ANALYSIS - ABHI THE NEW VP !!

Ok ppl so me back with my analysis…..sorry for not updating for the last 2 episodes…..i wasn't keeping well………thanx for al the lovely Pm's…………..Luv u all for missing me soo much…..hehehe😆

Ok now that im back wid a bang……..lets get on with it!!!!!

Highlights of the day:

1)Naina is grinning insanely……….no, I really mean it……..she is showing all her teeth……it doesn't look like she's standing at gunpoint…….it seems more like she has been declared the winner of the Nobel Prize…….Gawd I swear, I have never seen someone feel more happy about standing at gunpoint……….Raj shoots off two of the apples from naina's hands!!!! But jab head ke upar wale apple ki baari ayi to he remembers shooting naveen n gets those flashes, which make him unable to concentrate……..and he shoots off somewhere else……!!!!

Ok one question, naveen ne badi shaan se kaha tha ki cadet ali ko seekhna hai ki logon ko marne ke baad bhi khud pe confidence kaise rakhna chahiye………to wat was rajveer doing……ok agreed that ali ne gunde ko mara tha n rajveer ne apne best friend ko n dono cases me koi similarity nahi, but raj says he doesn't regret shooting naveen coz he helped naveen by doing so………but still I mean………baat to wahi hui ki dono ne i ek insaan ko maara hai………to phir ali pe vishesh tippani kyun di uss bhoot ne……and raj ke liye my darling ghost said that raj didn't wanna hurt another of his family member……huh!!!! Nonsense…..ok djs we know that u wanted to make abhi the vice-principal coz raj is leaving…….but u could have found a better excuse to do that………nonsense!!!! Huh!!!

Ok and to rajveer, I think he seriously needed to be told that

"Fear is the greatest of all foes..It is a devil residing within…….Fearlessness is the first rung on the ladder to freedom….."…….whether it be the fear of one's own life or it be the fear of hurting someone dear to u……."

2)Naina is disgusted that rajveer couldn't shoot…..lol……that insane grin is gone……."phew" thank god was that……it was scaring me!! She grins at all wrong places n times…….warna to joke pe bhi nahi hasti…..lekin gunpoint pe hasti hai……!! Pepsodent toothpaste ka add tha wo shayad!!

3)Ok abhi's turn, he takes the gun n then puts it back , goes to the three monkeys and says something , those three wackos nod their heads as if their heads have been placed on springs…….i swear man………they are under ekta kapoor's contract of not talking in Rajeev Khandelwal's show…….only one of them broke the contract n he has been banned from balaji I suppose……..lol……ekta kapoor herself discusses rajeev in her bday party but mana karofies others to talk to him……..hehehehe!!! ok where am I going,this is getting seriously offtrack…hehe😆……lol😆 !!!

Ok apparently abhi asked for permission to listen to music……….

Ok I wont scream in agony……….yeah n I wont laugh hysterically at that……..and neither am I feeling like hanging myself from the ceiling fan above me………….ok……..hmm……..well…….yeah………Kill me now!!!! Plzzzz!!! Mercy mercy!!

Ok inspite of that fm radio…….abhi manages to shoot off all the apples……and yay!!! He won !! Gr8 ,as if we hadnt already guessed it !!!!bah!!

4)Then they show raj, starts clapping……then baad me abhi is standing there alone……raj goes to him congratulates him n says im feeling good abt losing today…….abhi says yeah like im feeling bad about winning………arghh!!!! Cut the crap you two…….i seriously feel like taking a gun n shooting down both of you right now,………and I will, with all humility, accept the post of vice-principal, I even gotta settle a few scores with dear Nair……..

Naina is going to meet raj……alekh stops her n asks where she's going….naina says to meet raj, alekh says…..only meet him , don't talk to him, remember the bet, naina gets sad n starts going back , alekh stops her n says I had heard a saying ki "tote ki jaan raja me n teri capt rajveer me"….am I wrong he asks, naina smiles n says no, alekh says ok forget the bet n go ahead…….acha really…….if u wanted her to forget the bet , to ye sab kya ta, hum kya gadhe hain jo hamare sath ye time paas kar rahe the tum…….arghh!! I m finding everything soo irritating…….i dunno why…….u know I don't feel like watching lrl nowadays coz every episode gives hints that raj is leaving……..its killing something within me………what they call "killing me softly……slow poison…….its becoming a torture watching lrl…….plz don't give such wide hints that raj is leaving…….already the media keeping reminding us with articles every 3 days…….u don't have to add salt to the wounds!!!!

5)Ok now raj is in his room talking on the phone asking about finding colonel shakti……Lmao…..hahaha…..finally someone remembers shakti……haha!! He's on a space trip with trigger lovers!!!! Hehe!!…….Raj goes to his wardrobe to take out his uniform…..naina comes…..raj asks why are u here…….don't tell me we have to go to the ceremony saath me…….huh!! what for……its not a couples ball dance ki saath me jaana hai…….arghh!!! spare my irritation ppl…..i think im gonna have a relapse of my sickness if I go on this way,.,…….naina asks ,did u loose purposely to make abhi win……raj says I dunno what u think of me……im a very normal person…….haye that's to rajeev's original dialogue…….lrl's script writer churaoed it from one of rajeev's interviews im sure…..rajeev says this in every interview of his…….lol…naina says yeah I know but umeed nahi thi……..lol😆 u should have seen huda's reaction when raj failed to shoot off the last apple , looked like huda would burst out crying…….hehehe……he says I'll vasoolo this soot samet from abhi…….hahaha…….rajesh gaya huda ke haath se n naina ne to uski paiso ki bet bhi double karwa di thi…..hahahaha…..huda ke 10,000 rupees issi me jayenge lagta hai…..hahaha….!!!!

