hello frends
when i was updating another post with the pics some possible funny dialouges came to my mind n thought y not make my family laugh a bit waise bhi
Dr. asthana ne kahan hain laughing is very good for health😉
ok i ill go in order
anju :sorry mama i used ur makeup for last to days u know bcoz of these rains my makeup box just flowed away in the rains
nitz: oh not a prob anju infact i suggest u take vanshi's makeup kit it will help u to look more beautiful n keep kavya in control coz that reva she always sees kavya in that emotional way n u know na kavya is an emotional fool he might fall for her infact i suggest u even use romis make up kit u know sandy has sent her also a gud one n u know what anju i think shoru has robbed kavya's lenses so i guess thats also one reason y he cant see
anju:what no mama kavya never had specs(thinking how mama knows soham wears lenses)
nits:anju u dont know i saw kavya reading a book with specs on n i think he uses lenses so that he can attract u n thats y u dont know abt it but shourya has taken away n thats y he doesnt notice ur makeup n lipstick
anju: ok mama now i n u will investigate about lenses n mama i will use the make up kits u suggested also but u shud promise me one more thin that u will help me take vanshi chachi's make up kit ok
nits :sure dear but we will have to rob it but no worry robbing has been my khandaaani business see saket he is still in jail n in investigation romi will teach me dont u worry
anju :thanks mama ur a darling
shoru(to himself): eeeeeeeeeh my hands what khatara scooter is this
dida:suniye ji main aapke 1960's ke LS scooty main nahin traval karungi dhuen (smoke ) se agar main kaali ho gayi to aur mere status oh god ! pas waali mrs chopra kya sochengi
shoru (to himself): hmmm thank god dida has some brains otherwise if any one saw bauji in this scooty my status n image in the society would be so bad coz when kavya died i had to rome with him all over the state to convince him for my marriage with anju
bauji to dida : ok darling shourya will take us in car damad nahin to driver hi sahi kavya u also join us
sohu(to himself): oh god ! now i will have to go to mandir also kya ka karna pad raha hai anju ke pyar mein uff
sohu- bauji :ya sure bauji i ill just call my better half
sohu(to himself): if anju doesnt come then i will really get bored coz when anju is there mera time pass to usse ghurne mein hi ho jaata hai😳
sohu-himself: aaj to accha time pass ho jayega anju is looking so cute with that saari acha hua maine mana nahin kiya
anju-herself :did sohu notice my lipstick i have done lot of hardwork to rob it from vanshi chachi's cupboard i hope he is getting attracted to me 😃
anju-herself : oh god sohu dint compliment me today remove ur glasses dumbo look at me otherwise all my hardwork will go waste
sohu-anju
anju:yes😳
sohu: anju😕
anju :yes😳
sohu : anju now what shud i do in the mandir
anju: what u wanted to ask me this 😡
sohu: what happen i was asking coz i have never stepped in mandir
anju: i will tell u remove ur shoes n hit ur own head😡
sohu:aiiin😕
anju-god : oh god pls help me give sohu some sense he never compliments me after that party he has hardly seen me i do so much for him look good rob make up kits n finally he doesnt even comment on my beauty
sohu-god - god pls give me strength to control my self i always try n act that i am not attracted to anju but she now a days looks so beautiful that i really cant control my self i want to compliment her but always that shoru is around us n he will kill me also if i get even lil close to anju what shud i do god ek taraf jaan ek traf jahan
shoru-himself arey dur hat itna chipak raha n anju u never use to let me touch ur face also n so comfortably u doing the puja hand in hand with sohu 😡agar isne tumhare aur paas aane ki koshish ki i will kill him also😡
shoru-himself :aain what is bauji telling sohu or is sohu complaining to bauji abt me that i am threatning him if yes then i will have to stop him man yeh to meri chutti kar va dega
bauji :kavya what happened dear u look really upset n even anju y u both are not like b4
sohu- himself :after an award winning performance also i am getting complaints this nanda family na never staisfied
