Daily Dose #15. Daljeet & Lallu SPECIAL!! - Page 3

Originally posted by: **~SoniHinnU~**

Ash: My dil goes mmmmmmmmmmm for grass ..karti hoon usse baatein...lagta hain mota hone wala hain...
hahahahahaha...Bhooki kahin ki.....Shes gonna get moti with grass....and then give brith to baby grass🤣🤣haww can u imagine it LMAO..😆😆😆graas walli hair too😆😆
killz it man....she beats the preggy man🤣haha nah man he beats everyone..next level thing that is 😆


^^^ fake scissors...😆😆😆she's gona cut her hair off with her fake scissors..bold headed bane chali 😆
haha Anshu when we need a haircut we can go to her for freeee😆😆init but she might do a wak job man 😆
goli maar then...lets do it ourself😆nahh man get a professional dude😆😆😆




DJ: Somebody come and dhakha maar me 😡😡😡 I need booting up the backside NOWW..whose there..come on don't be afraid..me doesn't bite😊...look I am even ready for it...
Haha it would be my pleasure....or do ju wanna do it Anshu??!!😆 Very happy in my heart koi mujhe daka maare reee😆u go first 😆laaat marrrrr😆

hahaha ok done...ur turnnn😆mines sent her to marsssss😆


Warning: Remix here..😆Hope you recognise the song..If you don't then let me know!!😃
Ermmmm what song is this...fanaa?!no mohaabetein😆
ok Got it now!!!phewwwwwww😆


DJ: rukh ja oh dil deewane....main aati hoon 🤓🤓🤓 My arm is stuck in mid air...flying...🤓🤓🤓
Haha she looks funny in that picccc.....her expression🤣🤣these pics r just good man😆
yeee thanks anshu and khushi...hehe u welcomeeee😃😃


Preet: haww what is she doing 😲 wrestling against herself 😲....

DJ: finally rest time...muhahaha...pink dupatta....udhagaya....where are ju...I can't find ju...come out where ever ju are....polluting the sky...
Hahahaha wrestling with herself....u seen the size of her hand....One punch in the face and she's gone🤣🤣🤣NEWSFLASH woman has plastic surgery due to punching herself in theface😆😆ano man..massive hand or wottttttttttt😆hawww publish in the paper😆😆
yeee front page haha with massive pic of her hand!ano pplz wud get scared man😆


Lallu: Let me give myself aashirwaad...👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼Maybe I will run 45657591474654 miles then 😊😊shabash to me👏👏👏..I will never finish but I will try...😊😊
Shabaaaash keep holding onto ur invisible hair otherwise it might fall off😃ano and den gone bold head😆😆😆
but hez already bald...or is the bald head a wig?!🤣hahaha nahh he's got patches ninittt😆


Lallu: Hunchback of notre dame 😆^^^ in that pic...😆 back got busted whilst running..A horse jumped on his back and made it bent 😆😆😆
LMAO let me guess.....u got this from Of Mice And Men?!😆😆😆That man was jowkes...what was his name....Crooks?🤣nah man that never came across me at the time of writing😆jsut random init..but now u said it😆😆😆
haha im getting that book on CD! jokes man!omggg haha have u seen the video at skl 😲 its so hilarious..lennie is some HUMOUNGOUS beasttttttt😆


Lallu: better be careful..wouldn't wanna break a leg 😊😊😊 Prem will have to operate on me otherwise...😊😊😊
Hahaha broken leg😆Reminds me of...ahem....Ricky paaji🤣nah man he's NOSE DUDE.now wid broken leg😆😆😆
Hes leg dude too now ano haha shameeeeeeee😆




See you all on Monday...😆don't miss me too much till then😆😆😆

Originally posted by: *VaVaVoom14*

Awwwwwww it was really great Anshu!! I appreciate how much effort ju put in to entertain us!👏👏👏 Thanks alot for the awesome surprise....I have to say its gotta be the funniest dose🤣 and thanks to Khushi for the pics!!😃

Originally posted by: **~SoniHinnU~**

Ash: My dil goes mmmmmmmmmmm for grass ..karti hoon usse baatein...lagta hain mota hone wala hain...
hahahahahaha...Bhooki kahin ki.....Shes gonna get moti with grass....and then give brith to baby grass🤣🤣haww can u imagine it LMAO..😆😆😆graas walli hair too😆😆
killz it man....she beats the preggy man🤣haha nah man he beats everyone..next level thing that is 😆
haha i saw da pic...cudnt find da baby tho!LMAO the man was funnier 😆😆😆

