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Now that Prithvi has said that he will leave and go back to Manali. He needs a job right. So here is a possible interview session for Prithvi Saxena 😉 whose replies are in purple 😃
Interviewer: What is your name ?
Prithvi "Dhakkan" Saxena 😉
Interviewer: Address:
Gujral Mansion, Mumbai but soon will be moving to Manali 😉
Interviewer: What position are you applying for?
Horse groomer and trainer in Manali
Interviewer: Former places of employment:
Gujral Mansion and Gujral Industries 🤣
Horse training camp thing in Manali
Interviewer: Positions held formerly :
Damini Gujral's husband 🤣 (wait he still is her husband 😕....but is not behaving like one 😡)
MD Gujral Industries 😲
Bodyguard to Damini Gujral 😃
Head of security for Gujral Mansion 😃
Stable manager Gujral Stud farm 😃
Horse trainer and damsel in distress rescuer in Manali 😳
Interviewer: Describe your duties at these jobs: 😉
- rescuing damzels in distress from crazy runaway horses 🤣
- catching damzels (one particular one especiallly 😉) when they trip 🤣
- Fighting with damzels and being generally obnoxious to them 🤣
- Taming runaway horses and riding them in front of angry damzels 🤣
- saving lives of damzels and impressing their mothers 😉
- I also ran a 30,000 crore empire to ground 😲 😲 😲 ......soon after I took over I discovered that the empire was bankrupt 🤣
- Giving random press conferences 🤣
- Singing papers with random signatures 🤣
Interviewer: Hobbies (ye kya pooch liya )
- crying for my wife 😭 .......I spend most of my time crying for her because she was kicked out of the house and I was too busy crying to go out and look for her. 😭
- crying with her photo on the bed. Sometimes I change locations and cry on the couch or in the bathroom 😭 😭 😭
- Saying I love you and hugging my brothers. 😕
- I used to like doing the grasshopper dance with my wife 😉
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Interviewer: Reason for changing jobs
You see my wife killed my mom by her negligence.......see she took care of my mother like her own......but then she confessed to killing her......and I just walked away 😕.
Interviewer: Hmm why did she kill your mother if she cared for her? Maybe it was an accident 😕
OK I don't really know for sure 😕 .....I never reallys stuck around to find out why she did what she did 😕 .......I did not even ask her 😕
Interviewer: Are you sure she killed your mother?
Yeah she confessed 😭.......and broke my heart into tiny pieces.....mom is also dead 😭 ......what will I do now?
Interviewer: Did you ask her why she did it?
No 😭........I wanted to sit on my armchair and cry my eyes out 😭 .......and then my brothers came and hugged me and consoled me 😭 .......we bnrothers apologized to each other and said that we love each other.......but I missed my wife soo much.......so sab kuch chod chad ke I decided to come and start a new life in Manali.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Interviewer: Where is your wife now? 😕
I dunno 😕
Interviewer: Wait man why did you not search for your wife....you obviously love her a lot. 😕
Haan....you see there was a toofan outside.......that reminds me I miss my Toofan too 😭 ......Toofan was my wife's favorite horse 😭 😭 😭 ......but coming back to my story......there was a toofan outside.......but the toofan inside my heart was so much stronger......that I decided to stay inside and cry with her photo rather than going out and looking for her. 😕 🤣
🤣🤣
Interviewer(to himself): Surat se nahin lagtha lekin fitrat se toh ye bilkul devdas hai 🤣
Interviewer (aloud): Look man. I cannot give you a job in this disturbed state of yours but I will say this
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
GO SEARCH FOR YOUR WIFE AND ASK HER WHY SHE DID WHAT SHE DID?
MAYBE IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING.
YOU MORON GO BACK TO BOMBAY AND LOOK FOR HER AND ASK HER WHY SHE KILLED YOUR MOTHER?
STOP BEING A WIMP. GO SEARCH FOR HER
Edit 1: Maz's addition
Prithvi: huh?!..*coming back to his senses*....OMG you are right i'm being a wimp...no way i am Prithvi Saxena...Prithvi is not a wimp...Damini's Prithvi will go look for her and beg her to come back in his life!..Thank you shukriya! for making me see things clearly!...
Im coming Damini..mein aa raha hoon! 🤣 🤣 🤣
interviewer: yeh hui na baat!...Move it!..Get going now! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Interviewer (to himself): Pata nahin kahan kahan se chale aate hain🤣🤣🤣
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Jhan
Interviewer: What is your name ?
