Hey Guys !
Me and desigrl05 (jhanvi) made up some captions on LK pics , so though we'd share it with you guys ! ๐๐๐
By Desigrl05
song" aankhon ki...gustakhiyan..maaf ho" ๐ณ
eku: ..ab kt ko kaise samjhaun , ke woh uss flirtoo se door rahe, ab woh meri biwi hai!!
*kt thinking*: ..koi dekh toh nahin raha hai..main abhi eku ko maar deti hoon aapne baalon ke chopsticks se..
kt: hey bhagvaan!! laxmi vaapas agayi! ab main kya karoon!!!!
*kt crying*
laksh patting kt's head: awww...nahin nahin beta, aise nahin roote hain...
laksh: yeh mera sexy pose hai...
kt: aur yeh hai mera, "kitna bakwaas hai tumhara chehra" pose
laksh: kya baat hai kt , tum itni khush kyun ho?
kt: tumhe aaj pehli baar pardhaii kar ke dekh rahi hoon , iss liye
laksh: kitni sexy lag rahi ho aaj *wink*
*kt praying* : hey bhagvaan, isse theek tarha se wink bhi nahin aata, kuch karo!
kt screaming: LAKSH! tumne kaha ke tumne eku ko already maar diya tha! toh phir yahan kya kar raha hai??!!
*eku thinking*: ...iss flirtoo ko iss glass se maar de te hain...
pulkit: MOUNI! aaj tumne phir se, ciggerette pi hai???? mujhe tumhari mu se badhboo aa rahi hai!!
mouni: HAAN! kyunki tumne bhi pyaaz khaya hai!! mujhe bhi badhboo aa rahi hai!!
laksh: roo maat kt!! ab eku ko maarne ke plans soocho!!
laksh: hey! congrats yaar, tum toh sautan bangayi
laksh singing: "...nana muna rahi hoon , kt ki sipahi(solider) hoon, mere saang bolo jai kt, jai kt..."
laksh: agar tumne eku se pyar karne ki koshish bhi ki, toh mei tumhara gaala(neck) dabaa dunga!!!
kt singing: "...madhubaan mei agar lakshya kisi laxmi se mile, kabhi muskayee, kabhi chhede, kabhi baat kare...kt kaise na jale...aag tan man mei lagi, kt kaise na jale..."
"...tujhe dekh dekh sona...tujhe dekh kar hai jaagna, maine yeh zindagani, sang tere bitaani, tujh main basi hai meri jaan hai...jeeya dhak dhak, jeeya dhak dhak jaaye..."
laksh: kya yaar, tumhare haanth bhi kitne mote hain! dekho, kangan bhi ghuss nahin raha hai...
laksh singing: jumma chumma de de...
kt: aaj friday nahin hai!
"...tere bin main yun kaise jeeya..kaise jeeya tere bin..... kab se aankhein meri raah mei teri bichiii..bhool le se bhi kabhi, tu miljaye kahin, bhoole naa..mujhese baatien teri, bheegi hai, har pal aankhien meri...KYUN SAANS LOON KYUN MAIN JEEYUN JEENA BURA SA LAGE...kyun hogaya tu bewafa, mujhko bata de vaje..." ๐ญ
By Me !
Lakshya: HAW !! ๐ฒMayank batameez .. pehle kt ka rape , ab pee(drink) rahe ho ?! ๐ก ๐ก ๐ก
Pulkit: yeah , take my picture "i am such a cool dude" ๐ ๐ ๐
Lakshya: ahahhahahhaahhahahaha *SNORT* ahahahahahaahhaaha *snort* *snort* ....ahahahaha
Lakshya and Kt welcoming Lakshmi ...
Lakshya Thinking: hahahaha .. ab aayega mazaa .. kt ki saut aa gayi .. namaste saut memsaabb..
Kt: Chudail kahinki .. ๐ก tujhe to mai baad mein dekhti hoon ๐ก , abhi tujh par hasti hoon...
