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Forum se yaad aaya... few days ago, Shirley made a remark... that how many ways AshNi could get married... She is right... I think in our posts we did their marriage in every possible way...
They got married with the Ashirvad of elders... got married by eloping... Ashu got married to Mallika (I think that was Libra's FF) and then to Nidhi.. No age-gap marriage.. register marriage.... almost every flavour we have tasted...
and I think AshNi should celebrate as the first couple to get married in 1000 different ways...
But... hey wait... still hope is there... they can get married in the deep sea doing scuba diving .... can get married while flying in the hot air balloons...... can get married in the outer space...
Yes .. they can go to Mars or some other galaxy 😆😆
So, Here is the story ... where AshNi get married in the space... read on..
...
The leading neurologist Dr.Ashutosh never thought would get a chance for the space travel at the age of 42.
Till date his feet are firmly on the ground (read earth) of Lucknow and he is contended with his solitary life...
But it all happened when the supercomputer for the spaceship Alpha-13 to the nearest galaxy showed those strange signs of 'wear and tear' towards the end of each day...
Can a machine get wear and tear just like a human being?... No one thought before... but had to agree now.. especially, when the creator of the world's first organic computer...
Dr.Jagan Sandal Pujari confirmed with his numerous tests...
This all happened just two days before the launching of the spaceship. With the high reputation at stake, authorities had no choice but to agree to repair 'the neural condition' of the super computer enroute to its destination.
In his 150 page report Dr.J.S. Pujari not only explained the problem, but also stated that understanding the human fatigueness is very much necessary to nurse the computer back to health... He also rated Dr.Ashutosh very high for this mission...
Incidentally, killing two birds with one stone is Dr. JSP's main hobby.
Ashutosh got surprised to see an young intern Dr.Nidhi selected as his backup team cum right-hand (wo)man on board rather than his preference Dr. Mallika.
But he was equally glad that younger generation would learn how to on-off the power button on the computer in 12 seconds... rather than spending 12 years to understand whether the machine is 'on' or 'off'...
Do you think Mallika takes this easily... obviously NO. She knew about JSP's ideas... and... she programmed the computer...
(A small note: Here I must tell something about the intentions of the authorities... why did they want to choose a lady doctor to help Dr.A?.. reasons are obvious... The journey to the galaxy is so many light years away... incase, something happens to these two enroute.. next generation should be ready to take over. )
...
Somehow, the spaceship was successfully launched ...and Ashutosh and Nidhi gained their consciousness only now.
'Nidhi... where is the results file of the tests I have told you to conduct?'🥱
'ji... sir.. I saved them... got misplaced ... unable to find...'😕
'I cannot tolerate irresponsibility'😡
suddenly, there was a message to Ashutosh.. suggesting to dismiss Nidhi...
'Nidhi... you are dismissed'
'where will I go? into the outer space?'
'Oh.. yeah.. No I cannot dismiss.. '
... ... ... ... ... ...... ... ...... ... ...... ... ...... ... ...... ... ...
two days later,
'Nidhi... Baba made the moon so beautiful in the stories when I was young that I always wanted to own it'
'Now who is stopping sir? if you want I can show you the moon on my stroboscope...'
But.. hey... computer showed something more too... A red flag... Welcome to Mallika's Land...
'No Nidhi... Moon is not as beautiful as we think... it lifeless... no sparkling stars from here... not a blade of grass... let us forget it'
... ... ...
Both of them started getting bored with the journey... and they got married.. as there was nothing else to do...
.. while the stars surrounding them doing the honours of witness signatures.
... ... ...
Ashutosh fell down from his bunk bed and broke his hand... due to which Nidhi took over the controls completely... The Earth observation centre are now wondering..what was the need to send Ashutosh.. They could have sent Nidhi alone...
With Mallika's corrupted program,
all the planets seem to have attracted Nidhi ... and stars to Ashutosh...
stars to Ashutosh... and planets to Nidhi...
Planets to Nidhi... and stars to Ashutosh...
... ... ... ...
A red lettered message to the Earth centre...
"Spaceship fell into a blackhole...
.. and sorry ... we could not accomplish even the task of baby on board"
sabka exams /classes / office / appraisals kaisa chal raha hai?
