Ellow peeps... I am here with my Therapy..😛 Hope u enjoy..😃
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto!
Banta asks : Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?
Santa : Can't u read Parking for two wheelers only'. 😆😆
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens, because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had died also.
"where are you going wrong? " said Dealer.
"I think I know where I'm going wrong," said Santa, "I think I'm planting them too deep." 😲😆
On a romantic date sardar's girl friend asks him:
"Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?"
He said: "Sure ! What's your phone number?" 😉😆
Captain of Military : Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada.
Captain : Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa : Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10 number pe tha. 🤣
Sardar ko dost ne khane pe bhulaya, ghar pe tala laga hua tha aur likha hua tha "Bewakuf Banaya".
Sardar ne hoshyari dikhayi niche likh diya"Hum Yahan Aye Hi Nahi The".😉
Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I T Kanpur were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other. " what's the big deal about going to the moon, anybody can go to the moon. We are Sardars ,we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered," so what ,we'll go at night".😆😆
A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Obama.
Obama : I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest.
Obama : Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.
Obama : More...More...More... Sardarji went upto 100 Feet.
Obama : So now, try to search something.
Sardarji : I got a Wire.
Obama : You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.
Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Obama to India. Next year Obama was in India.
Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same...he takes Obama to a forest.
Sardarji : Dig it. Obama does. ardarji : More...More...More... ... Obama goes upto almost 400 feet. Sardarji :Try to find something.
Obama tries. Sardarji : Did you get anything? Obama : No, there is nothing here.
Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago, we used to have WIRELESS!! - 😉😆
Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area.
The Judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense.
"They should not put up such misleading notices," said Banta Singh.
It said," Fine for Parking Here" 😛
Pls add more..😃
Edited by rrdsu - 10 years ago
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