Bholi Kitty wearing most innocent expression and killer suit looking adorable as usual enters the sets of Laagi Tujhse Lagan. It was break time. She sees AS sitting close to purohit jee. and why is she giggling like 16years old, Bholi kitty wonders. There is Mahi. Busy clicking her own pics on mobile. Sharp eye of Bholi Kitty notices Kala and Leela and Roops drinking something hiding from everyone. Has to be Charanamrut. Bholi Kitty nods her head. Her eys falls upon Ganpat. hey why is hearing wearing ear plugs. must have had a shouting match with Baabi. serves him right. Bholi Kitty thought. ok now where is Baabi. there she is. looking for bappa perhaps. and where is bappa. Must be hiding fearing Baabi's wrath. Bholi Kitty grinned. Aha! there is Baaji. looking dhinkchak as usual and finally The man, the one and Only Dutta. looking divine as he always do. Bhole kitty wanted to drool. wait a minute why are they sitting so close. shoo Baji move away man, that is MY, errr I didn't say that aloud, Dutta. Bholi Kitty glared at the pair. she moved towards them.
"hello Mr. Dutta Shriram Patil!" she gave her most charming smile.
Dutta looked up "ah! you must be Bholi Kitty from Ratnagiri Times!"
"yup! thatz me!" another charming smile.
Baaji got up(yeah finally). "Ok Bhau. see you later!" He moved away. (double yeah! got my Man to myself).
Please sit down!" he waved his hand towards the chair.
Oh My what elegance! should i trip on my feet and fall in his lap" Bholi Kitty comtemplated seriously. "naayy next time😳"
She sat down gracefully.
"So Mr. Dutta Patil... Ready for your interview?"
"Call me Bhau kitty. Mr. Dutta Patil sounds too formal."
(nahiii!! Bhau! how can i call him Bhau! no i wont call him Bhau. he is mere alava sabke bhau. hey that sounds good. i will add MAS in front of bhau) she smiled inside.
"sure why not? (MAS) Bhau!!" Shall we begin!"
Fire away!" he relaxed against his chair.
(Damn he looks so sizzling. hush Concentrate Kitty! duty first).
Ok then here we go!" she smiled her lovely smile again.
B.K. : lets start with the beginning. you know (MAS) Bhau when you made your grand entry(oh my that was some entry na. Focus Kitty), you jumped in the sea and walked on shore. that really was a powerful entry. Just a doubt. how did your trouser dried up so quickly?
DSP : when the scene was narrated i told the director that i would wear shorts. But he refused. come' on how can i fight with wet pant. so i threatned him and he had to get me dry trouser.
B.K : New trouser?
DSP : No! it wasn't available. so has to give his own.
B.K. : the scene came out well.
DSP : Yeah! but poor director had to shoot it in his chaddi.
B.K. (starry eyed) : you really pounded Morey there.
DSP (with a broad smile): that i did. i wanted to throw more kicks and punches. But he refused.
B.K. : He who? the director?
DSP : No Morey.
B.K. : pain and health Issues.
DSP : No! payment issues.
B.K. : moving onto next question. one day you were yelling, screaming, hurting naku and the very next telling her your deep down secrets like best buddy. kinda sudden?
DSP : yeah! actually seema had to consult her opthalmologist. so we had to wrap her shoot and introduce her track soon.
B.K. : why opthalmologist?
DSP : for eye surgery!
B.K. : why is that?
DSP (i guess you too need to consult eye doctor or maybe brain one kinda look) : she choose that old goat owner of mine and even had to gall to tell me to look in mirror. and you are asking me why seema need eye surgery?
B.K. (bobbing her head) : yes! yes! you are right (MAS) bhau. she indeed needs surgery for eyes.
next question.. your thoughts on supriya..
DSP : another gal who needs to get her eye checked. fancy fancing that Ravi over me.
B.K. : talking about ravi. your thoughts about him.
DSP : i am so jealous of him.
B.K (hain!) : you jealous of Ravi. why so?
DSP : you seen his wardrobe?
B.K. (how can i Not see his wardrobe. thats the only thing you see when you look at him in horror fearing their malfunction) : err yes i did.
DSP : those shirts are so beautiful.
B.K. (something wrong with my hearing) : beautiful😕
DSP : sensuous.
B.K (something really wrong with my hearing) : Hu??
DSP : they way they hug the body. (dreamy expression) i so wanted that kind of shirts. finally got my wish in JMM2.
B.K. (ok should i consult ENT or asylum)..
... to be continued.
Edited by .nimmi. - 13 years ago