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I am back with kundali ghyan.Jaise hi mera title padhenge sab log sochenge ki ise kuchh kaam dhanda nahi hai kya jo sabki kundali banati hai,par kya karoo?haath me badi jorose khujli hoti hai inhe[ks] dekhkar,bada gussa aata hai,waise humne salman bhaiya se promise kiya hai ki hum gussa nahi karenge,woh bahoot cool hai na! Kitna mast naam rakha hai aapke pujya mata aur pita ne Kapil,humare bahoot hi manyawar cricketer hai.Waise Shakspere ne kahaa hai aur Mudraji ne yeh sabit bhi kiya hai ki what is there in the name.Kahaa woh jaabaj Jat,desh ka naam roshan karnewala aur kahaa yeh 200 kg gehu ka dhela,chhee,thoda khana kam kijiye. Aapki kundali me na shani to aap khud hi hai,bechare sare grah som,mangal aur budh to shikayat karte hai ki aap to unka bhi khana kha jate ho.Hey bhagwan!case to ladne jate nahi ho,sirf rangu ko dekhkar ladne lagte ho. Hambe! aapko bhagwan ne itni achhi beti di hai,kyon uski zindagi kharab karna chahate ho?jeene do na use?usme bhi char aani kam hai,kharcha hai usme bhi.kahi jaate kyon nahi?waise aapko ek baat puchhni thi agar beti London Paris Newyork[picture ka title nahi hai yeh]jaati to kya aap use is tarah baar baar bulate?socho socho.[sochne ke liye dimag chahiye aur aapne to apna dimag bhade pe chadhaya hai] Aapke zindagi me sade saati aayi thi jab aapko attack aaya tha,ab yeh jaroori nahi hai ki aap apna attack ka badla rangu se le?aap sab ka khana thoos thoos se khaye aur fir hajam na ho to woh galti kiski?dining table bhi nahi bachega aap se. Aur agar sharab hajam nahi hoti to fir pite kyon ho?pehle pyaasi aur do peg me Zaansi?aur pk ludakne ke liye Cournal verma pe geero bechare rangnath ka kandha kyon duba rahe ho?aur aap to apne jamaneme khane ke master the,Indian,Chinees,Maxican Muglai, Haidrabadi, Punjabi, South Indian sab to pet me daal chuke hai ab ranga pe tel ghee kyon band karwa rahe ho,rangu ki maa aayegi toh kya kahegi,"Aaiyayo aiyo,aiyayo,Hey bhagwan!khud ko attack aaya to mera beta ka khana band karwaega?bechara mera rangu Naan se papad ho gaya,Kaddu se tamatar ho gaya,Ful se pati ho gaya,Dekh samadhi teri maine samaadhi na banwai Chandni chowk me to kehena?Mian bhi gai bhais charanewali bebo nahi
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