera judwa bhai hai woof woof woof. Someone murdered my watermelon bhai. 😭

Aam ladki: How is it possible ? Come on doggie woh toh watermelon hai.

The dog: Look at us don't we look alike? 😳

The dog was busy in crying and the Watermelon salesman in doing besharmi.

The Young watermelon salesman: Bach ke zara zara shaitaniyan meri, Oh abla nari... Oh abla nari... kar ke zara zara beimaniyan meri, Oh abla nari... Oh abla nari... Katoon mein watermelon only, tumhe ho na ho manjoor...

Aam ladki looming: Be careful my fans are very khatarnak.

The Young watermelon salesman: OMG you are a celebrity ? Lekin dikhti ho nahin. And BTW mein kisi se nahin darta, log mujhse darte hain. 😎 (Caressing her face) Keep your dhamkiyan baby to yourself. 🥱

Aam ladki: Don't touch me, I have a chinese maal as my bodyguard.

The Young watermelon salesman ROFLing: Tumhara chinese maal chinese maal ki tarah hi defected hoga, us se kaun darta hai ?

The director: Cut cut cut... Oye hero, haas ne ka nahin, romance karne ka. 😡

The Young watermelon salesman: Don't talk to me like this. Gussa maat dilao nahin toh tere saar par bomb phod doonga.

Aam ladki shocked: Hey I know you. 🤔

The Young watermelon salesman: Who does not know me, us par bomb phod doonga. I am RK the superstar. 😎

Aam ladki: RK... 😍

The Young watermelon salesman aka RK: Every girl drool over RK the superstar even abla naris but I drool only over one and she is...

Aam ladki: Me... 😍

RK: You ? Let me laugh, sapne dekhna baand karo. She is Farah, my Farah. BTW free mein watermelon nahin le na hai toh maat lo but mera waqt barbaad maat karo Farah is waiting for me. 😍 Aaj raat bohut kuch karna hai uske saath. ☺️ ☺️ ☺️

RK winked at her and left the set. Aam ladki was looking at him going away from her. Damn he is so hot in his underwear... 😍 but I know him. I know his "bomb phod doonga". While she was trying to remember where and when she heard this line, the doggie was crying.

I am sorry for my ghatiya, bakwaas useless topic. 😛 😆

Don't think I tried to band baajao VD/RK and his GRAND 😍 and QUICK 🤪 entry. How could I ? It's so not me. 😛 But as VD is special his entries are also very special. 👍🏼 Even Hollywood and Bollywood actors entries are 👎🏼 Toh obviously his entry in my topic should be also very special na... 😳 and here he comes as watermelon salesman that too without clothes only in underwear.

SO BOYS (Yes boys love him too, they drool over him even more than girls ) AND GIRLS PLEASE WELCOME THE HOOOT HANDSOME SEXY ONE AND ONLY RK.

NOW START DROOLING 😉 AND PARTYING.

Originally posted by: Coeur2PsychoFMS

Bachcha i am a good teacher 🤣

Originally posted by: visu2028

yes guyz his entry is tomo for sure

Great work everyone and thanks for the pm Shrish

Yesterday I watched MB properly the first time and I got very irritated with the way they kept showing his face in the precap so I left the room 😆

But my sister called me at the end to see his muhdikhayi properly 😳

Finally aa hi gaya!