Picture Captions ! :D

Hey Guys !

Me and desigrl05 (jhanvi) made up some captions on LK pics , so though we'd share it with you guys ! 😃😛😆

By Desigrl05

song" aankhon ki...gustakhiyan..maaf ho" 😳



eku: ..ab kt ko kaise samjhaun , ke woh uss flirtoo se door rahe, ab woh meri biwi hai!!
*kt thinking*: ..koi dekh toh nahin raha hai..main abhi eku ko maar deti hoon aapne baalon ke chopsticks se..



kt: hey bhagvaan!! laxmi vaapas agayi! ab main kya karoon!!!!



*kt crying*
laksh patting kt's head: awww...nahin nahin beta, aise nahin roote hain...



laksh: yeh mera sexy pose hai...
kt: aur yeh hai mera, "kitna bakwaas hai tumhara chehra" pose



laksh: kya baat hai kt , tum itni khush kyun ho?
kt: tumhe aaj pehli baar pardhaii kar ke dekh rahi hoon , iss liye



laksh: kitni sexy lag rahi ho aaj *wink*
*kt praying* : hey bhagvaan, isse theek tarha se wink bhi nahin aata, kuch karo!



kt screaming: LAKSH! tumne kaha ke tumne eku ko already maar diya tha! toh phir yahan kya kar raha hai??!!
*eku thinking*: ...iss flirtoo ko iss glass se maar de te hain...

pulkit: MOUNI! aaj tumne phir se, ciggerette pi hai???? mujhe tumhari mu se badhboo aa rahi hai!!
mouni: HAAN! kyunki tumne bhi pyaaz khaya hai!! mujhe bhi badhboo aa rahi hai!!



laksh: roo maat kt!! ab eku ko maarne ke plans soocho!!



laksh: hey! congrats yaar, tum toh sautan bangayi

laksh singing: "...nana muna rahi hoon , kt ki sipahi(solider) hoon, mere saang bolo jai kt, jai kt..."



laksh: agar tumne eku se pyar karne ki koshish bhi ki, toh mei tumhara gaala(neck) dabaa dunga!!!



kt singing: "...madhubaan mei agar lakshya kisi laxmi se mile, kabhi muskayee, kabhi chhede, kabhi baat kare...kt kaise na jale...aag tan man mei lagi, kt kaise na jale..."



"...tujhe dekh dekh sona...tujhe dekh kar hai jaagna, maine yeh zindagani, sang tere bitaani, tujh main basi hai meri jaan hai...jeeya dhak dhak, jeeya dhak dhak jaaye..."



laksh: kya yaar, tumhare haanth bhi kitne mote hain! dekho, kangan bhi ghuss nahin raha hai...



laksh singing: jumma chumma de de...
kt: aaj friday nahin hai!



"...tere bin main yun kaise jeeya..kaise jeeya tere bin..... kab se aankhein meri raah mei teri bichiii..bhool le se bhi kabhi, tu miljaye kahin, bhoole naa..mujhese baatien teri, bheegi hai, har pal aankhien meri...KYUN SAANS LOON KYUN MAIN JEEYUN JEENA BURA SA LAGE...kyun hogaya tu bewafa, mujhko bata de vaje..." 😭

By Me !

Lakshya: HAW !! 😲Mayank batameez .. pehle kt ka rape , ab pee(drink) rahe ho ?! 😡 😡 😡

Pulkit: yeah , take my picture "i am such a cool dude" 😎 😎 😎

Lakshya: ahahhahahhaahhahahaha *SNORT* ahahahahahaahhaaha *snort* *snort* ....ahahahaha

Lakshya and Kt welcoming Lakshmi ...
Lakshya Thinking: hahahaha .. ab aayega mazaa .. kt ki saut aa gayi .. namaste saut memsaabb..
Kt: Chudail kahinki .. 😡 tujhe to mai baad mein dekhti hoon 😡 , abhi tujh par hasti hoon...
😃 😃

Pulkit: HMMM ... KYA ?! aaj mouni ne phise beedi pee ?! Chee ... Thuu .... 🤢

Pulkit: YO !! 😉 😉 What up Dawg ?! 😉 😉

Lakshya: MWAH !! *kiss*
Kt: Lakshya , your beard hurts !