Prithvi "Dhakkan" Saxena 😉
Interviewer: Address:
Gujral Mansion, Mumbai but soon will be moving to Manali 😉
Interviewer: What position are you applying for?
Horse groomer and trainer in Manali
Interviewer: Former places of employment:
Gujral Mansion and Gujral Industries 🤣
Horse training camp thing in Manali
Interviewer: Positions held formerly :
Damini Gujral's husband 🤣 (wait he still is her husband 😕....but is not behaving like one 😡)
MD Gujral Industries 😲
Bodyguard to Damini Gujral 😃
Head of security for Gujral Mansion 😃
Stable manager Gujral Stud farm 😃
Horse trainer and damsel in distress rescuer in Manali 😳
Interviewer: Describe your duties at these jobs: 😉
- rescuing damzels in distress from crazy runaway horses 🤣
- catching damzels (one particular one especiallly 😉) when they trip 🤣
- Fighting with damzels and being generally obnoxious to them 🤣
- Taming runaway horses and riding them in front of angry damzels 🤣
- saving lives of damzels and impressing their mothers 😉
- I also ran a 30,000 crore empire to ground 😲 😲 😲 ......soon after I took over I discovered that the empire was bankrupt 🤣
- Giving random press conferences 🤣
- Singing papers with random signatures 🤣
Interviewer: Hobbies (ye kya pooch liya )
- crying for my wife 😭 .......I spend most of my time crying for her because she was kicked out of the house and I was too busy crying to go out and look for her. 😭
- crying with her photo on the bed. Sometimes I change locations and cry on the couch or in the bathroom 😭 😭 😭
- Saying I love you and hugging my brothers. 😕
- I used to like doing the grasshopper dance with my wife 😉
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Interviewer: Reason for changing jobs
You see my wife killed my mom by her negligence.......see she took care of my mother like her own......but then she confessed to killing her......and I just walked away 😕.
Interviewer: Hmm why did she kill your mother if she cared for her? Maybe it was an accident 😕
OK I don't really know for sure 😕 .....I never reallys stuck around to find out why she did what she did 😕 .......I did not even ask her 😕
Interviewer: Are you sure she killed your mother?
Yeah she confessed 😭.......and broke my heart into tiny pieces.....mom is also dead 😭 ......what will I do now?
Interviewer: Did you ask her why she did it?
No 😭........I wanted to sit on my armchair and cry my eyes out 😭 .......and then my brothers came and hugged me and consoled me 😭 .......we bnrothers apologized to each other and said that we love each other.......but I missed my wife soo much.......so sab kuch chod chad ke I decided to come and start a new life in Manali.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Interviewer: Where is your wife now? 😕
I dunno 😕
Interviewer: Wait man why did you not search for your wife....you obviously love her a lot. 😕
Haan....you see there was a toofan outside.......that reminds me I miss my Toofan too 😭 ......Toofan was my wife's favorite horse 😭 😭 😭 ......but coming back to my story......there was a toofan outside.......but the toofan inside my heart was so much stronger......that I decided to stay inside and cry with her photo rather than going out and looking for her. 😕 🤣
🤣🤣
Interviewer(to himself): Surat se nahin lagtha lekin fitrat se toh ye bilkul devdas hai 🤣
Interviewer (aloud): Look man. I cannot give you a job in this disturbed state of yours but I will say this
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
GO SEARCH FOR YOUR WIFE AND ASK HER WHY SHE DID WHAT SHE DID?
MAYBE IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING.
YOU MORON GO BACK TO BOMBAY AND LOOK FOR HER AND ASK HER WHY SHE KILLED YOUR MOTHER?
STOP BEING A WIMP. GO SEARCH FOR HER
Edit 1: Maz's addition
Prithvi: huh?!..*coming back to his senses*....OMG you are right i'm being a wimp...no way i am Prithvi Saxena...Prithvi is not a wimp...Damini's Prithvi will go look for her and beg her to come back in his life!..Thank you shukriya! for making me see things clearly!...
Im coming Damini..mein aa raha hoon! 🤣 🤣 🤣
interviewer: yeh hui na baat!...Move it!..Get going now! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Interviewer (to himself): Pata nahin kahan kahan se chale aate hain🤣🤣🤣
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Please add more questions and answers 😉
Jhan
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