8, 9 oct '09: big things, little things

sorry, sorry! i'm late with this -- shouldn't really put it up, no? but kya karein? yeh likhney ki aadat pad gayi hai. 😃

8 oct '09

* big thing: bwaaaa... hahahahahahaha! seriously, wasn't everyone else dying of laughter during the entire jzoo-discoveres-gi-it-on-the-kitchen-floor-and-heer-comes-in segment?

i mean, i get the guys not getting who was on the floor. 'cause for them, one shiny outfit is just like any other shiny outfit. *hey! that's what my gang tells me! 😆* and i get prem not being worried 'cause if it was heer, then his heart would be going pitter-patter faster (or s'thing most prem-heer-are-one-ish that would tell him that his heer was in trouble 😆).

but the girls not getting who was lying on the floor?? 🤣 even in the dark that super shiny sari thing of gi-it's was screaming out loud and clear!

and then the whole super-intelligent conversation with the whole jzoo hovering around gi-it bandaged in bed! with prem looking dreamy thoughtful
and pbauji looking ha-ha-ha-ha! thoughtful. 😆
oh, and the super-leaps of intelligence of who the target is and everything! i should've been going waaah-waaah! is it strange that i was going "bwaaaa... hahahahahahaha" instead? 🤣

* big thing: oooooh! new harman has hired ludhiana's best security agency. hmmm! now, why, oh why, do i figure that the boss of that ''best security agency'' is none other than.... *tantanaaaa!* nihaal!!!! ('cause it's about darned time that he showed up, donchya think??! 😆)

* little thing: gi-it is truly ram-sita's hanuman, no?? she is the only smart one who thinks that someone should get water for the bride-to-be. (although i do wonder: where did heer go if gi-it told her to get back to the party?) when she is bandaged and on the bed, she is the one who tells everyone to get to bed and rest. she is the one worrying about what to do the next day when there will be a larger crowd.

seriously, nerves of steel i tell you. prem should truly forget all claims to be superman. gi-it is waaaay better at being a super-hero! 😆

* prem-heer thing: so prem puts heer to bed, tells her a (actually nicely plausible) story about how a wedding house always attracts thieves, kisses her and she obediently falls asleep.
*sigh* just like a doll. prem's personal doll. he lays her down, tells her to close her eyes, and she goes to sleep... how phweet. *btw, just saw ''kaminey'' and shahid kapoor totally rocks! 😍*

* little thing: prem saying ''with all of you around me, how can my mood go bad?'' er... prem? what exactly were you doing the last six years without heer in can-atta? in a great mood, were you? 🤣

* prem-heer thing: 'kay. of all the prem-heer segments this week, this one had to be the one where it was soo clearly hc -- and some ag too! -- that i was taken aback. for the first time, i really thought that i should find some way to put all my chaotic observations about prem and heer together and understand who these characters are today.

in the wtf. which as any decent person knows stands for weekend thoughts feature! *me giving sad looks at all the people who thought otherwise...*

but the one thing that was a constant was how sweet it was to see them smile. or grin, as prem was doing. it was like he was trying to make up for one and a half years worth of being miserable as prem all in one go! the glee with which he started bombarding her with petals!

*it soooo looked like ag had been teasing hc mercilessly about what a goofy-guy prem was in his insane love for heer, no? hc was doing that with an air of saying ''okay, now is when i get to take revenge on you, you little brat!'' 😆 no? 🤣 but now that i think about it, i wonder: what exactly was hc taking revenge on ag for? was it 'cause hc finally had to sing on camera??? 😆 'cause that is s'thing that pcp tells me ag has been after hc's life to do in many other places! was this the secret s'thing that was making prem and heer laugh and fight like hc and ag in that moment?? 🤣*

* little thing: oh, the smiles, the smiles! 😍 and just here, i don't care who was smiling -- prem-heer or hc-ag! 🤣* little thing: man! the girl-gang are soo mean!! they had to break into that prem launching-himself-on-heer moment!
darnit! why don't these women get a clue?? if he had actually managed to land on her and kiphph her, they would have had much more ammunition to tease him with!

or *sigh* would they have been very embarrassed? *dumb-dums!*

of course, it was an insanely cute segment. *note, cute. not sweet. not heart-warming. cute. which is something we rarely get to see on this show, no? we've got a lot of sweet. serious amounts of heart-warming. this ''cuteness'' factor is new... and not altogether the most desirable thing, imho.*

