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I have gained weight... Now what to do??... here is my story...
My neighbour told me... "There is a best medicine. Just drink that powder with water and in ten days you are a model on the ramp"... she added, "chahe toh, TV pe dekh lo.. Kuch toh log kahenge ke baad advertisement aayegi..."
I wonder, was that not the habit of sitting infront of the TV got me all this weight??
(frankly, I must admit.. I used to watch all repeat telecasts of KTLK as well) Now, they are showing the remedy for weight gain also on the TV?? .. but then there is an old saying..'You must search for the money where you lost it'...Theek hai... I will bring my food also infront of the TV and watch KTLK and then this weight loss ki remedy... I mean, weight gain ki...My mom grumbled...because, I was not watching what I was eating.. I went on gulping down 3 helpings of everything. Not only KTLK, I came to know how Jassi became a Sati Savitri in some 'K' special (by actually leaving her husband to another woman😡😡), how another 'invertebrata' hero married heroine's sister without his knowledge but never insisted for wedding night even after 3 months of wedding etc..etc...
Ok Ok
..Back to my weighty woes... I thought I will buy that powder... Then a naturopath on Telugu TV told me not to add salt and oil to food... and one will reduce weight automatically... Ofcourse, that person was so thin.. but I again wonder, whether he ever tasted those saltless stuff himself... I set aside that weight loss powder and thought of adopting these naturopath foods... went on shopping for brown rice .. (it is called mudi biyyam in Telugu..)... let aside loss in weight.. I lost the desire to live..... My colleague brought crisps packet... something to help getting this brown rice down the throat... realised, I ate crisps and left rice.Then came gym idea. Only then all of us in the department noticed, there is a gym just two blocks away from the office and the monthly fees is peanuts plus first month free)... Oh! then why not to use that facility.. I was so motivated (mostly by this free offer) and furiously campaigned for 'Gym join karo' abhiyaan... some enthusiasts like me joined... we all paraded at 4.30 pm
on the first day to gym, dreaming how easily we would fit into our dresses that we bought 6 months ago..oh ma... hands and legs were dead after lifting those weights
and tread mill endeavours... I started filling hastily my personal calendar with 4.30 to 5.30pm meetings. Yoga teacher called us for free... na.. how can I go at that time..that is when servant maid comes..
Dance aerobics is for ladies only... dance teacher was my junior's daughter..sent me a special invitation.. Dance for those Jamaican songs??? never...
Swimming is good for health... I am a south Indian female... I am very shy to wear swimsuit...
Then came pilates... couldnot escape... my boss wanted to go there
... (boss is not my office boss. My husband's boss's wife😉).. She ordered her husband to get her company.. so, I had to....Became a cat (while inhaling), a dog ( downward dog position).. I instantly hated those exercises... whenever instructor asked us to breathe-in, I noticed I was exhaling ...huh...
Towards the end of the class, he asked us whether we were all feeling all that energy... I was about shout aloud, that except for pain, I dont have any other feeling... but from the corner of my eye, I saw my boss(ni) nodding her head vigorously... so kept quiet... but successfully I wriggled her out from the second class onwards (ofcourse, after 3 months she lost 7 pounds of weight thanks to pilates and I gained 3 pounds... but that was another story😳)
Now, checking web sites for diet regimen... yesterday Anjani tells me... she had only fruits ... (should I consider the mountain she chomped off in the pretext of only fruits???)
Now I know what I need... I need a way to reduce all my excessive 20 kilos of weight by sitting in front of the TV and eating everything tasty... for once google failed to give me answer to this.
... please someone suggest...
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