Forum se yaad aaya... few days ago, Shirley made a remark... that how many ways AshNi could get married... She is right... I think in our posts we did their marriage in every possible way...
They got married with the Ashirvad of elders... got married by eloping... Ashu got married to Mallika (I think that was Libra's FF) and then to Nidhi.. No age-gap marriage.. register marriage.... almost every flavour we have tasted...
and I think AshNi should celebrate as the first couple to get married in 1000 different ways...
But... hey wait... still hope is there... they can get married in the deep sea doing scuba diving .... can get married while flying in the hot air balloons...... can get married in the outer space...
Yes .. they can go to Mars or some other galaxy 😆😆
So, Here is the story ... where AshNi get married in the space... read on..
...
The leading neurologist Dr.Ashutosh never thought would get a chance for the space travel at the age of 42.
Till date his feet are firmly on the ground (read earth) of Lucknow and he is contended with his solitary life...
But it all happened when the supercomputer for the spaceship Alpha-13 to the nearest galaxy showed those strange signs of 'wear and tear' towards the end of each day...
Can a machine get wear and tear just like a human being?... No one thought before... but had to agree now.. especially, when the creator of the world's first organic computer...
Dr.Jagan Sandal Pujari confirmed with his numerous tests...This all happened just two days before the launching of the spaceship. With the high reputation at stake, authorities had no choice but to agree to repair 'the neural condition' of the super computer enroute to its destination.
In his 150 page report Dr.J.S. Pujari not only explained the problem, but also stated that understanding the human fatigueness is very much necessary to nurse the computer back to health... He also rated Dr.Ashutosh very high for this mission...
Incidentally, killing two birds with one stone is Dr. JSP's main hobby.
Ashutosh got surprised to see an young intern Dr.Nidhi selected as his backup team cum right-hand (wo)man on board rather than his preference Dr. Mallika.
But he was equally glad that younger generation would learn how to on-off the power button on the computer in 12 seconds... rather than spending 12 years to understand whether the machine is 'on' or 'off'...
Do you think Mallika takes this easily... obviously NO. She knew about JSP's ideas... and... she programmed the computer...
(A small note: Here I must tell something about the intentions of the authorities... why did they want to choose a lady doctor to help Dr.A?.. reasons are obvious... The journey to the galaxy is so many light years away... incase, something happens to these two enroute.. next generation should be ready to take over. )
...
Somehow, the spaceship was successfully launched ...and Ashutosh and Nidhi gained their consciousness only now.
'Nidhi... where is the results file of the tests I have told you to conduct?'🥱
'ji... sir.. I saved them... got misplaced ... unable to find...'😕
'I cannot tolerate irresponsibility'😡
suddenly, there was a message to Ashutosh.. suggesting to dismiss Nidhi...
'Nidhi... you are dismissed'
'where will I go? into the outer space?'
'Oh.. yeah.. No I cannot dismiss.. '
... ... ... ... ... ...... ... ...... ... ...... ... ...... ... ...... ... ...
two days later,
'Nidhi... Baba made the moon so beautiful in the stories when I was young that I always wanted to own it'
'Now who is stopping sir? if you want I can show you the moon on my stroboscope...'
But.. hey... computer showed something more too... A red flag... Welcome to Mallika's Land...
'No Nidhi... Moon is not as beautiful as we think... it lifeless... no sparkling stars from here... not a blade of grass... let us forget it'
... ... ...
Both of them started getting bored with the journey... and they got married.. as there was nothing else to do...
.. while the stars surrounding them doing the honours of witness signatures.... ... ...
Ashutosh fell down from his bunk bed and broke his hand... due to which Nidhi took over the controls completely... The Earth observation centre are now wondering..what was the need to send Ashutosh.. They could have sent Nidhi alone...
With Mallika's corrupted program,
all the planets seem to have attracted Nidhi ... and stars to Ashutosh...
stars to Ashutosh... and planets to Nidhi...
Planets to Nidhi... and stars to Ashutosh...
... ... ... ...
A red lettered message to the Earth centre...
"Spaceship fell into a blackhole...
.. and sorry ... we could not accomplish even the task of baby on board"
Ishaani
Cricket