6)Ok , here raj-naina are following abhimanyu's look into my eyes speech……….stop it , enough…….firstly my sweeto rajeev looking tooooooooo cute today…….i really cant stand naina looking at him like that…….if naina can stare at him unabashedly, I can atleast sing a couple of songs for my sweetheart, cant I ……..ok here I go……hey sammy, sunidhi chauhan ki aatma jaag gaye mere me……I know u are gonna say that in your comment…..hehe…..

Ho teri neem nazar ne maara❤️

Kiss of love…Kiss of love..😛

Ho mera gardish me hai tara..😳

Kiss of love…Kiss of love..😉

Ho teri aankhon me jab bhi jhaankun,😳

Meri saans atak jaati hai😊

Oye band kar le oye band kar yara😉

Daake dalti aankhen…❤️

Kiss of love..kiss of love..😳

Stay away from the kiss of love….❤️

7)And haye…….wo white shirt…..this is rajeev's personal wardrobe yaar……..he wore this shirt in that car ralley…….he was looking choooooo chweet……haye I think priyanka bhi sach me usse waise hi dekh ri hogi………uff,….yaar how do the girls around him concentrate on their lines uske saamne khade hoke……uff……😳😳

Mujhe tumse mohabbat hai..❤️

Deewangi ki hadd tak😳

Deewana mujhe banao na❤️

Deewangi ki hadd tak😳

Aye sanam mujhse poocho kitni chaahat hui hai..❤️

Aye sanam mujhse poocho kitni chaahat hui hai..😳

Mujhe tumse mohabbat hai..❤️

Deewangi ki hadd tak😳

Deewana mujhe banao na❤️

Deewangi ki hadd tak😳

8)And finally……..iss handsaome ke liye one last gaana…….

Marjawan mitt jawan marr jawan❤️

Ishq me dil kya jaan bhi..😛

Naam tere karr jawan❤️

Marr jaawan jaawan..😳

Ok so phir abhi ki oath ceremony ho rahi hoti hai…….waha shaahi kapdon me ek aadmi aata hai……..i had a feeling ki he is aBhi's dad phir I though koi doot hoga…..lol…..not yamdoot……I mean koi messenger types……but usko yun khush hote dekhke phir laga ki wo abhi ka koi khaas hai……kya pata dad ho……pata nahi yaar…….im confused !!!! And oh yeah, when abhi won , rajveer n Nair looked at each other n smile……..err pinch me……this actually happened…….err hello……..deepraz n rajeev seem to have forgotten that they are on camera……hehehe !!! And they are supposed to be jaani dushman on-screen!!!!😆

Performance of the Day:

1)Rajeev : Haye ye na, ek din isse mass killing ke liye phaansi ho jayegi…….sabko marr dalega ye lrl chodne se pehle…….i mean hadd hai yaar………din bar din ye aur cute hota jaa raha hai……..

Chuu kar mere mann ko❤️

Kiya tune kya ishara😛

Badla ye mausam..❤️

Lage pyaara jagg sara..😉

Rajeev apne fans pe reham karo……..itne cute na dikho plzz…

Kya karoon haye ……kuch kuch hota hai…….arey sach me bahut kuch hota hai yaar…….tum log nahi samjhoge…….hehehehe!!! lolzzz !!!! Rajeev plz meri request ko mind me rakho…..stop looking chooooo chweet shona!!!

2)Gaurav : Hehehe…….enjoyed his performance………especially that listening to music while shooting was too much……..during this scene , mere n raj ke expressions bilkul same the…….u knw like "abhimanyu , tumhara kuch nahi ho sakta",……hehe..!!

Im sure gaurav fans would love to dedicate some songs to him……..yaar bindaas dedicate maro songs…….and bindaas comment maro yaha…….ye mera topic hai. Koi kuch nahi bolega tumhe……hehe!! Koi panga nahi khada hoga……😆!!

Precap:

The bhoot uncle said in todays commentary that the big challenge before abhi was to win the hearts of the cadets in the presence of their favorite capt. Rajveer....And in the precap, alekh was telling abhi that this can happen only if - " Agar aap sare cadets ke saamne Capt. Rajveer ko neecha dikhao......".....Ye alekh hi hai na??? I dont think so , is he the same alekh jisne abhi ko bola tha ki u can never become captain Rajveer......and dont try to take hjis place......plzzz tell me ki lrl me kissi bhi ek character ke paas koi character naam ki cheez hai......sare ke sare thali ke baigan hai......kabhi idhar ludakte hain aur kabhi uthar......huh!!! 😡🤢

Missing :

Arey yaar Harshad aur Ghazal ke naam cast me se hata ke spl appearances me daal do……kyunki wo log spl appearance hi marte hain lrl me……….inlogo se lambi guest appearance to abhishek bachchan ki thi "hum tum " me……..hahaha!!! Aj to ali ke yudi bhai bhi nahi the….hehe!!!

Blooper:

Nair samet……..Dr. shalini ko kaan me wo soundproof headphone type thingy pehenna pada ………rajveer ko kuch nahi pehnna pada and abhimanyu to fm sunn raha tha………sab log prem se apne apne joote nikalke de maaro dhan dhana dhan………..bachne na paye ye scene likhne wala…….aur maaro!!!!

Rating:

5/10……..Ok I found the episode boring inspite of all the going-ons………it was very much expected ki abhi would win , with rajeev all set to leave lrl, who else would have been chosen………

Conclusion:

Haye……watch it for Rajeev looking choooooo chweet!!!!! Hayeeeee……….!!

And watch it for abhi's fm radio scene…..!!

Baaki sab bakwas tha…….R-V zindabad (ps: For all those who have come in late, R-V stands for Rajeev-Vandu jodi…hehe😆….)

Luv,

Vandu😉