Kt singing: Bayiinaaaa !!! usko marod kaliyaaa ...
Lakshya: 😕

Lakshya: DONT MESS WITH ME PUNK !!!

Lakshya : *talking in sleep* mmmmmm...ktt...tum kya kar rahi ho ?! mmmm....*cuddles* 😳

Lakshya: Joydeep , muft ki mar mil rahi hai , jaa khaa le !!
Joydeep: waaa !!! kt mujhe kyun maar rahi ho ?! 😭 😭 😭
Kt: Joydeep saamne se hato !! mujhe Lakshya ki pitayiee karni hai .. woh padhaiee nahi kar rahi hai !! 😡 😡

Lakshya thinking: OOOO!! Lakshmi aur kt ke beech mein KUSHTI !? 😲

Kt: (all drunk) hahahahaaha ... lakshya , mai jeet gayieee...
Lakshya: haan kt , ab gir bhi jao !!...

Lakshya: Kt !! dukhi mat ho .. tum eku ki vishwa banne jaa rahi ho .... yeh to khushi ki baat hai !! 😛

Lakshya: yeh kya hai ?! 😉
Kt: Lo , Haldi khaoo !! peele(yellow) ban jaoge !!

Kt: laksh .. mujhe godi mein uthao naa !! 😳 😳 😳
Lakshya: he bhagwaan !! aoo .. (picks her up) mm--hmmmm..pehle apne baal (hair) to peeche karlo !!

Lakshya: Nameste Teacher Jee !! Aaj class mein kya padh rahe hai hum ?!

Lakshya: sorry meri maa !!

Lakshya: CAMERA !! 😃 😃 Smile kt smile !! hum tv pe hai !! 😃
Kt: mujhe bhi dekhna hai .. hato naa... kaha hai camera ??!

Lakshya: I am such a COOL DUDE !! 😎

Lakshya: (all drunk) hiii ktt ...neri jaaaannn .. kaisee hooo ?!
Kt: tumne phirse pee ?!(drink) 😡 😡

Lakshya: IM FULL !! dont ask me to eat more !!
Kt: Nahi !! yeh poora dabba khaana parega tumhe !!

Kt: Laksh.. 😳 😳 😳
Lakshya: (all drunk) *laughs like a goof* kt tum aa gayi ?! 🤪 🤪 🤪

Kt: cooking foor and humming; hmm..hmm..hmm..hmm....
Lakshya: Chh..Chh...(trying to call her)...

Kt: laksh zeher(poison) mat piyoo.. 😭 😊 😊
Lakshya: mujhe chod do kt...
Eku: Paani ?! mujhe do... 😛

Eku: mujhe paani doo !!! 😡
Lakshya: ishe hi to maarna hai .. dedo... 😉 😛
Kt: oohh !! Eklavya , yelo .. peelo !! 😃 😃

Lakshya: kt kaha gayiee ?! mujhe eku ko maarna tha uske saamne !!
Eku: Lakshya yaha mat dekhna , mujhe ladoo khaane hai ..

Lakshya singing: aaja aaja .. mai hoon pyaar tera .. wala wala .. inkaar tera .. aa aaja .. aa aaja .. aa aaja .. aa aa aaaa !!! 😆 😉

HAHA !! She looks chiniese here !! 🤣 😆

Lakshya: ahahahaahahahahahaha *SNORT* ahhahhaahahahah *snort snort snort* aahahhahaahahhahhahahaa

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aksh: kt..yaar tum mujhe dekhti raho, main soone jaa raha hoon..

