Well its weekend for us KDMHMD'ans and I am back with my take on the show...as I did last week I am going to pick a show and change it to my version..This time I am picking 25th June show(the one were lallu goes postal) and like before the events will remain the same as the show but the dialouges are totally different...no offense to the show but for light laughter...
Okay the show starts will lallu in the office of the hotel....
Lallu: Oh noooo did i just see prem there???gosh gaya3 will kill me now if prem decides to change his mind and move back...and i am so coward i dont know what to do???maybe call QB and get her input??afterall she is my lifesaver....and i am her's(and he starts singing the song "i was made for loving you baby with the whole...Kiss actions and all)
Preet: Great he has another attack, harman give me the meds and please stop copying my expressions...use your own or go buy a new one
Harman: Shut up preet!!! i dont have the meds.....and I am not copying your expressions i am copying prem's..so there and let the loser talk he will shut up eventually....try tuning him out..its the best, most of our viewers do that
Then the manager comes:
Manager: sir what are you doing???please stop this and come outside...all our staff is outside and they want to see you..
Lallu: why?atleast let me finish the song...i am just on the acoustic's now..KISS ROCKS!!!!!
Manager:No no do that later at home, you dont pay me enough to bear with your crap so get going and move it .....
Lallu to Staff: hey guys wassup???? do you want to see my new version of KISS songs???and why arent you working???
Manager: as to your wassup.....they are just hanging!!!!! now no they dont want to see your version and the reason they are not working is because prem is harrassing them and they want you to stop that....so do something
Lallu:(thinking to himself) i dont know what do say or do...i never do ...maybe either of these idiot boys will say something...harman is no hope so lets stare at preet some more..hmmmmmm(and he stares)
Preet: Dad!!!!!!!!!! I am sick of this....first you drag me to work and now this...okay i ll tell you this prem wont harrass them but you need to cool down...and its raining outside so go....
Lallu leaves and thinks of his lovely life and some of QB and then he sees prem there and he is scared but preet comes and consoles him that dont worry he is there which scares lallu even more coz preet is more dangerous then prem...here prem is in rain and heer comes:
Prem: Heer ?? why are you here???cant a guy get some peace??
Heer: oh stop it prem!!!! you are parroting your mom....i wanted to say that you have to bring the glycerine bottle coz from next week i am going to cry a lot and i need it
Prem: heer i am broke and lost!!!!! and you have to make do without it...and anyway....no need to cry your expressions are enough
Heer: no no no i need that bottle and if you are lost hold my hand and i ll guide you
Prem: oh okay then
Then they both see prem's dad and lallu leaves
Prem: Darnnnnnnn i wish he would have taken me with him, i dont like living in that chawl and specially not with these two cry babies...one cries all the time and the other one keeps brining veggies...we have so much of it we can be vegetable vendors now
Preet: Sorry bro but your chick scares me so i aint coming anywhere near her...plus her sister is worse so i am going to go but all the best
Here lallu is in his study and thinking...( i have mastered that kiss song but i need to master bon jovi and its bit difficult and also i need to do somethign about harman....mmm and where is everyone how come no one is here to cheer me up even though i am not sad???) and the poor little girl comes:
Little Girl: Grampa get up from that chair i want to sit there
Lallu: (great someone to talk to) oh hello little girl? did you know i was thinking and i think i should start a new rock band called "Lallu the greatest" what say??
LG: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh someone help me!!!!!! i am with a monster!!!! mom, gramma, uncle anyone please come and help me
Lallu: now now no one will come until i am dont and hahahaha i have to sing the song too
LG: no no no please save me !!!!!!! arggggggg help help .....and starts crying
then gaya3 comes:
Gaya3: hey why are you crying???stop that or i will give you something to cry about
LG: easy for you to say granny!!!! do you have any idea this one has totally lost it????ur husband was telling me about prem and all
Gaya3: What??????????? i am telling you this lallu....you bring prem back and i will murder you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have had it!!!!!!! Do Not Stress Me!!!!!!!!!
Then harman and all came:
Harman: Dad!!!! guess what???? you are nominated for the idiot of the year???can you believe it???
Lallu: of course i can!!!!!!!!!!!! and what do you mean nominated???? i should get it????
Harman: oh dad!!!! we all know you will get it so why worry???afterall no one can be as idiot as you...
Lallu: yes thats true!!!!! okay lets gets ready(and sings lets get this party started)
Here Prem is getting ready:
Prem: Heer get my coat....gosh are you getting the wool from the sheep or what???why is taking so long???
Heer: who said i have your coat???get it yourself....gee give a man finger and he will hold your hand.....its right there take it and wear it for all i care
Prem: heer why didnt you fix the button on the shirt???
Heer: didnt you just hear what i said??? do i look like i care???? fix it yourself...here is a stapler, staple it...and why you are at it give it to your dad and tell him to staple his toungue
Prem: why are you following me??? i am going out and wait up for me when i come i will need to talk to someone to vent my anger of wandering around
Heer: No i will not wait up!!! and i am just making sure you leave....last time you said you will leave and you came back!!!!!! and its your problem if you want to wander around the town so why should i suffer???
Here this two guys come:
Dude1: are you prem???
Prem: no i am premika!!!!! who do you think??? you two are guys and you know you are not prem and this one is a girl so unless her mother went mental at her birth she cant be named prem then that leaves me so use your brains if you have any....
Dude1: Chill!!!!!! no need to get personal....anyway here is the invitation that says your are nominated for the son of the idiot of the year...do come...(and the dudes leave)
Prem: heer!!!!!!!!!! my dad will win the award i know it.......yeah!!!!!!!!!1
Heer: great!!!!!!!!!! who else can win it anyway???also listen get me a nice dress while coming back...now go....
Here lallu is getting ready and veera is helping him
Lallu: Veera i am so sexy for my shirt...
Veera: dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are not...........and please you look like a little rat who is poisoned...get ready!!!!!!!!! and i want to see prem coz he took money from me last year and i need it back
Lallu: WhaT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! prem is coming.........oh nooooo gaya3 will murder me for sure.....................QB!!! QB!!! QB!!! where are you ???save me....
Here Preet to Gaya3
Preet: Mom.....where are you going???to the awards??? so do you think prem will get the idiot son award or someone else???
Gaya3: what???????? prem is coming????????? preet my dear dear boy we are not going....and oh look your dad is screaming and run around like he has done overdoze of prozac....
Everyone in the hall:
Lallu: we cant go to the function....coz........i just got medical report and its offical i have dementia
Gaya3: great.......thank you!!!!!!!!! goodness gracious.....saved by the dementia....now we dont have to see prem and i can go back to my dream of harman and preet moving out
Here QB comes:
QB: shutup lallu!!!!!!!!! i have one cuckoo husband and that is bad enough so dont start with me...and why dont you just tear the invitation????? that will solve all problems...no invo and no going to function...and then she tears it
Well guys this was just my version, did you like this one?