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Those answers were tewtally fab!Originally posted by: deepa_jd
What's the opposite of opposite? reverse opposite Can you cry under water? need to cry ..just pretend you are .. How important does a person have to be before he is considered assassinated instead of just murdered? important enuf that someone risks his life enuf n be prepared 2 either kill himself or risk gng 2 jail... If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? coz they dont have money of their own...they branch so that they can accumulate public money Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? no idea..am a veggie
Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? service tax d thoughts
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? yup ...thats ppl they are at their best when loved ones cremate them Why does a round pizza come in a square box? marketing strategy.. they wanna make us think they are givin us more pizza
What disease did cured ham actually have? again no idea..am a veggie
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? coz door ke dhol suhane lagte hain Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up about every two hours? coz they never heard their screamin when they were babies If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? yup coz other ppl can still hear each other.. majority wins
What happens when the future has come and gone? nothin coz we are still stuck in between If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? no they will think ur being sensible Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? coz a movie eventually come on tv Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? coz the bldng ppl advertise well n thse ppl r fools
How come we choose from just two people for president and fifty for Miss America? coz only 2 ppl are the dumbest of the dumb ..already beaten other dumb ppl.. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes and from Finland Fines? coz holland ppl dint choose 2 b called so
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? coz it dint like its name
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? no they dont but they have no choice Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'? very much..
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk? technically yes but who can make the fly understand that
thanks for d questions.. loved usin my pea brain.. sorry for the late reply