* little thing: but line that made me splutter in laughter was the one prem delivered to kuldi -- ''kyun itna footage ka raha hai???''

oye!! ya, ya, we get that you are spoofing the show! you don't have to make it that crystal clear for us, prem babu! *seriously wanted to grab prem's round-round smiling cheeks and pull it badly just then! 🤣*

* prem thing: ''why are you here? today, i will get her ready.'' *thud!*
and then his final line: ''go ahead! enjoy yourself all you want today! from tomorrow onwards, i will be the only one who will get her ready.'' *thud, thud, thud!*
* little thing: oh dear. yet another pbauji bhashan. but what was hilarious was that this time prem was matching him sentence for sentence on bhashaning!! hahahahahahahahaha! the bhashan kings of this show -- fighting head-to-head on who will win the bhashan competition!

imho, they both sounded like antiquated gits! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

* prem thing: oooooh! for the first time ever, i truly liked prem in that turbna thingie -- did he look amazingly blazingly good or what??? no, seriously...

* preet thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: preet!!! preet!!! preeeeeeeet!!! *hey, i'm the preetstess! i'm allowed to do girly screams when the (god of the temple of smiles) appears! what is yourexcuse??! 😆 oh we are soooo gonna wtf!*


* prem-heer thing: o. m. g. the look on their faces when they first see each other! y'know, prem getting bewitched on seeing his heer as ''his bride'' would've been melt-me-inside ... except that is what he does all the time anyway! 😆 *sigh* prem... the perfect heer lover... *sigh*
y'know? i thought this whole wedding ceremony thing was a stooopid idea -- i mean, from a logical pov. i was totally bored at the idea of yet-another-marriage-hungama happening. just another reason to show fancy unbelieveable outfits and jewellry on the show -- to try to push up the trps.

so, no, i didn't have a clue that it would lead to such out-of-the-world prem-heer situations. forget everything else that happened on the show this week. just the look on their faces -- heer's love, desperately needy, desperately shy. prem's love, desperately needy, desperately proud. he looked like the king of the world in that last shot when he's bursting with pride, smiling at heer when he garlanded her. and the smile on heer's face -- more within than without -- more a glow than anything else. those shots of prem and heer's face had expresssions that we have never actually ever got before.

and just for that? this entire bewildering, topsy-turvy week of shows was worth it. just for those last two looks. those were amazing.
* weirdest thing: sorry to bring up such unpleasant things, but what was that look on glob's face when preet-new-harman were doing the carry-prem-up thing? like she wanted to laugh but seriously hated the whole proceeding??

was darned unpleasant. 🤢 like seeing maggots squirming in rotting apples. 🤢 *can you tell that i was at an orchard recently? 😆*


* little thing, big thing?: prem fooled his brothers so that heer could garland him.

i found that moment ... somewhat deeper than just the simple idea that prem is desparate for heer. everyone knows that he is. but this one was the start of a series of situations where in a choice between ''family honour'' and heer, prem insisted on making it clear that he would choose heer. this was the first -- the rest of it was in the episode of 10/09/09, and this ''little thing'' probably belongs there to become a ''big thing''.

but what was the most interesting thing was: his family making noise about their ''honour'', glob making gnashing-teeth faces, prem with clear, dewey-with-love eyes making it clear heer was his all, and heer? heer accepting it with a demure smile, but saying nothing at all.

it was ... interesting? ominous? s'thing to think about...

highlight of the show: hmmmmmm! ''from tomorrow onwards, i'll be the one to get her ready everyday.'' ☺️ 😆 also, the way prem and heer looked at each other when they first caught sight of each other as bride and groom. later, when they garlanded each other. basically, the pheyeoohs. which pretty much demonstrate that these two are masters of the soulful-looks-at-each-other looks... 😆
and!! preet is back!! woooo hoooo!!! 😃

9 oct '09

* estee thing: ya, i know, strange way to start a bt,lt -- with a me-thing. 😆 but i have a confession -- wedding sequences of the normal sort kinda bore me. i mean, i know that when prem is the groom, we've had some pretty rockin' wedding sequences. 😆 'kay, 'kay! they've been blow-me-out-of-the-water wedding sequences! 😆 but today? today it didn't seem like it was gonna be one of those sequences... no?

besides, this whole show seemed to divided into two parts mostly:

