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Once a ghost was roaming around the forest on the outskirts of Lucknow city. It wandered...wandered.. I mean floated ..floated ..
I have a doubt.. ghosts walk or float?
Actually, my Chandamama knowledge tells me.. ghosts have tails and float... but, how do they grow tails? what happen to the legs then? Ghosts seem to retain every other organ.. then why only legs are fused into a tail?...
oofff... so many questions... I must ask my librarian to procure books on this topic...
Ok..Ok.. ...our ghost walked... I mean... floated..
. and reached BKM. An old father and son duo with a care taker were the occupants of that house at that time. Ghostji squeezed past through the window. Good... freely roamed around... I must tell you.. ghosts are invisible too... but, but why ghosts are invisible??? what is the use? then how Chandamama wale came to know there are tails?... probably.. you need special glasses to have a look at them ...
Mogambo Khush hua...
Come back.. come back....again..
ghost found the light switch... she knows what it is???... How do I know that it is she-ghost??? Ladkiyon ke alawa... no male is interested in them yaar... please understand...
Ok.. she found a switch and clicked on. light came up... clicked off... light gone... switched on... light came up... clicked off... light gone.. on.. off...
WOW! ghostji is graduated in Electrical Technology... good.. good... felt very proud to be very knowledgeable...
. Now what???? flew up to the water tanks on the terrace... strange looking rotating wheel... opened it... the caretaker found water coming down on its own... Ghost closed the faucet... water stopped... caretaker perplexed...
A nice game... closed the faucet.. opened the faucet... close..open...
Now..Now.. ghostji learnt Fluid mechanics too...
Ab kya???
Yaar... ask the father and son to learn computers... as it is high time that this knowledge-thirsty ghost must learn operating computers too...
So, friends!! if you wonder anytime... why ghosts always play with water taps or puts lights on and off in the movies... please do understand... they want to be tech-savvy ...how long can they stay in the darkness and roam around with lamps in their hands???
and you may find (if you wear those Mogambo wala glasses) a ghost may be standing in a corner and tweeting her friends... or standing at your head and asking you the wi-fi password...
Isiliye Deepa bolti hai.. raat ko darwaza mat kholna...
This story is based on the Deepa(DJ)'s threat to me... 😆😆
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Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