^^^ fake scissors...😆😆😆she's gona cut her hair off with her fake scissors..bold headed bane chali 😆
haha Anshu when we need a haircut we can go to her for freeee😆😆init but she might do a wak job man 😆
goli maar then...lets do it ourself😆nahh man get a professional dude😆😆😆
but can u afford one?!oh yesh I can😆😆ccan ju😆😆😆



DJ: Somebody come and dhakha maar me 😡😡😡 I need booting up the backside NOWW..whose there..come on don't be afraid..me doesn't bite😊...look I am even ready for it...
Haha it would be my pleasure....or do ju wanna do it Anshu??!!😆 Very happy in my heart koi mujhe daka maare reee😆u go first 😆laaat marrrrr😆

hahaha ok done...ur turnnn😆mines sent her to marsssss😆
hawww make sure she dont come back then she defo wont...glued to the aliens there😆😆😆


Preet: haww what is she doing 😲 wrestling against herself 😲....

DJ: finally rest time...muhahaha...pink dupatta....udhagaya....where are ju...I can't find ju...come out where ever ju are....polluting the sky...
Hahahaha wrestling with herself....u seen the size of her hand....One punch in the face and she's gone🤣🤣🤣NEWSFLASH woman has plastic surgery due to punching herself in theface😆😆ano man..massive hand or wottttttttttt😆hawww publish in the paper😆😆
yeee front page haha with massive pic of her hand!ano pplz wud get scared man😆
her hand ish gonna grab ju anshu mwahahaha already grabbed u and gobbled ju👏


Lallu: Hunchback of notre dame 😆^^^ in that pic...😆 back got busted whilst running..A horse jumped on his back and made it bent 😆😆😆
LMAO let me guess.....u got this from Of Mice And Men?!😆😆😆That man was jowkes...what was his name....Crooks?🤣nah man that never came across me at the time of writing😆jsut random init..but now u said it😆😆😆
haha im getting that book on CD! jokes man!omggg haha have u seen the video at skl 😲 its so hilarious..lennie is some HUMOUNGOUS beasttttttt😆
i dont remember haha we only saw a bit!omg watch it..lennie kills it😆😆😆

Lallu: better be careful..wouldn't wanna break a leg 😊😊😊 Prem will have to operate on me otherwise...😊😊😊
Hahaha broken leg😆Reminds me of...ahem....Ricky paaji🤣nah man he's NOSE DUDE.now wid broken leg😆😆😆
Hes leg dude too now ano haha shameeeeeeee😆
haha bechara...he goes to me....u alwayz wanted my leg to rbeak...and am lyk...wtf u on about?!😆😆😆he lies init bloody nose dude😆😆😆



See you all on Monday...😆don't miss me too much till then😆😆😆

Originally posted by: *VaVaVoom14*

Originally posted by: *VaVaVoom14*

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OH GOD 🤣 Anshu you rocked 2day's daily dose.......i cant stop laufing....you should of warned us not to have any kind food or drink next to us.... had a accident... 🤣 🤣woohoo thanks a lot!!😃😃keep laughing...hawww what kinda accident did u have 🤔 or shudnt I ask😆
😆 Anshu mann... it isnt what your thinking..... god i have more self control then that.... was having tea.... and what happened next you can guess

there is too much to comment on.... lubbbbed DJ's one.... god i'l love to kick her any day....and the picture was just wicked and ewwwww no pappi from her please.....*running the other way*
and you know how much i love the sumo ones.... you killed it this time with her wrestling with herself 🤣 was there any permanent damage????? please say yes 😆 😆 😆Yeah this whole post is so massive man 😲u go and kick her init..she wont mind 😆ano man i know u LOVE the sumo ones.. I think loadsa people dooo😆yesh permanant damage to her friggin body 🤣🤣🤣
ahhhh music to my ears.... damage to her friggin body hehehe.... if only someone will do martial arts and aim for her head.... brainless DJ.... theres an idea 😆

but man was Lallu's captions hilarious
him running 45657591474654 miles... hahaha your kidding right.... the guy will die on the spot after doing 19764584567 miles......ahhhh will be happy then.....
🤣no way haha i aint joking u know 😲 u know him and his running😆bloody heck shame if he dies then😆at least we'll get rid of him then😃
getting rid of lallu wont be easy and we have witnessed that the old bhudda aint gna die anytime soon.... soo our only aim is to make him run to Timbuktu 🤣

this one killed me.... i went into laughter attack.... 🤣 🤣 🤣 that killed it man... his pose made it funnier 😆
cant get enough of this picture.... treasuring this moment.... only time the man was seen as a chicken singing......😆