lakshya: kt..tumhe nahin lagta ke tumhe aur makeup laga ne ki zaroorat hai..dekho, mujhe ek pimple dikhayi de raha hai

kt: khud roote ho aapne makeup man ke baare main aur sabhi ko pareshaan karte ho makeup ke baare main

kt *thinking to self* : duffer! isse naach na bhi nahin aata, theen baar mere paayron ko khuchla(run over)... kya karen yeh media wale bhi, yeh nahin hote toh mei zaroor iss laksh ki woh haal karti ke ....

laksh*thinkg to self*: iss ladki ko utha utha ke, mere peet ki woh haal kardi ke kya bataun, aur ab iss show mei bhi isko utha parde ga..harqiz nahin, yehi step kaafi hai,*** tells kt:...kt tum kuch weight loose nahin karti kya? dhokla kha kha ke, dekho kitni moti hogayi ho

kt: shut up laksh, dekho photo kheech rahen hai, smile karo..aur aise jaise ke hum enjoy karahein hain

laksh: kt...tumhe iss se aur chamkeela(shiny) blouse nahin mila?

kt: tum chup hote ho, ya main tujhe iss dandiya se maarun

eku: saala flirtoo laksh, pehle kt ko urdaa ke legaya , aur ab ekta ko bhi?! mujhe kuch saazish zaroor rachani hogi

laksh: haan main maan tha hoon ke rishton ki pooja karni chahiye...par yeh nahin ho sakta ke pooja se rishta karo phir dooja se

ekta: bacche, yeh meri umr nahin hai, mei love stories likhti hoon, khud karti nahin hoon!

Kt: Laksh kaha hai ?!
Laksh: Bhagvaan ji .. isse thodi si bhudi deejiye ..

starting from karans pic;
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Karan: (smiling and sleeping , dreaming of nandinii) zzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzz....
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Lakshya: *thinking* Oye !! what the hell is going on ?! Urgh !! I'm going to kill tripti mom .... 😡 (mad from inside)
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Mihir: (on the phone) .. uuhhhh ... 😕 😕
Tulsi: what happend to mihir ?! 😕
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Nakul: (on the phone) kya baat hai ?! 😳 😕 😳
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Kt: Lakshya looks so cute .. 😳 😳 😳
Lakshya: Oye !! Bahiyaa .. kisse chup chup ke baatein ho rahi hain ?! ... 😆
Nakul: kya ?! kissi se nahi .. Sanjhi se to bilkul nahi ...(back on the phone) sanjhi .. i'll call you later okay .. 😕 😳
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Manthan: oh noo !! im so depressed !! 😕
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Baa: Where is my boyfreind kisna ?! 😳
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Everyone standing and 'chilling'
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Tulsi: mihir , look im smiling..
Mihir: im bored !! :/
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Tripti: there is money on the floor .. shall i take it ?! 🤔
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Tulsi: OH WOWWW !!!! *jumps of joy*
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Mihir: yeh dhuaan (smoke) kaha se aa gaya ?! 😕
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Mihir: NACH BALIYE !!!! 😆
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Kt: who am i smiling at ?! im just smiline.. 😳 😳 😳
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Mihir: come on tulsi .. lets nach baliye ..
Tulsi: nahi mihir .. it's not the age ....
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Mihir: I'M COMING BACK TO ....... NAAACHH BALIYEEEE !!!!! CHAK DE PHATEEE !!!!! 😛
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Tulsi: who stretched me ?! 😕
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Mihir: im bored again !!! :/
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Thakral: ohhh !! party ... 😛
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Gautam: ugh!! im so pissed..
Sahil: (stands like a puppet) .. and im stuck...
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Mihir: kyaaa ?!
Tulsi: mihir save me ....
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Thakral: (laughs like a retard) hahahhahhahahahaha....
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Thakral: im leaving..hmph...
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Archita: i see a dead body !!
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Billy: im guna puke !! 🤢 😕
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Karan: (still sleeping) zzZZZzz...
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Tanya: Tripti , that money is mine ..let go... 😡
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Abhir: *walk walk walk*
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Abhir: yeh kaun hai ?!
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Abhir: wheres archita ?!
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Daksha: haii .. yeh kya ?! 😆 😕
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Daksha: Tuuu ?! 😆 😆 😆
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Tripti: is this gold ?! 😳 😆
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*lonely road*
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Archita: billy you look so dreamy... 😳
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Abhir: grrr....
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Archita: lets run away billy ! b4 my phsyco husband runs over you !! 😆

i know i know...i've totall killed this pic lol

but this pic reminds me of a song:

"hero hai mera hero hai...villian jaisa kaam na kar...sapno ki iss rani ko, aise tu badnaam na kar..tu hai tu hai tu hai..mera hero number one!" 🤣

kt: lakshya!! mein tumhe zor se thappard(slap) maarungi agar tum ussi laxmi ke paas gaye!!

Kt: (thinking) OMG !! my feet look so pretty !! 😳 😳 😳
Lakshya: (thinkng) did the make up man put too much eyeshadow on her ?! 😕 😕 😕
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JHANVI REMEMBER THIS ?! 🤣

Lakshya: im too SEXY for my shirt !! 🤣
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Lakshya on phone with kt: (singing) chuma (kiss) cuma dede .. chuma chuma lade chuma .. chuma chuma dede ... chuma chuma lade chuma ..
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Lakshya thinking: oh crap !! i forgot my line !!! 😡
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Kt: LAKSH !!!!! uss chudail (witch) ko chodo .. abhi .. nahi toh mai dandiya se maaroongi ....... 😡 Chilgose kahin ke .. abhi dekhti hoom tumhe ... 😡

Lakshya: KT !! wait naa !! smell my breath !!! *hhaaaaa*
Kt: Lakshya , lemme go !! you are too much !!

Lakshya: Kt smell my breath again .. *hhaaaa*
Kt: ooohhh !! is that menthe gum ?! 😛 😛 😛

Lakshya singing:tumhe mai choota hoon to kya hota hai ??! 😉 😉 😉
Kt: Ufff !! saare baal kharaab kar diye .... 😡 😡 😡

Lakshya all cranky (talking to kt): kya dimaak (brain) kharaab ho gaya hai kya tumhara ?!jungle tumhe bhook ki padi hai .. apni jaan ki nahi ?! kammal ki ladki hai !! 😕 😕

Lakshya: (puts his hand on her head) jeete raho beta .. jeete raho ... 😳 😳 😳
Kt: thank you, pandit jii.... 😆 😆

Lakshya walking in the hallway .. saying/singing in a tough voice ...
lakshya: I AM SUCH A COOL DUDE !!! 😎 😎 😉

Lakshya: (singing) chand sitaare phool aur khushboo ... hoooooo .....
Kt: (thinking in background) .. isko kya ho gaya ?! 😕

Lakshya: Ahhh !! lets practise my 'cook dude' walk now !! 😉 😉
Eklavya in background: o teri !! lakshya aur modeling ?!😲

Lakshya: kt suno to sahi ..... 😡
Kt: BHOOT HOON MAI !!!!! 🤪 🤪 🤪

Archita: look look...
Lakshya: archita looks like a bhoot !!! who did her make up ?! 😕

Lakshya: HOLY HAI .. YAAARR .. CHAK DE PHATTEE ..... 👏
Kt: do i smell ?! 😕 😕

Lakshya: *flirty voice* kya baat hai ?!
Kt: *just smiles at him*
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Kt all angry , while Lakshya sleeps , standing !! ... :/
Lakshya: *snorrttt* sdkljfksnlamflmsdf

Laksh: kt...tum kabhi aapne paas tissue nahin rakhti?? tum kitna rooti ho, aur haar baar mujhe hi tumhare aansu pooch ne pard te hain



laksh: arrey yaar...tumhari unngali(finger) kitni moti hai, dekho aanghuti(ring) ghus nahin rahi hai...
kt: jab tum yeh cheap ke rings laaoge toh yahi hoga...