sohu-bauji: nothin like that bauji everythin is fine but its only that we dont get time for each other u know
bauji: ohhh dear u shud go for a holiday n dont worry i will keep that chipkali shourya away from u n even reva i will call her home everyday so that they both dont come to disturb u
sohu- oh bauji what a gr8 idea i love u bauji i will go home n immediately start packing
sohu- himself -ab aaye na line bauji anju n me on a holiday without that chipkali shoru n reva bhagvaan aapne meri sunli thank u bhagvan n bauji pure week mein pehli baar aapne meri baat suni hai to meri taraf se appko ek jhappi
sohu-bauji:oh bauji i love u (hugging him)
romi:see nit bhabhi now 1st step to investigation is keep the eyees on him
nits :what how can i keep my eye on him i need it for myself
romi :no no i meant to say follow the hims
nits :ohhh ok i will do it romi then after that
romi :then u calls the alls the his the frends n asks the thems if he has givens the thems the chori ka maals
nits: ohhhh k thanks romi
sohu-himself - anju dont worry now we will soon be alone away from this bad world pls come up to see me ok i have a plan which will help me know u love me or love me not
anju-herself-😠he again dint notice me
shoru:anju u look gud today
anju-herslf- gud my foot u i wont spare u u knew soham has power still u robbed his lenses n becoz of that he has not even complimented gud from last 2 days u just wait n watch shoru what i do to u
shoru- anju - anju what happened u dint say thanks
anju-shoru- no nothin actually u know i am lil i mean i feel dizzy
shoru -anju - suddenly what happened
anju-murmerring to hersel: no actually u smell ur self u will get the answer
anju-shoru: ok i have some work i have to go up
shoru:😕 what happen to anju now omg! did she come to know that i din have bath from last 4 days coz of the rains n today coz of the scooter
nits to few frends off shopurya - hi this is shoru's aunt actually i wanted to know if shoru has given u a pair of lenses or no
frend:no aunty i dont have a pair of lenses but shourya has given me a red makeup kit a motorola pink mobile phone a small white iPod n all ,he says that he stays some where else so he cant keep his new things there
nits: what ! no dear all that things our ours that mobile phone is anju's that iPod is nihaal's shoru has robbed so many things oh my house gosh i hope he hasnt got that heriditary disease from his mamu
frend:what disease aunty
nits:schiezophania dear the disease in which people keep robbing things without even knowing
frend: what! no wonder when ever shoru comes here somethin or the other is missing after he leaves , aunty i will talk to u later coz i have to make a list of everythin robbed n take everythin back so bye
nits:hello hello
nits :god so now i will have to make a list of past 1n 1/2 yrs this nimz na she din tell me b4 oh god now i will have to investigate about her also n who knows may be arav also is suffering from the same disease i have to keep an eye on them as i cant trust nimz
anju-sohu:i am sorry in the temple i told
sohu :no no its perfectly alright
anju-herself- pls tell something pls comment about me somethin
sohu:by the way nice shade of ur lipstick u look really pretty
anju-herself-😛finally he noticed oh hes wearing his specs thats y dont worry dear i will get a new pair of lenses for u
anju-sohu- thanks😳 by the way y r u packing ur bag
sohu -actually i have to go to silvasa for some office work
anju-what! ur going no pls i mean wait i am busy for the next 2 days if u can postpone ur plan i would love to come with u
sohu :oh sure actually i was planning the smae , to postpone i was thinking b4 i go if 2morrow to visit the hospital it wud be better so i guess 2 days later will be better
sohu-himself -yes she likes me plan succesful
anju :oh gr8
anju-i will help u unpack ur bag
sohu -no its fine
anju:oh comeone
anju-herself oh wow his hands are so soft
anju hummimng - herself in mind -mere haath mein tera hathh ho............
sohu: woah i was waiting for one such moment
shoru-himself:abey oi what are u doing teri to uff i cant go near anju also i am stinking so much what shud i do i wont leave u sohammmmmmmmm😡
hope u all enjoyed my pj's
pls feel free to add ur jokes to n take no offense on my pj's
i will wait for ur comments eagerly
lots of love
anu