Anshu i lubbbed your surprise, every songle one was amazingly wicked.... and it was totally worth the wait.... nice one yaar... made a dull day into a humorous one...... thank you!!!!!!! until monday then.... 🤗 aww thanks a lot!!😃😃😃woohoo i'm so glad u enjoyed..hehe..see ya on monday😆
your welcome hun.... wicked post

Originally posted by: salma_786786

Originally posted by: **~SoniHinnU~**

Ash: My dil goes mmmmmmmmmmm for grass ..karti hoon usse baatein...lagta hain mota hone wala hain...
hahahahahaha...Bhooki kahin ki.....Shes gonna get moti with grass....and then give brith to baby grass🤣🤣haww can u imagine it LMAO..😆😆😆graas walli hair too😆😆
killz it man....she beats the preggy man🤣haha nah man he beats everyone..next level thing that is 😆
haha i saw da pic...cudnt find da baby tho!LMAO the man was funnier 😆😆😆
i know rightttt😆he was bloody massive man😆

^^^ fake scissors...😆😆😆she's gona cut her hair off with her fake scissors..bold headed bane chali 😆
haha Anshu when we need a haircut we can go to her for freeee😆😆init but she might do a wak job man 😆
goli maar then...lets do it ourself😆nahh man get a professional dude😆😆😆
but can u afford one?!oh yesh I can😆😆ccan ju😆😆😆
u do mine initttt ill pay u extra coz u need money😆no man am fine thank you!!😆u go ahead 😆😆😆

hahaha ok done...ur turnnn😆mines sent her to marsssss😆
hawww make sure she dont come back then she defo wont...glued to the aliens there😆😆😆
Is she magnetic??!😆aluminum shtyleeeee😆

Preet: haww what is she doing 😲 wrestling against herself 😲....

DJ: finally rest time...muhahaha...pink dupatta....udhagaya....where are ju...I can't find ju...come out where ever ju are....polluting the sky...
Hahahaha wrestling with herself....u seen the size of her hand....One punch in the face and she's gone🤣🤣🤣NEWSFLASH woman has plastic surgery due to punching herself in theface😆😆ano man..massive hand or wottttttttttt😆hawww publish in the paper😆😆
yeee front page haha with massive pic of her hand!ano pplz wud get scared man😆
her hand ish gonna grab ju anshu mwahahaha already grabbed u and gobbled ju👏
Liar im shtill here😆😆she ulti'd ju quick den😆

Lallu: Hunchback of notre dame 😆^^^ in that pic...😆 back got busted whilst running..A horse jumped on his back and made it bent 😆😆😆
LMAO let me guess.....u got this from Of Mice And Men?!😆😆😆That man was jowkes...what was his name....Crooks?🤣nah man that never came across me at the time of writing😆jsut random init..but now u said it😆😆😆
haha im getting that book on CD! jokes man!omggg haha have u seen the video at skl 😲 its so hilarious..lennie is some HUMOUNGOUS beasttttttt😆
i dont remember haha we only saw a bit!omg watch it..lennie kills it😆😆😆
ohhhh haha it might be on Utube!! find it man JOKESS😆
Lallu: better be careful..wouldn't wanna break a leg 😊😊😊 Prem will have to operate on me otherwise...😊😊😊
Hahaha broken leg😆Reminds me of...ahem....Ricky paaji🤣nah man he's NOSE DUDE.now wid broken leg😆😆😆
Hes leg dude too now ano haha shameeeeeeee😆
haha bechara...he goes to me....u alwayz wanted my leg to rbeak...and am lyk...wtf u on about?!😆😆😆he lies init bloody nose dude😆😆😆
i know man shtoppiiiddd liarrr😆gadheraaaaaaaaaa😆


See you all on Monday...😆don't miss me too much till then😆😆
dont worry no ones missing u yea no one ever does 😃😃😃

Originally posted by: *VaVaVoom14*

hiii😃😆😆oye okies I will take the FULL blame today😆only because I found the captions funny too😆...oye no u aram se sitting...😃😆no running karring todayyyy😃😆😆
Heylo.. full blame ya coz ishh not blame ishh credit..😆 Ya I m sitting now tired of running😆

green muh is jokes when used like this😆😆😆haha the pic turned out wickeddddd😆
Yaaa remix ishh ur asar.. and ya all pics turned out wicked nahi😃

🤣🤣🤣 ishh taklu the inspiration.. fake scissors🤣🤣oh yeshh u seen the patches on his headddd😆 ya can any one miss that🤣
i duno 😲 dont ask....*closes eyes*😆😆😆random as usual😆😆😆.. okie okie not asking but like I saw always random ones ur best ones😃