kt thinking: yaar, mein kitni khoobsurat hoon, chalo mein khud apni aarti nikalti hoon...



kt: laakkkshh!! chalo kuch kartien hain!!
laksh: kt!! agar tulsi dadi ne dekh liya ke pardhai chhod ke mein yeh kar raha hoon toh na jaane kya hoga
kt: haan toh bool de na ke tum anatomy pardh rahe the



laksh: kya yaar...? aab tumhara ganda sa haanth choom na parde ga

kt: aur pata hai laksh...
laksh thnking: haha...kt roote hue kitni funny lagti hai



laksh: arrey, kt, aaj toh humara sangeet ka diin hai, aaj toh atleast makeup kuch kaam karti



laksh: mujhe pata hai!! tumne beedi pii hai!! mujhe badhboo aa rahi hai



kt: haan, kyun ki tumne kaacha pyaaz khaya hai..mujhe bhi badhboo aa rahi hai!



kt thnking: arrey yaar,...yeh toh mera hair-do mess up kar ke rahegi



kt singing: "dum maaro dum..."



ganga telling kt n laksh: chalo baccha party...khelna baandh karo, dood ka time hai



laksh: KT MAHARANI JI KI JAI HO!!



laksh: dekho, mei zaada khoobsurat lagta hoon ghoonghat mein



kt shyly saying: laksh...aaj maine khana banaya
laksh: accha...kitna...erm..bhoti ...acha..*cough* hai...

awsome captions guys......gr8 job...... 👏

james bond style: virani...lakshya virani....



laksh: eh kt, idhar aao....
kt: kya hai?
laksh singing: aao sikhaun tujhe aande ka funda..



song i remember from this pic:

"leke phela phela pyar, leke aankhon mei khumaar, jadoo nagri se aaya hai koi jaadugar" 😳



laksh: haan, mein abhi abhi jail se chhut ke aaya hoon



kt: laksh...agar tum eku se bachke nahin rahe, toh phir tumhari tasveer yahan pe lag jayegi



my comment for them: aapni bf aur gf ke saath bhi itne pyar se kabhi nahin chaltein honge



kt: dekho laksh, im a chameleon...mere chehre ke raang bhi badalte hain



laksh: kya yaar? kitni baar tumhare aansu poochun..itni baar shayad tumhare uss delhi boyfriend bhi nahin kiye honge

laksh: kt, saanp(snake) dekhna chahogi
kt: chee!! nahin laksh! mujhe nahin dekh na hai!!





song:
dil ke arrmaan aansuon mei beh gaye
laxmi ghar mein aayi...
hum toh sautan rehgaye...
kisna ke kitni patniyaa hogayee



pulkt: tum ne hi bataya hoga tabloids ko!!!!
mouni: mein kya bataungi???!!!
pulkit: ke hum kitne lardte hain!!
mouni: maine nahin bataya!! na jaane kyun loog ko lagta hai, ke hum lardte hain!!

kt: shhh!!! laksh tum nahin college jaate ho na hi office, kam se kam mujhe pardhne toh do!!



laksh drunk: ...paro..i mean kt...tum aagayi



laksh: roothi(crying) shakal!! pehle roothi hai! baad mei hi mujhe aansu poochne pardte hain aur manana bhi mujhe kar na pardta hai!

*pulkit thinking: shit yaar..mumbai mirror ne phir se article chaanp(posted) diya mouni aur meri lardayyi(fight) ke baare main...




pulkit: aacha, zaldi se meri photo cheencho kyunki mujhe school jaana hai



pulkit thinking: shit yaar, kitni gandi shirt mujhe pehen na parda...koi dekh toh nahin raha hai...



