Hi! i'm here to take Mrs. Anushka Sarkar's Interview...Actually i was a bit confused with her story she said to Mona,.😕...
oh she's here!
ME: hello Mrs. Anushka!
Anushka *with her gandi attitude* : Hi!
ME: Please have a seat 🥱
Anushka: thanks!
ME: so should we start? it's a live show ... so please
be aware of what you're saying as we won't be able
to cut out any parts... 😈
Anushka: oh! don't worry about me! i'm used to with this kinda of interviews ! i have a lot of experiences, you know! Start!
Me: alright, so we have Mrs Anushka sarkar today... and she'll be asked some very important questions about her, her life... 😳
Anushka smiles
ME in my head *😲😲😲 is ka daat kitni gandi hai * 😕
Me: Alright MrsAnushka! so you fell in love with Mr. Pradeep you said?
Anushka: YES!
Me: wait! LOVE? ummm
Anushka: yes dear... LOVE!
ME: so you LOVED Mr. Pradeep?
Anushka in her head *what the hell does she mean by LOVE? 😡😡 such a FOOL!*
Anushka: YESSS!
ME: oh alright! 😃😃And then?
Anushka: And then we made love to each other.
Me: wooo! and then?
Anushka: we thought to break up actually *embarrassed*
ME: WHAT?! 😲😲😲but WHY?
Anushka: Actually it's becasue of my careers...
ME: oh! but i thought... uhhh
Anushka: YES?you thought what? that how professional I AM? ahahaha! well yah! i always give more importance to my WORK, MY CAREER, my-
ME: no... i meant i thought you LOVED Mr. Pradeep.
me in my head **
Anushka *dumbstruck*: uhhh... welll... I ... i was... Love? i Mean...umm..
Me: oh that's okay. let's move to our next question. You said you left Mr. Pradeep right?
Anushka: yes!
ME: why did you come back then?
Anushka: Because after sometime i realized that i was pregnant.
ME: oh! wait... i thought you came back because you realized that your decision to leave pradeep was wrong?
Anushka: yah! EXACTLY! it was wrong as i found out that i'm pregnant
ME: hmm... so you came back to save YOUR REPUTATION actually. not because you REGRET your decision, isn't it?!
Anushka: well... ye...i mean no.. i mean... uhh... actually ... that's ... another case
ME: alright alright. let's move to our third question.
Anushka *ab kaun sa sawal bach gaya hai*
ME: okay so, after coming back you saw Mrs Mona and Mr. Pradeep got married?
Anushka: YES!
ME: how did you feel?
Anushka: I FELT LIKE KILLING THAT MONA! THAT MONA! wanted to SNATCH MY PRADEEP FROM ME. that Bi*ch!i wanted to STRANGLE HER RIGHT AWAY
ME: Mrs Anushka please!
she realized where she was and changed her expression: oh i mean, i felt REALLY bad, you know. just like how a girl should feel at that moment. but i have never wanted bad for mona you know. i believe that everyone should be happy in their life. so what if i am not. *tried to flood tears, trying to be too innocent*
ME in my head* wah! kya acting karti hai! isse to film mein hona chahiye*
ME: hmm. our fourth question. But if you think so, the why did you patched up with Mr. Pradeep again and started living with him? i thought you just said you want everyone to be happy no matter if you are or not 😕
Aushka *yeh mera reputation ka falooa banakar hi chhodegi*
Anushka: well... that was... pra... i mean ... you... i... he was... uhhh... he ... i
ME: oh why don't we move to our fifth question? that's okay if you don't want to reveal it.
Anushka *ab mujhe hi kuch karna pade ga, nahi to i want be able to face off anybody*: sorry but i need to go to the washroom. i can't control anymore
ME in my head: *what the HELL IS SHE THINKING?! washroom??? wo bhi live interview ki middle mein?😲😲😲i thought she said she is professional and has experiences. 🤔
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PS: NO OFFENCE GUYS! it was just a fun post to cheer up! i'm sorry if i hurt anyone... 😭😭