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Originally posted by: Moontide
Dear Bandbajao,
I Object ME LAAARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What is this? Hai kya yeh?Mo... I mean Chand ko beech mein kyun la raha hai Sunju baba??!!!!??!!! 😲The way he keeps staring and at times stealing glances at the Chand, he's making it distinctly uncomfortable... I mean koi Balu-bala banne ka shaukh na rakhkhe toh kya usse aise pareshaan kiya jayega!!!! This man sure is attention ka bhookha...And to top that kya kya tohomat lagaya ja raha hai!!!Pournima mein Petrol tabatob khatam hota?? Matlaab kya hai iska, haan?Please ask all those who go out for moonlit drives with Dutta, especially Gecko. They will vouch, mileage mein koi pharak nehi padta hai. Rather raat mein better dikhta aur gadhdhe sambhal ne ke liye bar bar brake dabana nehi padta to Petrol ki bachat hi hoti hai.I mean there should be a limit!!!Now Dinya... Sachchi bolun toh aaj felt a lil bad for the guy.Jab tak RANGON ke duniya mein tha, Raja tha!!Pann shayad Kala ko dekh ke hi usse Kambon ke Khiladi banne ka shauk chada.Ab Chandni raat mein, Balu ka bracelet haath mein...But will come back to him later. There's a more pressing issue that needs to be pointed out!!Scene 2: Dutta hands his gun to Baji...(note the gesture... Jab tak main na rahoon mera gun tere pas hoga!!!! 😍 )Baji: ...Tu fikar maat kar Bhau... (pauses)... main aapna jaan de dega pann kisi ko kuch nehi hone dega Bhau..."Dutta: "Kisi ko kuch nehi hona chahiye...(pauses)...tujhe bhi nahi... (pauses)... samjha?"Now tell me aapne dil pe haath rakh ke, wasn't a HUG needed after such a deep, emotional exchange??Here you had DuJi bichdoing at a tangent where both will have to play with the gravest of dangers. Anything can happen. Yet only shoulder squeezes? Jab TaSha ki baari thi, tab toh ICU ke andar hi... toh phir DuJi se yeh dushmano jaisa bartaav kyon?I mean if this is not a Hug-able situation then what is? (*GAWD!!!! puts up both hands in the air*)In that entire scene the only time I was forced to tut-tut at Baji was ... "Nana la gheun tak..."(Baji vs Ravindra ji is a game I don't want to watch... but as a researcher will have to. Alas!!)Balu-balas don't take umbrage... but have to say the way your man is trying to steal Dutta's thunder is something I can't accept quietly. Especially now, when Dutta is at his ruthless best, in his elements and resplendent in all warrior king glory!!I mean there is a time for taapli and there is a time not for taapli...Aur Dutta ke peeche follow kiya toh kaunsa teer mar liya haan? Baji had shown the way a looong time back... Balu now only follows that path.Dutta... Determined... On his jeep... focused... jaws clenched... eyes hooded..penetrating... searching...bloodshot... angry... veins throbbing... hands (those hands) punching...gripping his pistol... maneuvering the steering... lips speaking a thousand emotions... teeth grinding... the wind glad to blow thru his curls... and the Chand...Ab aya na Pournima ka maza? Chandni mein chamakta hua Dutta ka yeh rudra-roop...the soothing Moon and the seething Dutta... !!! Yeh hui na baat!!!!!!Balu kitna bhi muche ghumaye ya bandh hontoh ke peeche tongue over teeth kare...Now Balu had promised Dinya a hand shake.So Dinya toh sirf Dutta se haath milane ki aas mein hi apne andar ka adha litre rok ke baitha tha. (Tank khali hone ka bhi alag alag matlab hota hai alag alag logon ke liye... kal Su-su ...Sudarshan ke liye matlab aur tha, aaj Dinya ke liye aur hai) But dutta instead of un tying his hands unplugged his mouth... and held his hair.With Dutta (so irresitible and) so close, Dinya must have become overcome with emotions.All he could do was say..'aa na'. But given his condition it came out as... Aaah and Naaah.Not wanting to let go of the moment, he then rhymed... nehi chodega Naaah, Naaah...Poor Ravindra ji, phonetics can be sooo tricky at times!!!!!!!Seeing Dutta get him all wrong and not having enough life force left to go into a lengthy explanation to all those Q's Dinya turned hysterical (what histrionics!!! so diff from the 'I smell dead fish' stock). He did try to point out someone was Mad. Per Dutta ko puri baat sunne ki adat ho tab na!! Upar se He remembered the smell of Dinya's wet shoes... ghora toh dabna hi tha!!Balu had the hoshiyaari wala dialogue comming. But the man never gives up, nai? Seeing Dutta was confident of snakes.. Balu just had to try unsettle him and his plans plans by bringing up the Kolha theory, hai na? I've said this before, and phir se dohrati hoon...ya to sarp bolne ka ya toh kohla...(OK so Ravindra ji IS an artiste par exsalonce at disguise. But Dutta must have some idea!)And what did he mean.."pann kaan kholke raakh"? Kya lappy Sunju baba ko Dutta ke kaano ke barein mein bataya nehi? who can fault him his hearing? (*those black mole wala close ups*)Comming back to our hero Baji... just saw this article that says parents should mean 'NO' when they say it, or the word loses its power. Toh Baji (also DuJi)..please goli mar dunga nehi...maar deneka re..warna aapke BG's ke liye the dhamki loses its power.I'm amazed at the trust Baji shares with his wards... "Saale tum log mein se bhi koi gaddar hai kya...abhi bata de..." and Kale and co. reassured.."Nahi Bajibhai...hum aisa nehi karenge..." (Hmmm... well... diff method from..RAW, CIA, CBI, Interpol...but guess effective, lasted 10+ years)Baji as we all know has more active grey cells than Dutta..so making the Madhu connection was not difficult for him. (The way he sprinted..AB ka yaad dila diya 😍 )Now Kala... what do I say... usse 'bada achcha lagta hai'?Proves she's been shadowing the original writing team!! Finally, some loyalty there!!!Few observations...1. The raaz of Ravindra ji's impeccable pedicures is out. But now that Gaikwad is no more, unke talwon ka kya hoga?2. Balu dada aur Nanasaheb ka difference note kiya? Balu needs AC when in a hot spot but Ravindra ji? Even when closetted in a dingy room, looking all hot and happenning with wide eyes and raised brows...he manages to remain cold. And calculating and conniving and cruel...3. Noted the similarity betweem Dutta and his Guru..both believe in doing it aapne hathon se!!4. Whats happened to the style decoder in the lappy. Kala and Ravindra ji's attire needs details.Ok, its cease fire from me as of nowThanks dil se if you have been reading 😃(And some thought I was missing in action!!! 😉)There are matters of Zuby and Dutta ka khoon ka rishta and a lot more.But those will have to wait for another day.
🤣🤣🤣I died laughing and have nothing more to say 🤣 Moontide! 🤣🤣🤣 Where is the warning?!?!?! 🤣 And, what did i read in fine print???😲😲😲
Zuby and Dutta ka khoon ka rishta!??? 😲😲😲 You mean bhai... ok let me not jump to conclusions😲
CID
Ishaani
