Ahhh the real WAR begins…….test turned war…..competition turned murder plan…………delight turned disaster…………..and both the the competitors not resonsiple…………responsible for all the "Rang Mein Bhang " is that wicked, god-forsaken escapist………the LOSER !!! yeah, u heard it right, that dramebaaz good for nothing didn't give this appraisal, the useless backed off at the last minute….kameena!! .....The one n only - Major Nair !!!!😡
Highlights of the Day :
1)The day starts with the ghost sharing with us the dil ka haal of the cadets, hello , u have only one relative here, how can u elect yourself as a spokesperson for the entire academy…………I say can I take over………I make it mind-blasting……..so much so that people wont miss u…….they'll wait for my comments on kma…….and u bet they are gonna be wonderful for ppl n disasterous for kma…….nd ofcourse real bad for the djs!!😆
Says the ghost – Todays not only the teachers but also the cadets are in tension , they show the pack of idiots sitting there in front of food as if alekh has just told them that the food is poisoned…….so like they are satisfying themselves by just looking at the food coz they cant eat it……!!!! Hah!!!! 😆😉
2)Yudi is sad, naina asks him what happened , yeah naina really did, I too cudnt believe it , I had to pinch myself , and it was naina alright….lolzz....looks like rajveer's anger blast changed her over-night😆.....yudi says I dunno how to convince shalini….naina says win her heart , then the brain n mind will follow……..ahan!! I hope u don't plan to do that with my poor , unsuspecting cutie-pie raj……….u better not girl !……….yudi goes n tries telling things to convince shalini,but she has planned to give up……….he pushes her to a wall…..points a scissor tip at her n asks her if she loves him………she's flumuxxed…….arghh……she says what nonsense….just leave me n step away………..then she shouts a bit more n he asks the question a few more times……then he leaves her, he says see, u r ready for anything
Umm……sonny boy , you are really cute n all, but u really don't have any brains in u……..what does refusing to answer your ridiculous question have in relation with passing those army tests………hell , all n sundry know that you cant even kill a fly……..and shalini knows it only too well………well, if it had been huda , then it's a different thing, coz he really can be expected to do mad stuff…….but u are stuff toy kind…….a harmless lil ratlle-snake is the worst form u can take…….haha!!……..
shalini says ….oh u did all this to boost my confidence, so chweet, I must thank , yudi says no its ok, shalini insists on thanking him n bents her knees n hits him smartly where she should have……lol….hahaha……yudi's expressions were soooo cool ….hahaha….too funny…….shalini says don't u ever do this again , and don't forget this (the kick ) , yudi says I will not forget it….he says , mam don't let those three devils forget it either, shalini says "I wont"…….lol,…….is she gonna go n hit them too………ooh hahahaha……me would sooo love it…….lol, atleast then they would stop syncronizng their actions n their matching bored expressions……..a wise person once said , "Agony puts the syncrony to shame"………if u are looking for this wise person , then check the writer's name beneath the write-up !!!😳😆😉
3)Abhi passes all the tests well, gets a bit caught up with that gush of water on the balance part..but moves on succesfully n completes the entire thing in 1minute:59 secs………alekh smiles !
Raj's turn, oh my my , he's already looking so hawt, had I been one of the inspectors, I'd have waived off the tests for him…….all the markes given on the hotness quotient !! Ah but , my raj was amazing......he completed the crawl part quickly n at the jump part, he did a smart somarsault, earning himself a clap from a highly impressed ali n a raised eyebrow from huda !! ……he also finished up the balance part very easily, not stopping even once coz of the force of water ………he reached the mine-field round in 54 seconds…….ooh,………and he is supposed to be a minefield expert………but the rain had washed away most of the markings, leaving my jaan confused……..and to add to that , the nincompoop and bhagoda Nair doggy…..he took over the blast controls and the idiot blasted of every single mine in the field, I guess………finally hitting raj on his leg,………utter useless this nair is, I tell u !!!!!……….he should be hanged upside down on a tree n neeche I will have a bon-fire………….so that he can be slow cooked on that fire…….and that naveen ghost can have him for dinner if he wants !!!
4) BC realizes a problem n goes to the three monkeys asking them to stop this , as there seems to be a problem, but the creepy dumbhead robots say that they cant help it…….yeah well , I really didn't expect anything from u , as it is , robots don't have brains , they perform on command !!!! hah!! Such nutheads !!!! BC , u should have gone too see who was handling the controls man………I though atleast you had enough common sense in u………crap !!
5)Huda comes down from that ledge kinda think made around the tree………he says go rajveer sir!! Yeah huda, im really beginning to like u, u r the only one who has a voice, even though I m sure his concern is only coz he has bet rajesh , and doesn't wanna loose him………..talking about rajesh khattar kya……….Lmao………..hahahaha……..djs name bhains after their show actors……omg…..im glad they didn't opt for rajeev or shveta……hahaha…….ok meanwhile, it seems that the self appointed supporter seems to have gone mute, oh, I forget, she can only accuse ppl…….she is the one supposed to be boosting him up……arghh why do I expect things from ppl…….uff!!! irritating……!!!……*vandu stands beside huda…….n vandu n huda scream for captain rajveer……..yeah go captain go, u can do it !!! * Then all cadets join in……..my poor hurt raj gets up and slowly makes it to the point……….i let out a sharp woot of joy n get a smart smack on my head…….urmm…..i hadnt noticed that dad had come from the other room n he was sitting right next to me……….that's what rajeev does to me….i forget the surroundings on seeing him…….eyes n ears only for him……….ok then nursing my hurt head………what??? That smack hurt man……im insaan after all na……..aint I??? Hahahahaha……my mom refuted this statement of mine after lrl got over……..she said I was a zombie who comes alive only to watch that half –an – hour of lrl………the rest of the day I hibernate n shirk work……hehehe………😆😆
5)Ok raj has done it👏……..he finished just 1 second early……umm he could have finished it all up in 59 seconds flat, but it took 1:58 seconds ……yeah, courtesy nair , now raj is the winner of the test with just 1 second margin…….and a badly hurt foot………….curse u nair………u wacked out sada hua papaya…….yuck!!