🤣🤣🤣tan by eyes🤣🤣👏hehhehee😆😆😆.. Innovative sachi😃
this was my fave from them all😆pic was the best thing that made the caption GOOD😃😃😃hehehe 😆😆😆mardalaaaaaaaa😆
hahahahaha ya pic selection nay maar dala.. oh I can see y ur fav lol🤣

Ya it was😆woohoo😆😆😆 *dancey*
LMAOOOO enuf said ur reaction made me LAFF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oyeee stop laffing at my post-dose pagal reactions🤣


hawww told ju stop running..she's not allowed to kisss u 😆
Ya the amount of running I do in ur post..havent done that much combined in whole of me life.. Thank God ju told.. *sits down* Phew!🤣🤣

👏hasha ysehhh coz ju know na, no DJ captions r gud without sumo😆haha yeshh thats the proper lyrics😆 Yayy I pehchaned.. Ya jaisey Prem aur trees.. Heer aur Bhashans waisay hi Dj aur sumo ka janam janam ka saath hai😊🤣🤣🤣

super glued to the air🤣stuckk 😆 hahahaha that muh kills it🤣
against herself even then she wud not win🤣🤣loser kahiki😆 aur nahi tou kya lol
hawww yesh ju were my inspiration here LOL😆heheheh....where art thou dupatta😆 🤣🤣🤣 Oh thee duppata thou dont thee hide .. Thy come out.. thy has to come and hide thee muh🤣🤣...
Haww me inspiration for Dj caption .. hayeeeeeee wat luck😆

👏hahahahah😆😆😆 seriously u r just too good😃

Bored... woh kya hota hai😆me doesnt know😆😆 ya u better not know

i know na, run run as fast as ju can😆😆😆he cnt get nobody else aashirwwwadddddd😆😆😆 haww yaaa Lallu kaheen ka🤣

🤣I dont know haha i cud only think of that when I wrote it😆😆😆😆😆 awww ishh alright.. wat he doesnt know wont hurt him😆

Horse tou theek hai na?? *worried muh*no it cried😆 Awww bechara😭

🤣 oh gosh his posee is the chicken wala pose🤣🤣🤣I lay eggs🤣 pakpak 🤣🤣🤣LMAO ur reaction is killing me 😆 oyee not more than ur caption killed me🤣
Haww I noticed how I picked up ur 'killing it' and u used 'killing me' hawwwww😃

🤣 what a remix hawww 🤣🤣🤣 perfect for the pic tho👏hahaha gosh phew ur reaction just kills it😆 ab caption aisii ho gi tou reaction aisa hi ho ga na😳😆

hahaha he broke the windows😆
Maybe more birdies will come from there.. they want a role in ur captions too🤣🤣🤣goshh hehe u kno me and my 😊😊😊usage too well😆yea he looks so funny man haha...look at him in shorts😆😆😆 yaaa I knowww 😊 usage kills me... ya uff him and short🤣🤣 and his harkatein on top of it😆


awwwwwwwww anshu too much ju r gosh hehehe..yesh and that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣careful of him😆..... loll that rofl or that buddha lol

Okie will do😊thank you 😊 un-welcome😊

Awww the effort shows and was worth it... Dose 15 was special and awesome👏
Kudos to Khushii👏 and Anchoo Head👏phew am glad u enjoyed it..hehe ur reactions killed meeeeee😆anchoo head 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL haan na the Super Anchoo Caption filled head👏... I m glad u dint find my reactions random lol

See you all on Monday...😆don't miss me too much till then😆😆😆
Mondayyy ishh too farrrrrrrrrr😭haww yesh me knows hehe...😆😆fikar not..dose will be daaled to ju😆😆

Daaled to ju 🤣🤣oyee kya matlab u aisey boling jaisey khaney agey daaling to lol u know what🤣 *khafa*

Originally posted by: -Faith-

Originally posted by: *VaVaVoom14*

Okay..This is the surprise I was talking about 😳😆😆 This whole post is dedicated to Khushi..And these are all the pics that she took..😆And then she sent them to me to work on 🤓 grrrrr so blame her if you don't like anything here..😊😊😊....This is a whole feast of captions..Some will be good, some won't muhahaha😃😆😆 Lets go 🤓😆😆do up your seat belt and make sure no one is else in the room 😆

thank you so much!!...dedicating to me..me in tears...😆 ya i took the pics thank u..mention not....😆😆😆 blame me if its good..not bad...😆 my bro was here in the room..so i was laughing silently like pagal girl....🤣



Ash: My dil goes mmmmmmmmmmm for grass ..karti hoon usse baatein...lagta hain mota hone wala hain...