1. good part -- prem and heer staring at each other, both shiny eyed and dewey eyed and all the stuff that makes a pheyeoooh a pheyeooooooooooooooh! 😆
2. the rest 😆 -- with the jzoo having fun while the wedding festivities are not disrupted. and we all know that a disruption is a must in a jzoo wedding event! 😆 so i was pretty sleepy-eyed during the whole photograph-with-bride-and-groom thing, dance thing, lalu-ragging-the-mrs.chadda-thing, rem-ragging-the-confused-between-gi-it-and-heer guy thing, steal-the-shoe thing. (which i think prem has prepared for by having multiple shoes placed so that everyone thinks that they have won the stealing-shoe competition. smart prem... 😆 btw, why is the stealing-shoe thing so important?) i mean, all of it was sooo ... common that i couldn't even enjoy having (god of smiles) preet there! 😛 maybe the fact that preet was on the show after so long, and meher just treating him like some guy-trying-to-protect-a-shoe had s'thing to do with it? 😆

but there was one (imho) big thing, and one little thing worth bt,lt-ing about.

* little thing: stooooopid creatives people! they put that terrace prem-heer dance here??? why? why? why would prem and heer look into each other's eyes during their ''wedding'' reception and remember a dance that happened just the previous night -- if they weren't remembering some very serious ... uh ... physical stuff that they were gonna get to do on their ''wedding'' night (read, a kiphph! and ... uh ... other stuff!! 🤣)

ps: wasn't that a rather odd song? it sounded... weird. no? 🤔

* big thing: well, the big thing is the number of times that prem said he wouldn't ever care about bowing his head to his wife. or losing to his wife. or being his wife's slave.

i found it somewhat... strange, to tell you the truth. 'cause while we have always known that prem has had eyes for no-one else; would always bow his head to heer -- sometimes even before he bowed his head to god. (remember that whole episode after the '''kyunki mein tumse pyar karta hoon!''? there was some ceremony they kept at jzoo, where all that the young mr. juneja did was to stare at heer? everyone else was praying to the goddess, and he was worshipping his. 😍)

today, prem felt the need to make sure that not just heer, not just his family, but also everyone in society, at the party, knew about it too. and it made me feel a little uncomfortable. made me squirm in my seat. 'cause it reminded me of the night that prem confronted heer in that horribly public disco and roared out his suspicion of her infidelity. and then -- even more horrific! -- did that farce of publicly ''marrying heer to that ig-idiot!'' omg, i cringe at that memory. and today i wondered if i was cringing 'cause prem might be trying to atone for that horrible act of his.

which got me to wondering how he could ever free himself of the guilt of that act? that act which was so horrible that heer roared back at him in public -- ''keep personal things personal'' heer! that act which made her cry on that evil glob's lap about having her pride hurt -- by prem! how could prem ever rid himself of the regret of that act? if prem is still prem, then i would figure that it's a permanent scar. 😔 that was a powerful moment -- but i wish that it had never happened. 😔

and so i didn't quite enjoy prem's public pronunciations today. it just kept reminding me that prem had done that. that he seemed to be constantly trying to make up. and i figured that if there had to be a re-marriage, then i'd have been so much happier if it had been something just between prem and heer. and not one of these big opulent public ceremonies ''to show the world that prem-heer-are-one''. these two have never cared about the world. why start now?

*sigh* so, what made me really sad was that it looked like glob had won after all -- in so many ways. what was it that she had said? that she knew that prem and heer had a love so strong. but that she would bring ''duniya-daari'' in between them.

watching this whole marriage-ceremony thing, it looked like ''duniya-daari'' had indeed entered prem-heer's-love; that she had succeeded. 🤔

i despise glob. now more than anything else that i have ever despised before. 😡🤢
🤢
* precap thing: looked like ashlesha, no? unless it was dirtchachi. and is sooo funny -- i would really prefer it to be dirtchachi just now! i've always thought ashlesha was creepy. and still think she is so. and don't doubt that she will cause some more trauma in prem-heer-are-one.