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Pulkit: HMMM ... KYA ?! aaj mouni ne phise beedi pee ?! Chee ... Thuu .... ๐คข
Pulkit: YO !! ๐ ๐ What up Dawg ?! ๐ ๐
Lakshya: MWAH !! *kiss*
Kt: Lakshya , your beard hurts !
Kt singing: Bayiinaaaa !!! usko marod kaliyaaa ...
Lakshya: ๐
Lakshya: DONT MESS WITH ME PUNK !!!
Lakshya : *talking in sleep* mmmmmm...ktt...tum kya kar rahi ho ?! mmmm....*cuddles* ๐ณ
Lakshya: Joydeep , muft ki mar mil rahi hai , jaa khaa le !!
Joydeep: waaa !!! kt mujhe kyun maar rahi ho ?! ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ
Kt: Joydeep saamne se hato !! mujhe Lakshya ki pitayiee karni hai .. woh padhaiee nahi kar rahi hai !! ๐ก ๐ก
Lakshya thinking: OOOO!! Lakshmi aur kt ke beech mein KUSHTI !? ๐ฒ
Kt: (all drunk) hahahahaaha ... lakshya , mai jeet gayieee...
Lakshya: haan kt , ab gir bhi jao !!...
Lakshya: Kt !! dukhi mat ho .. tum eku ki vishwa banne jaa rahi ho .... yeh to khushi ki baat hai !! ๐
Lakshya: yeh kya hai ?! ๐
Kt: Lo , Haldi khaoo !! peele(yellow) ban jaoge !!
Kt: laksh .. mujhe godi mein uthao naa !! ๐ณ ๐ณ ๐ณ
Lakshya: he bhagwaan !! aoo .. (picks her up) mm--hmmmm..pehle apne baal (hair) to peeche karlo !!
Lakshya: Nameste Teacher Jee !! Aaj class mein kya padh rahe hai hum ?!
Lakshya: sorry meri maa !!
Lakshya: CAMERA !! ๐ ๐ Smile kt smile !! hum tv pe hai !! ๐
Kt: mujhe bhi dekhna hai .. hato naa... kaha hai camera ??!
Lakshya: I am such a COOL DUDE !! ๐
Lakshya: (all drunk) hiii ktt ...neri jaaaannn .. kaisee hooo ?!
Kt: tumne phirse pee ?!(drink) ๐ก ๐ก
Lakshya: IM FULL !! dont ask me to eat more !!
Kt: Nahi !! yeh poora dabba khaana parega tumhe !!
Kt: Laksh.. ๐ณ ๐ณ ๐ณ
Lakshya: (all drunk) *laughs like a goof* kt tum aa gayi ?! ๐คช ๐คช ๐คช
Kt: cooking foor and humming; hmm..hmm..hmm..hmm....
Lakshya: Chh..Chh...(trying to call her)...
Kt: laksh zeher(poison) mat piyoo.. ๐ญ ๐ ๐
Lakshya: mujhe chod do kt...
Eku: Paani ?! mujhe do... ๐
Eku: mujhe paani doo !!! ๐ก
Lakshya: ishe hi to maarna hai .. dedo... ๐ ๐
Kt: oohh !! Eklavya , yelo .. peelo !! ๐ ๐
Lakshya: kt kaha gayiee ?! mujhe eku ko maarna tha uske saamne !!
Eku: Lakshya yaha mat dekhna , mujhe ladoo khaane hai ..
Lakshya singing: aaja aaja .. mai hoon pyaar tera .. wala wala .. inkaar tera .. aa aaja .. aa aaja .. aa aaja .. aa aa aaaa !!! ๐ ๐
HAHA !! She looks chiniese here !! ๐คฃ ๐
Lakshya: ahahahaahahahahahaha *SNORT* ahhahhaahahahah *snort snort snort* aahahhahaahahhahhahahaa
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Will try to come up with more , soon ! ๐ณ
Hope you like them ! ๐
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