mihir drunk: ...pata hai bacchon...jab mein tumhari umr ka tha, toh mujhe haar roz 2 miles chalna pard ta hai...aur...
laksh thinking: ..shit yaar, ab dadu ke college ke diin pohonch gaya...ab to kam se kam 3-4 ghante lag hi jayenge jab tak woh tulsi dadi ke baare mein baat karenge....
joydeep: laksh dekho..meri bhoomi kitni sundar dikh rahi hai



laksh: kya hai abhir, tumhare aas paas ladkiyan hi ghoomti rehti hain...secret kya hai?
abhir: no secret dude...its all in this dance step...yeh step seekh liya, toh phir ek kya...tum toh dono laxmi aur kt ke saath chakkar chala sakte ho...jaise main kar raha hoon bhoomi aur archita ke saath



laksh's friend: eh laksh! tum itna khush kyun ho rahe ho??
laksh: nahin, kuch nahin, dadi ki photo hai na...
laksh's friend thinking: kya yaar...saare ladkon ne apni apni girlfriend ki photo rakhi hai locker main, aur ek yeh hai..adha nanga(naked) hoke apni dadi ki photo ko dekh kar kush hojata hai...kamal hai



laksh: agar aaj tumne rajma chawal nahin banaya toh main laxmi ke ghar jaunga!



pulkit: ...aur loog pooch te hain ke mujhe back pains kahan se mila

"kamariya lachke re.....
Babhu zara bach ke re....
Shola jaisa tadpe re......
Jiya jaise dhadke re.....
😆

Lakshya: Kt , dekho , tumhari saut , lakshmi aa gayi !! 😉

Lakshya: Shut up Kt , lemme eat !! 😡 😡 😡 can't you see my mouth is full !! go bug ur saut !!

As soon as Pulkit lifts her up..
Pulkit: Aiiyeee !! meri kamar (waist/back) 😡 😕

Lakshya Thinking: Look at my cute face .. now people will get atracted and vote for me .. i practiced this cute look about 10 times in the mirror .. common vote ffor me ppl , cvote for me !!! 😃

Kt: LAKSHMI CHUDAIL (WITCH) KAHINKI ... CHOD MERE LAKSH KO !!! 😡

Lakshya: Lakshmi ?! 😕 😕 😕 tum ho ?! 😕 😕 😕

Kt: (to lakshmi) Aaja meri saut .. dekhte hai kaun jeet ta hai mujhse .. 😡 😡 😡

Lakshya: (to kt) Kt mai lakshmi ke paas chala jaunga , agar tum use hara nahi deti to !! SAMJHI !!

Lakshya: SHHH !!!!! CHUP !!! nahi to lakshmi aa jayegi .. aur phir mujhe usko goli maarni padegi , phir tum vidhva ban jaogi !! ab bhugto....

Lakshya whining: Mummy !! Mummy !! Kt meri finger nahi chod rahi hai !!! 😭 😭 😭

Lakshya: Kt kya pose hai tumhara WAH !! tum mujhe bhi aise modelling karna sikhao naa .. 😉 😉 😉

Lakshya sining: chand sitaare phool aur khushboo .. hooooo 😳

Lakshya: *sniff sniff* Kt ne aaj deodarant nahi lagaya ?! 😕 😕 😕

Lakshya: (to kt) Tumhara dimaak kharaab ho gaya hai kya ?! 😡 😕

Lakshya: (all angry) NAHI !! mai laxmi aur eku ko nahi chodungaa .. bahut ho gaya .. 😡

Kt Crying on phone with laksh: onn hoonn hooon (crying) laksh tum kitne batameez ho .. 😭

no caption , my comments: aww .... 😭

Kt is about to faint !! 😆

Eku: im so bored , why is there so many candles here ! 😕 😕
Kt: I think i have fever !! 😡
Lakshya: OOHH !! what song shall i play on the piano ?! 😛 😛 😛

Kt sowing .. 😆
Lakshya thinking: Kt ke oopar koi plan karte hai .. 😉 😉 😛

Kt: what are you doing with my finger !? 😡
Lakshya: im playing a 'bansuri' (flute) 😉

Kt in HEMA MALINI style .. "NAHI!!!" 😆

😆 You guys rock 👏 👏 😆
And kitu u know which onez ma fav na, the 'cool dude' one 🤣🤣