*yawn!* why must they always try to get prem-heer troubled? is really funny -- ashlesha should've been causing trauma in meet's life. and here i am: feeling a weary pain that she is gonna do that to prem and heer instead! how twisted can stories get? 🥱🤔

highlight of the episode: the memory of that terrace dance would've been my choice -- if i wasn't wondering what we had to give up to see it. 😕 or wondering what was the conversation between prem and heer on the terrace before they decided to dance! boo hoo!

hmmm! this feels more like a wtf than a bt,lt, no? sorry. what can i tell you? wedding sequences truly fill me with serious amounts of boredom. 😆 my mind wanders and i start thinking profound thoughts, rather than just things. 😆

well. my work here is done. see you at the wtf? *which i may be able to write if i can stop stuffing myself with all the excellent food that pcp's mom insists on distracting me with. after which the only possible response is to sit around with a mostly comatose look on my face. 😆*

hehehehe. E, prem should definitely try out for indian idol. what say? 😳 i would so love to get woken up like that. 😍 and preet... *sigh* 'the god of smiles' has finally arrived.... 😍 btw, if you want to know the missing second part on wednesday's epiosde i can give it to you? 😕

missing second part:


prem went to the terrace to be with heer. he sees a person in a red ghoonghat sitting on the bench. prem goes towards that person thinking it's heer. he tells 'heer' to come close to him, but the person keeps moving away. meanwhile, geet and meher take heer to the terrace and heer sees prem with someone. geet and meher tells heer, to look at the way prem is flirting with that girl. they come towards prem, and prem is shocked to see heer. prem tells heer, he thought it was her there. and geet and meher try to make prem look bad. ( 😡 ) heer tells prem, why he did this? why did he do this to her? prem says, how can you believe them (geet and meher)? heer says, can you YOU believe them? they are trying to pull your leg? (sorry bad at hindi.) prem says what? he then said, but you wre not trusting me. heer says, i was taking your side. 😆 they all laugh. 😳 prem takes the ghoonghat out of the person sitting on the bench. it's ketan! 😲 dressed up as a girl, long hair and lipstick! 🤣 prem tells ketan how he was supposed to be the 'little man' and give the chit to heer. he was gonna give him a chocolate. ketan says they gave me money ( 😕 ) and with that i can buy many chocolates. 😆 they all leave. prem gives heer a hug (from the back 😳 ) and they have a conversation. prem asks heer what if his ex-girlfriend shows up? what if someone stops the wedding? what will you do? heer says, you are only for me! and this heart of yours only beats for me. 😳 i have full faith in you, nothing of this sort will happen. THEN the dance. 😳


video link by jyoti

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7PAWDuDCyY

there! 😃 now E, i want a bt, lt on this. 😳

that is, if you haven't already done so? 🤔

and if you have, where is it? 😳

@mysticgoryfilms: aditi, omg!!! how/where did this come from?? and -- all the ketan stuff wasn't in the youtube video! you got hold of the script? that's uber cool!

gaaah! why didn't i get to see this?? gaaaaah! *pulling hair!*

actually, i did put up a bt,lt for 7th oct -- of course, it didn't have this part. waaaaaaah! now i wanna see the whole thing!

yeah me also a bit ho hum abt. wedding.
and agree with you that all these speeches by prem are cringe inducing. plus this wedding only seems to have a handful of guests. 😕 just get on with it. 'cos Estee is waiting for other things to happen.

but i have some questions.........

1. were you the one disguised as priest sitting there with prem heer while they were pheyeoohing at the mandap ?!!!!!
'cos for a while there was not a sausage there except u three. isn't it usual for e'one to be crowded round there?
so was this a special arrangement???!!!! and i can guess where you hid all your camera gear.

2. the petal barsaying scene. WHAT was Prem doing ?? He was about to climb all over Heer before the 3 stooges stopped him. I thought that was bizarrely vulgar. (sorry, i'm too chaste to visit your bts,lts. throw me out next time)

3. how then after the above low moment does he transform himself into a maharajah? when heer and he were walking side by side, looking adoringly at each other i was instantly reminded of that stunning pic of the Maharajah of Jaipur and Gayatri Devi on their wedding day.



This would make a good pic for the montage no?

