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Chandani raat thi,woh mere saath thi.waah waah waah waah are shayri nahi hai bhai irshaad mat karo! Bechare Ashutosh so nahi pa rahe the aur biwi ko khush karneke liye keh diya wish karna chahta hoo! Badle badle sarkaar najar aate hai.Biwi ke pehelu me ghuse jaate hai.aajkal ashutosh ko apne biwi pe bada laad aata hai.hum toh bahoot khush hai yaar.Hey Panduranga!inhe aise hi khush aur sada muskurate rakhna.Kya scene tha?raat to thi upar se Nidhi ne light off ki aur main to haath me pop-corn leke baithi aur dekha toh do badi badi parchhaiya diwalo par.Muze toh Nursat Fateh Ali sahab ki yaad aa gai unke ek gana tha Afreen Afreen.kya must gana tha usme last me aisa hi shadow tha unka.Kya pyaar se dance kar rahe dono soniyo pe.Hey ram,kisi aur gaane pe karte yaar. Aajkal humare hero ko bhi Bollywood ke hero ke jaisa jogging ka chaska chada hai.ghar me him gym khol dete hai.Do din practice ki ki paise kharcha karoo ya nahi yeh jogging equipment ke liye fir leke aaye yeh Ashutosh ji.Biwi kitne pyaar se ishare kar rahi thi.Fir achanak kya hua ki unki tai tai fiss kar di ki 40 saal ke lagte hai aap.Come on darling,ladkiyose keheti toh woh behosh hi ho jati bhale hi woh 50 ki kyon na ho.Aur Ashutosh ne tight hug karke kya jawab diya hai yaar.Muaahh.Jiyo mere Nathulal.Pyar ho to inke jaisa. Dubney ji aapka karya kaal lagta hai pura hone ko hai.Tabhi to aap apne bakhan khud hi kar rahe hai.Bol bachan kahi ke? ise kehete hai Vinashkaale viparit budhi.Baba ke saamne unki naatin ke show ko circus keh rahe hai.Abhimaan to Raja Ravan ka Naahi tika tha to aapka kis khet ki muli hai.Aur Ashutosh ne bhi karara jawaab tha,"jahaa aaj Nidhi aur Aditi hai wahaa kal aap aur baba bhi rahe honge." jiyo bravo ! Aur Dubey woh apne nakli batisi dikhakar bhaag gaye.Dubey ji,aap apne nakli daat pe kaun sa munjan lagate hai.Unhone kahaa,'Koyala aur Namak mix karke." Tabhi inki jabaan kaali hai bilkul.Kabhi bacho ki khushi aaur mehnat nahi dikhti inhe.Magroor kahi ke. Aditi ne bhi fashion ke guru milaan ko pray karke khush karne ki koshish ki.isi me tera dimaag chalta hai.Tu fashion designer kyon nahi bani re?khamkha mareejo pe sankat bani hui hai Show shuru huwa aur jaise hi anchor ne Anjalika Rangnath kahaa,Dueby ki aankhe fati ki futi reh gai.Soch rahe ki saare docotrs ki biwiya meri virosh party me aur Rangnath ne kitne proud se ishara kiya meri biwi hai.saare patient ne kitni duaye ki,woh yeh dekhana chahte the ki humari doctor sahibaa kitni mehnati hai sub kitna achha manage kati hai.Ab nayee machine aayegi,behtar ilaaj hoga marijo ka.Jo baat in becharo ko samaj aati hai woh Dubey ko kyon nahi aati?Unki akal pe toh pathar pade hai.Ulte pade ghade par kitna bhi pani daalo ghada nahi bharta.Priyanka buri khabar layi ki show stopper bharti hone wale hai taang tuti.Use bolo naye saal,naye ward bananeke baad bharti hona shubh shagoon karna theek hai.Ise hum kehete hai Dukaal me Adhik maas.Sub ka BP check karo,jaroor badh gaya hoga. Precap : chal bhai shuru hoja,dikha de apna jalwa.Kal banenge Ashutosh Nidhi ke taraanhaar.wohi bachayenge Fashion show ki laaj,krishna kanhaiya bankar.
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