Ah u should have seen the exhilaration n celebration when he won…….they cadets threw their caps high in the air in celebration……..alekh too looked as if he wanted to join in but decided otherwise, seeing Nair……..uff nair………I chuckled seeing all the fun hee hee……….all rushed up to raj , surrounded him n ali n huda hoisted raj in the air n held him up there for a good long time…….wheeeeee😳…….yippeeeeee👏………my raj won🥳………inspite of the Nair, Bahu aur Saazish……..oops !!! Nair , Boss aur Saazish !!!!😆………Nair pales out every saas n chudail in sight !!!!!😆
For my rocking raj…..
Baazigar oh baazigar……😳
Tu hai bada jaagugar…❤️
Hoooooo……mera dil tha akela 😳
Tune khel aisa khela❤️
Teri yaad me jaagun raat bhar….😳
Ho tere pyar pe qurbaan❤️
Mera dil , meri jaan😳
Tujhe lag jae meri Umar…..!!!❤️❤️
6)Abhi too sporting clapped…..nd came n congratulated Raj…..when the cadets had rushed up to congratulate raj, I think abhi was crying,……and even while shaking hands with raj , the pain of it all was clearly visible in his eyes……..nair of course didn't really enjoy all the sportsmanship spirit at all n just walked away in a huff !!!! the creepy – crawly idiot…..!!!😡
Talking about Saas bahu saazish , did ya guys catch rajeev n priyanka on the show…..oh man !! a girl told him "I love u " on the phone and he cutely retorted " I LOVE U, too "…….awwww,………cho chweet man !!!!😳 hehehe😆…….i just imaginated that the I luv u part from rajeev was for me………how I wish……..ummm ……but khair………"sigh"😛……its ok I guess….not everyone is soo lucky ………😕
Performance of the Day :😉
1) Rajeev Khandelwal :👏❤️❤️
Oh boy !!! Did he rock it………..he was sooooooo cooooooooooool, amazing, just superb!!!!😳😳
U just rock my world……….seeing u once a day , brightens my life…….❤️
Song ….❤️❤️
Soldier, soldier❤️
Meethi baatein bol kar😳
Dil tu chura le gaya
Yunn milake nazar,😳
karke jaadogari❤️
Deeke dard – e – jigar….😳
Aage peeche dol karrr❤️
Soldier, soldier😳
Meethi baatein bol kar❤️
Dil tu chura le gaya😳
2) Gaurav Chopra :👏
He gave a nice performance 👏…….and performed very well……..well done…….especially his pained expression while congratulating raj struck me in particular👏…….that was real good !!! Yaar raj n gaurav have excellent chemistry on-screen 😛, they just shudnt turn into foes😕……..
3) Kunal Kapoor :👏
Hmm KK is flying high these days...his expresssions are just way too cool........today that expression after shalini's kick was too cool !!!!😆..only he can give these million dollar shridevi expression.....hehe!!😆
Scenes of the Day:😉
1)Loved the test thingy…….ooh I was soooo lost in looking at raj……..tooooo amazing👏……nd abhi was good too , had he not turned mean to raj , im sure I'd have enjoyed his part as much, but coz he seems to have forgotten the dosti, so I was rooting for him to fall down n lose the competition !😳
2)Inspite of the whole stupidity n filmyness of the entire scene , I liked the yudi-shalini scene…..lol his expression were so good after shalini kicked him…..😆😆
3)That somersault of raj was too cool……and it wasn't a camera trick, it was just amazingg !!!!😍
Nair is a Devil :😡
I swear, that Nair is a devil man😡……..a devil minus the horns n the tail………I agree with yudi " Hey bhagwan , iss nair ko utha le , unfortunately bhaggu gave me the same reply that I had told u he gave to yudi…….now if u don't remember it , then u have not been reading my write-ups with attention , so your loss…..huhuhahaha!!!!😆
Rating:
9/10😉…….Rocking is the word👏……..enjoyable episode😳…….i felt like killing the person who introduced the concept of breaks between shows🤢……what a waste……..but what a lotta money…….hmm lovely episode👏….must see…….watch the dripping wet rajeev , looking tooooo hawt hawt hawt to handle……..😳😳
Conclusion:😛
Lovely episode….must see…….watch the dripping wet rajeev , looking tooooo hawt hawt hawt to handle😳😳……..If u missed the show courtesy a power-failure then check the videos immediately…….😳
Raj don't leave the show………plzz don't plzz don't………at this request of mine, God said to me…….dear child ……..
"IF WISHES WERE HORSES THEN BEGGARS WOULD RIDE "😛
So on that note , buh- bye for now dearies……see ya next week…….sorry for not replying to your replies on my analysis yesterday….but today I promise, I will reply !!!!!😊😉
How many of u are coming with me to knock of Major Nair….jaldi bata dena !!!!😡
Luv,
Vandu😉
Ye Hai Mohabbatein