Originally posted by: estee

@mysticgoryfilms: aditi, omg!!! how/where did this come from?? and -- all the ketan stuff wasn't in the youtube video! you got hold of the script? that's uber cool! gaaah! why didn't i get to see this?? gaaaaah! *pulling hair!*actually, i did put up a bt,lt for 7th oct -- of course, it didn't have this part. waaaaaaah! now i wanna see the whole thing!

i got hole of the script cause i saw it. 😆 you live in the U.S, no? if so, you would have been able to see it too. but hey, at least your seeing it now. hehe. actually, jyoti couldn't find the ketan stuff so... 😆 but if it's there, will surely let you know. 😉 now bt, lt please. 😃 lol.

btw, i really missed the 'god of smiles'. just one shot of him, and i instantly smile. 😆 (hence, the nickname. 😆) but, i didn't like the first few minutes of the wedding episode. just hated hated hated to hear how they had to do the whole wedding, to keep the peoples' mouth shut! 😡 if that was so, just sign a marriage paper. and there. you are married. 😡 lekin, even though i am happy that prem & heer phinally have their wedding, just wish it was for a better reason. and about the dance bit, well the creative put that in cause the stooooooooopid star plus decided to not show it to us. so creative head, the sweet little angel she is 😆 put that in for us. 😍

btw, really confused about the # of shoes prem has. 😕 i hope it's not foreshadowing anything.

aargghhh i hate it whn i am l8 in reserving... :(

Originally posted by: estee

sorry, sorry! i'm late with this -- shouldn't really put it up, no? but kya karein? yeh likhney ki aadat pad gayi hai. 😃i know u alwys gav me t time.... but i was reallly busy..... srry for tat😭 n do keep writing...... we lov tis aadat of urs 😆

8 oct '09

* big giit on floor n thn right in t middle of jzoo thing:
tel me aargghh... maroon with gold = yellow with silver🤔 COLOUR BLIND!!!!🥱
abt Prems hard not going t way it wud if Heer was there... i tell u good for him!!! warna i wud hav defo banged a belen on him😡 aarrgghh!!! u know how i hate t giit thingie😡
Prem dreamy thoughtful??? i am dreamy abt it...😍
well thk goodness at least pbauji can look thoughtful.... coz he surely cant think😡

oh, and the super-leaps of intelligence of who the target is and everything! i should've been going waaah-waaah! is it strange that i was going "bwaaaa... hahahahahahaha" instead? 🤣if u were being strange thn i was too.....🤣🤣 but whn <peabrains think we ought to do waah waahi.. we r bad girls...🤣🤣

* big nihaal thing: 😲still expecting to see him eh!!🥱
i tel u... tera kuch nahi hoga !!🤣

* little giit is hanuman.... she has body of steel n she SuperHero-to-b!! thing: r u kidding me!!! aaargghhhh!!! me hates her😡 n u bttr stop thinging abt her😡

* prem-heer thing: so prem puts heer to bed, tells her a (actually nicely plausible) story about how a wedding house always attracts thieves, kisses her and she obediently falls asleep.
nicely plausible story?? E!!!🤗 r u sufering frm dementia just lik t scripht writers??😕 didnt u hear wht he said, while t whole jzoo cuddled ard giits bed,in t presence of his Heer tat whoevr t person is... his/her target was Heer not Giit!!
or was it just me who heard tat frm Prem....🤔
Prem puts Heer to sleep lik his personal doll!!😍☺️

* little thing: prem saying ''with all of you around me, how can my mood go bad?'' er... prem? what exactly were you doing the last six years without heer in can-atta? in a great mood, were you? 🤣
er E!! this much tim... tis much tim spend beside t Prem-Heer-r-one u still donno ?? tey r No.1 in t Mastery of Blind Monologues too....🤣🤣

highlight of the show:😍

😆 that's such a ''thank goodness, finally!'' look on his face, no? 😆
😲 just his😲 wht abt mine??🤔 urs??😔 hum sabka??😒🤣

9th bt,lt below... yeah hoho!!🤣

thanks estee, again another wonderful bt.,lt.. agree with u on the expressions that we got to see on premheer faces, right from mehendi day till this day. Never seen anything like this b4. it looked so real. no no it is real, believe me and yes these two perfectly know how to get thing done b4 the camera, u know what, i am still confused like how their hand, fingers, eyes, nose etc. behaves differently in the same situations in long shots and closeups. like when thy show premheer hug in closeup thy look into eachothers eyes the same when thy do in long shots thy look at eachothers lips. Now, do u still want to hate their directors. Poor soul, believe me, he is innocent, it is not his fault that our brains get phried. this is the work of ph brains, and to some extent the cameraman bc he can read the thoughts of ph brains and even the editors bc thy simply obey these two. iam still unable to convince myself that these two are "acting". "no'' i dont want to believe bc somewhere my phried brains tell me that thy aren't.