😆😆😆 why grass??...is coz she's wearing green??..😆😆😆



^^^ fake scissors...😆😆😆she's gona cut her hair off with her fake scissors..bold headed bane chali 😆

didnt thought ud use this pic...😆😆😆 fake scissors...gosh ur too much..😆😆😆



DJ: keeping her food in with her left hand....🐷🤡 hand on head to control her eyebrow hairs 🐷falling down like no mans business 😲 control😵

Ash: Me giving you fake tan...by my eyes

😆her eyebrows can still be seen though...😆😆



DJ: Somebody come and dhakha maar me 😡😡😡 I need booting up the backside NOWW..whose there..come on don't be afraid..me doesn't bite😊...look I am even ready for it...

🤣this was the preview i had...😆

[side note: ^^ this one I found HILARIOUS..the pic is AWESOME😆]

hillarious def!...thank u me for the pic...😆😆😆



DJ: hai..what a nice kick... Ishq hua...

🤣🤣ishq hua!...kaise hua??...😆 who kicked her btw??..😆



Ek pappi for juuu...

😆😆😆no thanks!...😆 lallu is available...😆

Warning: Remix here..😆Hope you recognise the song..If you don't then let me know!!😃



^^ waiting for her next sumo opponenet...Come on me waiting..with eyes closed..aankhein khuli ho ya band ho...Sumo mera hota hain..kaise kahoon main o yaara yeh puncture kaise hota hain...

🤣🤣🤣 love u use the sumo captions...😆 im singing the song now...😆



DJ: rukh ja oh dil deewane....main aati hoon 🤓🤓🤓 My arm is stuck in mid air...flying...🤓🤓🤓

haha!....😆😆😆



Preet: haww what is she doing 😲 wrestling against herself 😲....

DJ: finally rest time...muhahaha...pink dupatta....udhagaya....where are ju...I can't find ju...come out where ever ju are....polluting the sky...

good one...😆 wrestling against herself coz no one wants to do sumo with her...😆😆😆



^^ pretending she's on a excercise machine 🤡🤡🤡wah wah...me doing excercise..oh what a feeling 👎🏼

she on a treadmill???...😆😆 def. looks like it...😆😆😆

Okay next lot.....Hope you ain't bored yet.....😳😳😳:

def. not bored!...😆😆😆



Lallu: Let me give myself aashirwaad...👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼Maybe I will run 45657591474654 miles then 😊😊shabash to me👏👏👏..I will never finish but I will try...😊😊

😆😆😆ashirwad to himself...😆😆🤣 he will never finish the run..he wont even start....😆 he has breathing problem remember one epi wen he got asthma atack??...🤣🤣




Lallu: Hunchback of notre dame 😆^^^ in that pic...😆 back got busted whilst running..A horse jumped on his back and made it bent 😆😆😆

hunchback...gosh! 🤣🤣🤣🤣



Lallu: Me chicken...*making chicken noises* I lay eggs 🤡🤡🤡 hands on hips too..See me can also be chicken..🤡

one of my fav pic...🤣 u shud see the video...he was really acting like a chiken..🤣



Lallu: Say ba ba black sheep everyone... Roop hain tera sona, soni tere sheep jaisi...

Gayatree: arey stop dancing.. can't you see there's a broken window there coz you started naach-ing 😡 bas karo bhudha..sheep bane chale..go do running..

😆lol broken window...even our monitor screen wud broke...🤣



Lallu: better be careful..wouldn't wanna break a leg 😊😊😊 Prem will have to operate on me otherwise...😊😊😊

here it is...SEXY LEGS...🤣🤣🤣🤣



Lallu: wahhhh I became professional leg twister...Shake your leg...woohfoo...before they break and I can't run no more 🥺

😆😆😆no song for this??....😆😆😆🤣

Anything you don't understand please do tell me..😃😆😆

understood everything...😆

Phewwwwww finally done 😵Excuse any errors coz this post took soooooo long to do😆...Gosh this took ages 😳😆

not my fault...😊😆

u did a brillant job with these pics...👏🤣🤣 cant stop laughing...🤣

...Anyway hope you guys enjoyed dose #15 😃😃😃....And once again this whole post..the idea for it is all thanks to Khushiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😃and my head for all the captions 🤣...

yay!..thanks to us!...very special indeed!...😆🤣 my pics n ur brain...😆

See you all on Monday...😆don't miss me too much till then😆😆😆

😆😆😆will wait...me not missing u...😆😆😆 we talk thru PM...😆